Wrath calls a meeting to get back Fritz ~ Story Line

Dear Challa's,

Until July 10th, we're doing something special and sharing some of our favorite Story Lines of the year that previously didn't make it onto the blog.

In this one, Wrath calls a Brotherhood meeting to see if there's any new Intel where Fritz is being held.  Tensions are high... 

Originally posted:  September 19th, 2012

Who nominated it:  Layla

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Wrathh Ghardian

*It's time to figure out our game plan. I sit back in my chair with Beth next to me. Butch beat everyone here. The rest trickle in. From the scent of Vishous' cancer sticks and Rhage's lollipops, to Payne's scent of sandlewood; from the cologne that Phury uses and the scent of apples that linger on Zszadist's breath to Xhex's spicy, prickly attitude, Tohrment and John's fresh smelling, affable love, and Blaylock's steadiness...my family gathers together to rescue to the one member that has pulled us all together: Fritz.* Family, grab some chair. We gotta figure out what the hell is going on, what to do about it, and where to go. Xhex, tell everyone what you told me about Xcor and how we know it's Fritz.

Xhex Ghardian 

*I lean back against a bookcase as everyone's eyes move toward me to find out what's going down.* Basically, I had an unexpected meeting with Xcor outside the IM. We exchanged words, the usual shit, then as his Bastards showed up, he told me to give Wrathh a message. He said W needed to keep an eye on everything he cares about because he was. I came back to the manse to meet with Wrathh and we started going over where everyone was and realized Fritz was missing.

Phury Ghardian 

*Thinking about the old doggen and this whole sitch, I allow my fury to fly* Yo, this sitch with Fritz may have been avoided *I glare coldly in the direction of Xhex.* If you would have just called in for back-up. What the fuck were you thinking female!* Noticing everyone’s eyes as they leave Xhex and turn to me, I throw my hands up in the air.* It’s the motherfucking truth!

Vishous Ghardian 

*Pulling out my hand rolled and placing it in my mouth. Seeing the head of the King turn in my direction, I shrug and put it back. Hearing Phury raise his voice, I shake my head* So Xhex, he gave you a warning, but you had no clue it was about Fritz, true? *looks at Phury* It could have meant anything or nothing. *shrugs thinking* I need some Grey Goose.

Xhex Ghardian 

*I hear John Matthew start growling next to me but I put my hand on his arm briefly and then I cross my arms.* At the risk of repeating myself...Fuck. You.* I shoot him a cold glare.* I don't answer to you. I scouted the sitch, I knew what I was doing, and I'm here. And Xcor had this planned before he saw me. We're wasting time Fritz doesn't have.

Zszadist Ghardian 

*Standing back with my arms crossed, impressed with my twins reaction but it must come naturally with the title. Arching my brow as Xhex responds. I just want to know when are we leaving to get him. Bottom line.* Xcor is a cryptic bastard.

Rhage Ghardian 

*Pulling out my lollipop, I smile at Phury and wink at Xhex* He is just telling you how much he cares!

Butch O'Neal Ghardian 

*Looking around and seeing that everyone is getting wound up over this whole Fritz going missing shit and we are all in close quarters* Guys, guys, calm the fuck down a bit, okay? This will not help Fritz if we are all going for each other throats, I understand we want him back here and to give Xcor and his bastards a slap around but think rationally *Looking over at Wrathh as I hear a growl brewing and can so feel the desk is about to get beaten*

Wrathh Ghardian 

*my growling turns into a snarl* What the FUCK is wrong with you shitheads? This is NOT about Xhex right now - it will be later. But for now? *I half stand and slam my fist down* We're focusing on the Bastards and getting Fritz back. Now, unless you dickheads start spouting out strategy, I'm going to go in alone and find him. *I sit back down and wait for their responses*

Blaylock Ghardian 

*I look around to Brother after shrink my shoulders with the King yelling at us. He's got the point and everybody is losing focus* Wrathh, my King. I do want to have a word now, if you, Sire, allows me.* As he nods I continue* Well, my Brothers, we have already notice he is missing and obviously Xcor and his bastards want a confrontation. Anyway, I do believe Vishous already is tracking Fritz's phone so we can position him. He is expecting the King to rescue his doggen and ambush us just like that day at Assail's house. I believe Xcor can be ambushed by us. Attract him and some of his bastards to a deal. When some of us go rescue Fritz, the others are taking care of Xcor. When they are apart they are not that strong.

Payne Ghardian 

*Watching all the commotion going on and seeing this is getting us nowhere, nodding as I hear Blaylock's words.* He is correct in what he is saying, we need to think of the best way to surprise them as we know they will have set a trap for us. *Just as I hear Wrathh clear his throat as to speak, I hear the doors open, we all stop to look seeing Layla and Qhuinn walk in.*

Qhuinn Ghardian 

*Opening up the door, pulling Layla in behind me. Looking around the room at the Brothers, I nod in acknowledgement of each. I turn to the King* My Liege, Layla had a dream and she saw Fritz. I think she might be able to help us find him *hoping that the one pertinent bit of info that Layla was in the Meadow will be left out of the convo, I look at Layla over my shoulder and bring her more into the room*

Layla Ghardian 

*Slowly walking in behind Qhuinn, I can feel mine legs trembling beneath me. I look around the room and see that everyone is staring at me.Bowing mine head to the King* Sire, *still unsure of the importance of mine dream* I.. I dreamt that I was in a this large dark room and in the back corner of the room. There were many boxes and containers of many different sizes. I saw our beloved Fritz, tied up in a chair. *looking up at Qhuinn as he nods for me to keep going* He was being beaten! I could see many cuts and bruises around his face and they were asking him where you were and he refused to tell them. *looking at the Kings fist clenching* It was Xcor, and his men.

Wrathh Ghardian 

*standing up so fast, my chair topples over* Layla! You're sure of this dream? *turning my gaze towards Qhuinn's direction* How do we know that this dream is significant? *my heart tears and bleeds at the thought of Fritz getting hurt*

Qhuinn Ghardian 

*shrugs* It seemed very vivid and with many deets. *looking at Layla, not wanting to say anymore* just seemed like it was more than what we had. If you don't think it is important, that is fine. But I wanted you to have all the info at your fingertips

Wrathh Ghardian 

*turning my head down towards my desk, I nod* It's more than anything we have. Layla, do you remember any other details? Locations, anything else stand out to you about the warehouse?

Layla Ghardian 

*lifting mine eyes* No sire. I only saw it from the inside. It was a very large room, with lots of shelves and boxes. So, it's true? Fritz is really missing? *leaning into Qhuinn's chest and he he genly put his arms around me. I begin to cry again* Please Qhuinn, can you take me to mine room?

Payne Ghardian 

*Watching as Layla goes to leave with Qhuinn, I look at Wrathh.* Wrathh, I will assume that I will no longer be needed. *Seeing him nod at me.* I will leave with Layla and Qhuinn then, if that is okay with you two? *Seeing them nod at me, I start to walk towards the door.* Please keep me informed of what is going on and if I am needed in some way. *Seeing Wrathh nod at me, I take my leave.*

Blaylock Ghardian 

*My eyes following Qhuinn and Layla leaving the room with Payne, I keep telling me to focus and overcome this shit. I'm not part of that. Shaking my head to vanish the damn thought and returning my attention to our meeting, I ask to speak again* Well, with this information we can at least start searching. Xhex could... *I look at JM and he nods* Xhex could take a look around the city during the day to check the warehouses. I'm quite sure there's not many outside. We could begin with that one we found him with his soldiers, Xhex! *She nods in agreement* And Vishous will keep trying to track his cell phone. I do not believe they will... *I can't pronounce the word "kill" so I hesitate and gasp* they will do something bad with Fritz. Xcor is smart enough for that. He wants a game. So a game will be played. But with our own rules.

Butch O'Neal Ghardian 

*Hearing Blaylock say what he does, I look at him* I agree, if we can get some sort of idea where those fuckers are, we can do what we need to do *Hearing the snorts and grunts around me* Okay, guys, no need for the animal impressions. *Suddenly feeling a dig in my arm, I turn to look at Vishous* What the fuck V! I was only trying to lighten it up in here a bit, damn, I know its serious but the tension in here is too much, true? *Hearing Wrathh say "He is right, save all this for the streets" I look over at V and grin* Hey, looks like I got the looks and the brains *Suddenly hearing Wrathh growl "Don't push it Cop!" I just shrug my shoulders* Okay, okay, I am gonna sit my ass down and be quiet okay.

Phury Ghardian 

*Feeling the emotional tension begin to ease in the study I stand back and intently listen to the others talk. I feel absolutely horrible for busting on Xhex the way I did. I don’t want her or anyone to get wounded or worse. I expect being the Primale has made me overly protective of females, and I lost sight of who she really is. I will make it right with her though.* Yeah, sounds like the start of a plan to me. Xcor will lose at his own game, and once again, he will know where the real authority lies, true?

Wrathh Ghardian 

*Beth holds my hand, rubbing it with her thumb. I'm barely holding myself back from heading out on the streets myself. Rubbing my temples with my other hand, I grimace* Get your asses out of here and don't come back until you find something concrete. Xhex, do your thing - same way when you found the rifle. The rest of you need to lay off her. Her independence can be dealt with by John. If he's got an issue with it, then so do we. Otherwise, fuck it. Now? Get out and find Fritz. *hearing them all make varying noises that mean they said yes, I lean my head back. I can't help but pray to the Scribe Virgin to keep Fritz safe until we can get to him. Hang in there, Fritz. Your family is coming for you.* ~

Doggen-napped ~ Story Line

Until July 10th, we're doing something special and sharing some of our favorite Story Lines of the year that previously didn't make it onto the blog.

In this one, Fritz is doggen-napped and taken into the Bastards lair where he is interrogated horribly as they try to get information from him.

Originally posted: September 15th, 2012

Who nominated it: Layla

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Xcor Ghardian

*Following Throe as he rushes through our lair, what would so important to rise his leahdyre from his slumber. Rushing up the steps to his security lair, it dawns on me. Mayhaps mine lieutenant has finally procured what we have been seeking. As he unlocks the door he turns toward me, the pleasure evident on his face. Walking into the room, I am careful not to touch anything. The large chair he uses while pouring over his monitors is turned over onto the floor.* I do hope you did not wake me from my sleep to come pick up this chair.

Throe Ghardian 

My leahdyre, I believe we may execute our plan. Look what my cameras registered five minutes ago! *I rewind the video and approach the zoom of camera, we can see a old man speaking on the phone and we can read in his lips "Master Wrathh" and ends the call saying "My King". I can see a grin forming upon Xcor's lips as he thinks the same as me* I believe we found him, Xcor. The old man maybe is going to the food store that exists a block ahead. I think it's time.

Xcor Ghardian 

*A doggen! One that mayhaps is close to Wrathh! Clapping my hand on Throe's shoulder.* You have done well, mine trahyner. 'Tis daylight so we cannot approach him on our own. We must have Finn and Netti lure him to the place we have arranged. Alert the doggen and tell them they must not divulge who they work for. I will gather the soldiers so we can question this doggen. *Grinning down at the monitor, 'tis is a great benefit to our plans.*

Fritz Ghardian 

*After listening to my Sire Wrathhs instructions, he disconnects. I replace my phone into my coat pocket. I turn as I hear someone approaching. Another doggen, no two, a male and a female. They look as if something is amiss and look worried. The male asks for my assistance. He informs me that his Sire has asked him to move a rather large object and the female is not quite strong enough. Looking at my watch, checking the time, I should really not dally in matters such as this. Feeling for the male, I agree. The female asks for me to follow her, I turn from the male. Taking a few steps everything goes black.*

Zypher Ghardian 

~In the storage facility~

*looking down upon this male's face, I arch mine eyebrow. Talking to mineself while mine fellow soldiers are in the back of the room, I study this doggen.* This? This 'tis the highly valued prize, mine leahdyre? *slowly walking about the wrinkled, diminutive male's form, I toe his leg.* Hmmm, this doggen smells...like cleanliness and flowers. *shuddering, I crouch down to his eye level. Studying his face, I pull out one of mine daggers and pick at mine teeth. Balthazar stops behind mineself, grunts, and walks off , muttering about killing off useless doggen. Picking at a particularly stuck piece of food in mine teeth, I lean in closer. The doggen's head jerks up, making me jump and drop mine dagger on the floor.* What the...befouled doggen! *using mine tongue to make sure I have no injuries, I find the food dislodged* Hmph, I guess thee has thine uses. Syphon! Get over here! The doggen awakens!

Syphon Ghardian 

*Hearing Zypher yell out I enter from the back room to find, *This 'tis our stronghold ore the king? *I bark out a laugh at the frail servant as he lay on the cold hard floor. *Mayhap he is but replaceable in their dynasty. *Bending down in front of him I arch my brow.* We will indeed get what we need from you, correct? You will provide us with the location of your king. I shot him, you know? *Chuckling low, I get the reaction I desired from the doggen.*

Fritz Ghardian 

*Pain, there is pain in mine head. Where am I, I feel cold hard ground underneath mine body. I have been restrained, how did I get here. The last thing I remember was the "doggen" but why? Voices there are voices, vile and disrespectful. The fog slowly lifts from my mind. Did he say my King was shot. NO! I try to break loose from my bindings. Trying to restrain the rage building in mine heart for the betrayal that my King may have suffered by these, Neanderthals.*

Throe Ghardian 

*As soon as I am notified the old doggen is with my soldiers at the storage, I warn Xcor and we demat to the place. We want the doggen alive and not injured. Not yet at least. We need to gather information and find where the King hides. As I walk into the store with Xcor and I notice the soldiers beating the man and I yell in anger for not obey my instructions* ENOUGH! My orders was clear! No injuries! We need him alive and conscious. Move him to that place I told you!

Xcor Ghardian 

*Stepping into the room, I suppress my glee. This is what we have been waiting for. We now have a doggen, a royal doggen in our presence. Standing back, mine hands clasped behind mine back as Throe puts out the order to move the frail being, I start to pace around the room.* Remove the bag from around his head. I wish to address our guest. *Zypher roughly snatches the material covering the doggen's head. As he blinks adjusting to the light in the storage room, his gaze falls upon me and he gasps. Tilting mine head, I take a step toward him until I am a foot away.* Do you know who I am doggen? Are you the doggen of the First Family?

Zypher Ghardian 

*watching the interplay between mine leahdyre and the doggen, I startle at Xcor's words. The First Family? Making eye contact with Throe, Syphon, and Balthazar, they all give me varying looks of suppressed humor and excitement. Throe beckons us all a few steps away and explains how he verified the old doggen's identity with his electronics. Walking back over to mine leahdyre, I study the doggen anew. His refusal to respond irritates me. Xcor walks away for a moment and I step up. Jabbing him in the shoulder with mine finger, I stare at him in his widened eyes.* Old man, you're noncooperation makes mine fists eager to wring information from thine throat. Will you not share with us who thee works for? 'Tis true that we already know. *his stare hardens and he remains silent* You believe that by not answering, you shall be granted any sort of grace? *my laughter turns mocking the more of I think on this* The longer you withhold from speaking, the greater my and mine fellow soldiers' ire increases.

Syphon Ghardian 

*As the royal doggen continues to hold his tongue, I am in awe. It matters not that we beat upon him nor that we threaten him anew. Warring with mineself not to beat the bloody hell out of the feeble old man, I step back and allow control to be taken out of mine hands, for now. I await orders from our leahdyre. Mayhaps the doggen will be left unattended. I will surely enjoy breaking our nemesis into, bone by crushing bone. I will break his barriers down, and he will give up the information we seek. I hold back a smirk as I make mine own plan of accord.*

Fritz Ghardian 

*With every excruciating blow I can feel mine body weaken, but not mine will. I repeat to mineself over and over again, honor of mine family first. Looking up to the one I know as Xcor, I have heard my King speak of him often. Though I have never seen his image before now, I would know him anywhere. Willing what strength I have left so that I might speak, I take a deep breathe.* I am well aware of who you are, I may be old but not senile. I only have one thing to say to you. You can join the Omega in Hell, you ugly bastard. *I spit in his face, as I feel mine body give out.*

Throe Ghardian 

*The old doggen has the audacity to spit Xcor's face and I see the glowing rising in his features to explode in anger. Sensing hatred that can take care of reason and put everything away, I move quickly toward Xcor and departing him from the doggen's line of sight, putting mineself in front of the old man, I look straight into his eyes* This loyalty litany is making me somewhat bored here. You know we will get what we want ... per fair means or foul. You see those soldiers there? *I point to Zypher, Balthazar and Syphon. Xcor is right behind me still burning in anger* They are a command to end your bloody existence. So your non-collaboration is, in unimaginable levels, increasing in their thirst for blood. I, on the other hand, *grabbing his finger and bending backwards* I am still using good manners and diplomacy. *seeing the agony and pain on his face I smile slowly* Start talking before the manners become unsustainable. And make sure that if we not go to hunt your King .. your King will come to us. One way or another, this meeting is inevitable ...

Xcor Ghardian 

*Wiping the doggen spittle from mine face, I stare upon the remains of his attack upon me. Clenching mine fist as Throe attempts to convey we have the means to draw the king out of his compound in one manner or another, I grin. The slow evil grin of malice as I take a step forward. Clamping mine hand hard on the doggen's shoulder, he winces as I lower mine head next to his. In an audible whisper* Your bravery is to be commendable, old man. I do like a male that is...*clamping mine hand harder on his shoulder and he cries out in pain* willing to honor his leahdyre. *circling around to his other side* Mine men, they do not hold the same grounds of respect I carry. They lack the patience of one who has no tolerance for spineless creatures. *Mine hand moves from his shoulder, wrapping around his wrinkled neck* So easy it would be to snap your neck, to end this life, but alas you carry information I need. Though we have you captive, it is I who is at your mercy. Mine men, they are not allowed to kill you. *Unmistakable relief floods his eyes though he glares back at me.* You shall be cared for while you are a guest amongst we lowly bastards. *tightening my grip, Throe makes a move for me and I hold my other hand up* But should you fail to provide the information, when Wrathh and his soldiers arrive, they will find you...departed. *Laughing as I release his neck and go to stand in front of him* Gaze in hatred upon mine face for it may be the last you will ever see, doggen. *Snapping mine fingers at mine soldiers- Syphon, Balthazar and Zypher* See to it he talks. Throe and I have some things to prepare for Wrathh's arrival. *Smirking down at the old doggen* If the King even comes for him. *Throe whispers to me about one of his technology equipment's recording our hostage.* Mayhaps a "video" of the doggen will entice the king should the old man continue to keep his lips sealed.

Fritz Ghardian 

*Feeling Xcors vice like grip on mine shoulders, the pain shoots through mine body like electricity. His threats are of no concern to me. I will continue to keep my wits intact and tongue silenced. Looking at the pure evil that lies behind his glare, I do not deny to mineself that he will continue to inflict pain on mine body, but he will not reach the mind. I think of my King and his beautiful shellan and the love they share, of all the Brothers and their mates. My heart swells with pride and love, I will never betray that love.* Do as you wish with me. I have one thing you will never have, honor. I am of no importance to the King and I am easily replaced. *Hoping this is not true, I continue.* Kill me if that is your desire, but you get nothing further from me. *The room goes black once again.*~

Fritz for a Day ~ Story Line

Dear Challa's,

Until July 10th, we're doing something special and sharing some of our favorite Story Lines of the year that previously didn't make it onto the blog.

In this one, Rhage has been ordered by Tohrment to take over Fritz's duties due to him recuperating in the Infirmary.

Originally posted:  October 14th, 2012

Who nominated it:  Rhage

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Rhage Ghardian

Arriving in the foyer at the appointed time, I see a doggen looking uncomfortable, shuffling his feet *clearing my throat* Is Fritz here? *seeing the relief in his eyes, he walks over to me and hands me a note, "From Master Fritz, sire" Looking at the note

~Rhage, you are to be 'Fritz for the Day' You need to do some of my jobs for me. The Mansion needs to run smoothly. You need to start by doing the dishes. You will find the continued list in the kitchen.

Fritz~

What the Fuck?? *Walking into the kitchen, I see a pile of dishes and a huge mess* Why me? *looking around for any help and seeing none, I roll up my sleeves and turn the water on*

Rhage Ghardian 

*Staring at the sink piled with dishes* Jesus Christmas, what the hell have the doggen been doing since Fritz was gone? *Looking around for some doggen, any doggen that I can pawn this off on, and conveniently not finding one* Where is a doggen when you need one, kinda like Cop, prolly eating donuts somewhere, slacking off.

Rhage Ghardian 

I can't believe I am doing this! *pours soap in the sponge and picks up a dish* I mean really, in today's day and age, I am washing dishes. *places the dish in the drainer without rinsing it* I my hands are already getting wrinkly, *sighing* Maybe this is what caused Fritz to get all old looking, true? *cleaning the next bowl and sticking it in the dish drainer. Starts to sing to myself.* I'm gonna wash that man right outta my hair, gonna wash that man right outta my hair, and send him on his way!

Rhage Ghardian 

*Looking over my shoulder, then leaning forward looking left and then right* Fuck this shit!! *opening up the garbage, I look around again and start to put the dishes in the garbage* Ahhhhh, and they think I am soooo stupid!! *rolls my eyes* They have no clue how my smart being lazy can make me *busts out laughing*

Autumn Ghardian 

*Needing a glass of water I head into the kitchen. As I open the door I stop in my tracks. Rhage is shoving a pot into the trashcan, where I can see another handle sticking out. The water is still running, soapy dishes are sitting in the drain rack.* Uh, hello Rhage. You are aware the dishes can be reused? The dishwasher makes the cleaning even easier. *I get a glass from the cabinet and head to the fridge.* Maybe you need more than a couple of days rest? *Seeing the expression on your face as you eye the dishwasher has me concerned.*

Rhage Ghardian 

Are you telling me that *eyeing the dishwasher, then Autumn* That I didnt have to hand wash this shit *holds up a soapy hand and points to the dishes* Ahh, do I have to take them out of the garbage? *hearing you laugh as you finish your drink and drop the glass in the sink and sashay out of the kitchen, I call out* Et tu Autumn? *opens up the dishwasher and pulls out a tray and sees a slip of paper "The things you need Rhage to do"* Well fuck me! There is more!! *loads the dishwasher with what is left in the sink, takes the garbage out, then sits and reads the list that is left me.*~

Marissa O'Neal Ghardian

*Opening up the Dishwasher to stick a coffee mug in, I see a paper with a list on it. Taking it out, I start to laugh.* Rhage would never see this in here, he never opens up the dishwasher *takes a pen out of my purse, I place my wish on there and stick it back in the dishwasher* You have got to wonder what the others will add to it?

Jane Ghardian 

straighten up the Pit

Jane Ghardian 

alphabetize the DVD's

Jane Ghardian 

Clean out the fridge. Take out all the garbage. Clean the statues in the hall.

Jane Ghardian 

LOL- Have nalla practice nail polishing

Marissa O'Neal Ghardian 

Reorganize the Library. Only what? 8000 books or something?

Phury Ghardian 

Clean Phury's paint brushes

Tohrment Ghardian 

Organize Tohr's files.

Butch O'Neal Ghardian 

Scrubbing down all the tiles in Kitchen and ALL the bathrooms, with a toothbrush

Butch O'Neal Ghardian 

Oh and clean down the Training Center, starting to smell a bit in there now

Blaylock Ghardian 

Clean the swimming pool... definitely it needs!!!

Fritz Ghardian 

Clean up Master Georges steaming mess in the garden

Fritz Ghardian 

Change Boo's Litter Box

Fritz Ghardian 

Clean and oil all the shutters.

Rhage Ghardian 

*Looking over the sheet of paper and the enormous list of things to do, I frown* In the NUDE! Who the fuck wrote that? Had to be Qhuinn, he always wants to see me in the nude *shaking my head* Scrubbing tiles with a toothbrush? I know that handwriting anywhere... Cop I will use your toothbrush, how is that shit, Ummm?~

Rhage Ghardian

*Dragging the bucket and the mop into the hallway,I look around* Oh thank the Scribe Virgin no one is around *dunking the mop in the soapy water and placing it on the floor, I start to move the mop around the floor. Adjusting the earbuds in my ears I move to the beat as I dunk and mop... dunk dunk and mop... dunk*

Rhage Ghardian

♫♩♬Cross my heart and hope todie ♫♩♬ *Pushes the mop across the floor and pulls itback to me... two steps around it and then pushes it away* ♫♩♬Onlystay with you One more night ♫♩♬ *pulls it back and dunks to the beat and mops the floor again*

Rhage Ghardian 

*Moving to the next spot, I start to dunk and mop again when the next song come on:  *What the FUCK?? *looks at the song* When the hell did Mary program this? *dunk dunk... starts to mop and involuntarily moving my hips back and forth. Catching myself I stop and mops the floor. Dunking the mop, I start to move in a circle around the bucket with my other hand in the air and pumping it in the air*

♫♩♪Ohhhhh Sexy Lady!! ♫♩♪ *dancing around the bucket,moving the mop back and forth, then pulling it out and mopping at the floor* ♫♩♬Gangnam style ♫♩♬ *Banging my left foot downtwice then then right foot once, putting my hands in front of my like I washolding reins, I start to sing* ♫♩♬ Eh~ Sexy lady, Op op op opoppan Gangnam Style Eh~ Sexy lady Op op op op Eh eh eh eh eh eh oppan GangnamStyle ♫♩♬

  

Rhage Ghardian 

*Holding the mop in the bucket I start to stomp around it... head thrown back as the the next song starts* ♫♩♬ Usher... Usher... (yeah man)So we back in the club. Get that bodies rocking from side to side (side to side)♫♩♬ *Moves the mop from hand to hand and pulls it outof the bucket and onto the floor* ♫♩♬Hands up, and suddenly we allgot our hands up ♫♩♬ *reaches with my hands up inthe air, the mop teeters back and forth, I grab it and then reach my hands upagain* ♫♩♬ No control of my body ♫♩♬*points to the mop and sings* ♩♬♪ Ain't I seen you before? Ithink I remember those eyes, *pointing at the mop with each word* eyes, eyes,eyes ♩♬♪ *Holds mop away from me on an angle and walksaround it* ♩♬♪ 'Cause baby tonight, the DJ got us falling inlove again Yeah, baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again So dance,dance, like it's the last, last night of your life, life ♩♬♪

Rhage Ghardian 

*When the next song starts, I just stand still then start to chuckle and shake my head*  

 ♩♬♪I never really knew that she could dance like this. She makes a man wants tospeak Spanish. Como se llama (si), bonita (si), mi casa (si, Shakira Shakira),su casa. Shakira, Shakira ♩♬♪ *Standing with my feettogether, heels flat. I lift my right heel as high as I can and push my righthip up as high as it will go. With my heel still lifted and my hip lifted, Ipush my right hip out to the side. Now I lower my heel and lower my hip DOWN.Then I lift my left heel and do the same thing on the left side. UP, OUT, DOWN...* ♩♬♪ And I'm on tonight, You know my hips don't lie.And I am starting to feel you boy. Come on lets go, real slow. Don't you seebaby asi es perfecto ♩♬♪... *mopping myself into the corner, I stand there and look out at the expanse of the foyer, at the shiny wet floor. All of a sudden I hear the pitter patter of claws.* Noo... NOOOO!! STOP! George STOP!! *Watching with disgust as George walks across the floor with muddy paws* Mother Fucker!! *starts to mop again humming* Hips don't lie~

Rhage Ghardian

*Walking into The Pit, I see Butch sitting on the couch flipping thru the channels* Oh thank the SV that you are here. You are way to busy watching TV for me to clean true? *grabs a tumbler out of the cabinet and waves it at Cop* Chew wan? *Laughing at the look you give me then the flash of the Tumbler in your hand, I pour my own and walk over with the bottle of Lag and freshen yours up* I am not doing any fucking dishes either *shows you my hands* Look they are all wrinkled and *points* Blistered too!! *leans back and takes a sip the downs it*

Butch O'Neal Ghardian 

*Looking at him and then smiling as he plops down beside me* What did you do to get you put on washing up duty *Watching you shrug your shoulders at me nonchalantly, I laugh* Damn, I cannot believe you did something that bad that warrants washing everything up by hand, did you not think to cheat and use the dishwasher? *Seeing you glare at me, I burst out laughing* Oh my lord, please do not tell me you didn't know we had a dishwasher.

Rhage Ghardian 

*making a face, then turning back to the TV* I forgot *topping off my glass* and I did nothing beside be taken off patrol *mimics Tohrment* My head isn't in it with me and Mary fighting *takes another sip and points to the TV* Leave this on... Giants are on playing the 49'ers... GO GIANTS!! *toasts Butch, laughing and leans back letting out a breath* So I got Fritz duty!

Butch O'Neal Ghardian 

*Shaking my head and then laughing* You are something else at times my man, you know that right? *Hearing him snort at me, I look at the TV* So how are things with you two now? Managed to get things sorted out yet .... *Stopping to look at him* Fritz duty? What the hell does that mean? *Seeing him shrug his shoulders and then look at his hands, I try to hide the smile and look at the TV again* Well I am sure you deserve it *Hearing him pffft at me, I laugh* Oh come on, where is your family spirit *Lifting my hands in the air, I start a cheer* We have spirit, yes we do, we have spirit, how about you *Hearing him choke on his drink, I bust out laughing* What, don't you think I would make a good cheer leader?

Rhage Ghardian 

*Grabs the bar towel and tosses it at you* Here, use this for a pom pom! Fucker! *shaking my head, looking back at the TV and seeing the 49'er score* Manning, get your head out of your ass!! *taking a sip* and Mary and I are doing just fine *downing the rest of the drink, and barely tasting it* Thank you very much! *eyeing you and making a face* And how are you and Marissa? *rolling my eyes when you get all dreamy looking and turn to the TV while pouring another drink and you eye me* Wha!!? I am thirsty!! Being Fritz is thirsty work... the shit I washed off of the floor in the foyer... *shakes my head then giving your floor the evil eye* I am not cleaning in here, did I say that to you already?

Butch O'Neal Ghardian 

Well you can drink all you want my man, as long as it's V's Goose and not my damn Lag *Grabbing the bottle from him* I am glad you two are doing okay after your little spat, and as for Marissa and me, we are doing very well, thanks for asking *Filling my glass back up and knocking back the glass* Hey, I think I might join you here and besides if Rissa finds me a bit worse for wear, I can say it is your fault *Barking out a laugh as he rolls his eyes at me again* You know what my man, you keep that eye rolling up, I will start to wonder about you *Suddenly feeling his elbow in my rib cage, I nearly spit my drink out my mouth* For fucks sake Rhage, talk about a waste of perfectly good drink, you are an asshat at times *Nudging him back just as hard*

Rhage Ghardian 

Fuckwad!  *trying to grab for the bottle as you pull away* You know, I will just get another bottle. Its not like you can't afford it! *laughing at the look on your face* Fucker! Hand it over *Puts my cup in your face and rattles the ice* I know you love me and would never let a brother go thirsty *shake shake shake and in a sing song voice* and I will let you pour one for yourself too... *laughing harder when you bat at my hand and the ice topples over the tumbler* I am not cleaning that up, by the way...

Butch O'Neal Ghardian 

Neither am I *Laughing at you and then filling my glass up, knocking it back and hearing you growl at me, I raise an eyebrow at you* Well if you want it that bad but damn, I do not need you to make a pass at me, I know I am sexy and all that but you are so not my type *Seeing you grab a piece of ice and throw it at me, quickly ducking out the way* Hey, it is not me that needs the ice to cool down, I didn't realize I got you so hot under the collar *Filling up my glass again and then hearing you shake the glass again, I give you the bottle and shake my head*

Rhage Ghardian 

*Grabbing the bottle, I start to pour and I hear a loud girl scream* Fucking A *handing you the bottle back and smirking at your lifted eyebrow* Tohrment's ring *We both bust out laughing, letting it go into voice mail* I have a ring for each of you... *when your brow goes so high I can barely see it, I sigh* Wrathh is Three Blind Mice...I know obvious... Vishous is Love Hurts... *grins* yours is Bad boys.... *laughs when you toss the pillow at me* Phury's is Can you Smell that Smell? and Zszadist is the Alphabet Song... *Presses Play on the message that T left: "Get your fucking ass over to my office, You have some filing to do" Looks at Cop* I guess I better get going! *salutes with the glass and drinks the rest* Got to go!! Thanks for the drink, I owe ya.

Butch O'Neal Ghardian 

Anytime my man, you know that right? *Seeing him nod at me and start to walk towards the door, muttering something under his breath at me, pretending I didn't make out what he says, I smile to myself* Have fun with your filing, won't ya bro *Seeing him flip me off over his shoulder, I bark out a laugh* Yeah, fucking love you too, asshat *Hearing him tell me to go fuck myself as he walks out the door, I start to laugh. Grabbing the bottle again and filling up my glass, I sit back down and start channel surfing again* ~

Rhage Ghardian

*Walks into Tohrment's office and sees all these files on the floor that need filing* Well fuck me!! What do I look like a fucking dictionary? *picking one up, I walk over to the cabinet, I open up a draw and look at the file again* A.B.C.D.E.F.G... ok here it goes... *picks up another one* A.B.C... there *grabs the next one and looks at it* Ummmm... Lessers... *rifles through the cabinet and opens a draw up* F or A... *taps my chin then nods * F for fucking assholes *places it in the F drawer, then looks up at someone walking into the room* Really?? Filing?

Tohrment Ghardian 

*I walk back into my office after sending Rhage a voice mail and see he's already here. I watch for a sec as the asshat throws a lesser folder into the F file before I cough from the doorway.* Uh, hey man, Lesser is spelled with an L, not an F. *You look up and flip me off, which makes me laugh. I cross over to my chair and throw my feet up on my desk.* Want me to sing the ABC song for you?

Rhage Ghardian 

*Rolls my eyes at him and say drolly* No, it will only mess me up! *picking up a file that says Annalise Scribe Ghardian* A.B.C.D.E.F.G.H... *sticks in in H and looks upi to see you watching me* Hot Mamma! it works for me *shrugging and grabbing the next file* Tell me the truth Bro. You just took these out of the cabinet and put them on the floor for me to do something, true?

Tohrment Ghardian 

*Laughing, I pull open one of the drawers on my desk.* I wish, bro. I got a little behind while I was gone. *I reach inside the drawer and pull out a couple of shot glasses and push aside some folders. Then I reach under the desk and bring out one of Jack.* And while I could use the help, you're just gonna fuck it all to hell, so you might as well put the shit aside. I can wait for Fritz. *I pour shots in both glasses and hand one to you.* Actually, I figured you could use a break. You've worked your ass off today.

Rhage Ghardian 

*Pretending to pout, I show my fingers* I have worked them to the bone, especially the Pit, they are Pigs there. *smiling as I take the glass and tipping it for a salute* Sláinte *at your raised eyebrow* OK I was with Cop for some of the afternoon, the fucking bastard rubs off on me, *drinking it back and starts to choke* Smmmmoooothhh... *laughing* Sooo what are your plans on getting the Bastards back for Fritz? they so need to be taught a lesson

Tohrment Ghardian 

*I slam my own shot back and pour another.* If it were up to me, I'd probably go guns blazing into the fuckers' hidey hole and blow them to the Scribe Virgin. *I clink my shot glass against yours and we down more.* But it's not up to me. Wrathh thinks we need to lay low. Maybe he's right. *More shots* Damnnnnn, good stuff right there. *I close my eyes, enjoying the burn of good liquor.* So, bro...nothing personal about taking you out of rotation for a few days, true? But you gotta work shit out with Mary. Take it from me, if your head's not right, you're fucked.

Rhage Ghardian 

*Shaking my head and sighs* I know, Mary and I need to get it all out... *looks at Tohr* I yelled at her T... I have no clue why anymore, it doesn't matter, really. *Tossing the drink back and puts the glass out for another* How did you get Autumn to take your fat old ass back? *laughs and starts to sip at the JD* Not that I am going to use the same tactics... You were an ass to Autumn! *nods my head at the surprised look on your face* You were, just ask anyone, they will agree with me

Tohrment Ghardian 

*Another shot. I sigh loudly and pour us both one more. I'm feeling pretty mellow about now.* I don't need to ask anyone. I was a Grade A, top of the line asshole. And what's worse, I didn't care...or I convinced myself I didn't care. *I raise an eyebrow at him.* Sound like anyone I know? *He flips me off again and relaxes against my filing cabinet.* I had to make sure Autumn knew I was sorry, bro. It wasn't easy but it was worth it. Don't know how I would make it without her. *I take my feet off my desk and lean forward, running a hand through my hair.* Apologize, man. And mean it. You feel me?

Rhage Ghardian 

*Downs the shot and places the glass on the floor, letting both hands run through my hair, I look up at you like a wild man from Borneo, with hair sticking up and a wild look in my eyes* OK let me sober up, between here and the Pit, I am trashed and smell like a brewery and Mr Clean *hearing you laugh, I shake my head and chuckle* You fucker! When did you get to be so smart? *Looking at you closely and checking behind your ears* Were you replaced by V and I didn't know it? *Laughing as you bat my hands away and I stand up* OK Boss, I am going to grovel... after coffee and a shower... does that work?

Tohrment Ghardian 

*I laugh again, feeling a bit like a wild man myself. Damn, that JD is fine, fine shit.* That works, my man. *I reach out my hand.* I think I need some help getting my ass out of this chair, bro. *You laugh and help me up, then clap me on the back. I throw an arm around your shoulder to steady myself for a minute.* Looks like you're not the only fucker who needs to sober up a bit. Maybe I'm not as smart as you think I am. Just point me in Autumn's general direction, will ya? *I walk to the doorway, and then stop and look back at you.* And for God's sake, leave my files the fuck alone. I want to actually be able to find my shit later, true? *And I walk off to look for Autumn as I hear you still laughing behind me.* ~

XOXO!

Wrath is trying to get the word out that Fritz got Doggen-napped and that a meeting is needed...but it's just another typical texting session. ~ Story Line

Dear Challa's,

Until July 10th, we're doing something special and sharing some of our favorite Story Lines of the year that previously didn't make it onto the blog.

In this one, Fritz has been Doggen-napped by the Bastards and Wrath is trying to get the word out.

Originally posted:  September 17th, 2012

Who nominated it:  Rhage

ENJOY!

Wrathh Ghardian

*after Xhex leaves, and after realizing Xcor now has the one thing that keeps this place and family together, I know that the next step is to NOT go tearing after Fritz by myself but to notify everyone in the manse of his disappearance. We need to get together for a meeting, amongst other shit. Pulling my phone from my pocket, I get Siri up and going* Siri, write message to group: Everyone.

~txt~ Yo, everyone! Fritz has gone missing - and our favorite Bastard's got him. Give me what you got and where you are. This takes top priority. ~etxt~

Rhage Ghardian 

*Picking up the phone, I see the message and start to type*

~txt~ I am in the bathroom if you must know... where are you?  ~etxt~

Zszadist Ghardian 

*my cell vibrates across the nightstand as I finish pulling on my shitkickers. Picking it up, I see it's from Wrathh.*

~txt~ Rhage put Wrathh's phone back. ~etxt~ 

*rolling my eyes* Of all the things to joke about.

Mary Ghardian 

*Grabbing my phone, I gasp at the message*

~txt~ I'm in the bedroom, waiting for Rhage to get out of the bathroom. ~etxt~

Rhage Ghardian 

~txt~ That wasn't from me 

*flush, and look at Mary, That explains the mess in the kitchen... * 

WTF!! Z I would never kid about food ~etxt~

Wrathh Ghardian 

*listening to the responses, I bury my head in my hands*

 ~txt Rhage~ What the fuck, asshat? Keepin' it classy, as always. You could have waited until you got OUT. ~etxt~

Butch O'Neal Ghardian
*Hearing my cell go off, I grab it off the side and see its off Wrathh* What the fuck?

~txt~ Who has his cell now? Damn it Rhage, stop messing about. This ain't even damn funny. ~Etxt~ 

*Shoving my cell in my pocket*

Wrathh Ghardian 

~txt ALL~ Not a joke, Fritz has been taken by Xcor. No more toilet texting. ~etxt~

Rhage Ghardian 

~txt~ You ask a dumb question Sire, you get a smartassed answer... ~etxt~

Wrathh Ghardian 

*grumbling to myself at Butch's text* What the fuck is the use of this shit if no one believes the REAL emergencies?

Phury Ghardian 

*Shopping on the net for some new clothes my phone vibrates in my pocket. Taking it out my jaw drops as I begin to read.*

~txt~ You have got to be shitting me. I’m at the Camp but can demat over in a few seconds.~etxt~

Xhex Ghardian 

*I feel my phone vibrate and I glance down at Wrathh's text. I know what's going down is real but can't believe that asshat Rhage is fucking around again. I move outside the manse, waiting for John Matthew to text me to see what's up.*

Wrathh Ghardian 

~txt~ Stop with the shitting already!!!! ~etxt~

Mary Ghardian 

*Hearing the toilet flush I look up at the sound* Rhage! Seriously? Can't you keep the door shut while you go? *Waving a hand in front of my face*

~Txt~ Rhage is out! ~Etxt~

Rhage Ghardian 

~txt~ Why does everyone think I would steal the kings phone and send out a text message? Oh... LMAO, I would do that, true? ~etxt~

Wrathh Ghardian 

*hearing Mary's text, I just smack my forehead with my phone*

~txt~ Alright, one more time. I do NOT need to know about Rhage's use of the damn shitter. ~etxt~

Phury Ghardian 

~txt~Rhage is in the shitter?~etxt~

Phury Ghardian 

~txt~Z, my man is the text for real or is Rhage just fucking off again?~etxt~

Mary Ghardian 

*Giggling at Phury's text, I send one back*

~Txt~ Not anymore, WTH is the deal with Fritz?! ~Etxt~

Rhage Ghardian 

*Winks at Mary* Can you text them too that I am washing my hands!!

Xhex Ghardian 
~txt~Shit, will you guys get serious?! Wrathh's not shitting us! Xcor has Fritz! ~etxt~

Zszadist Ghardian
*watching the phone dance again.* what the fuck is he doing. If he's sending another picture of his...reading the message.* Fuck!

~txt~ Did Siri screw up? ~etxt~

Wrathh Ghardian
*seriously?!? How in the hell are we still on this? Fritz has been fucking kidnapped and we're discussing Rhage's bathroom actions? Oh, damn, finally, thank the SV that Xhex chimed in*

Butch O'Neal Ghardian 
*Looking around as I hear Vishous growling from behind me muttering something about killing Rhage* Hey V, do you think Rhage would do summat this sick? I mean damn, even this is a bit far fetched for him and he knows there is only one way this is gonna end when Wrathh gets hold of him *Grabbing my cell back out of my pocket, I send another text*

 ~txt~ I so do not wanna know dragon butt is in the shitter, for fucks sake man, way TMI. Can we get to serious biz here? WTF is deal about Fritz missing? ~Etxt~

Phury Ghardian
~txt~Seriously they’re picking on a doggen now? Fucking Xcor~etxt~

Rhage Ghardian
~txt~ This is serious shit!

*grins*

No Fritz means no food... No food, means One hungry boy ~etxt~

Wrathh Ghardian
~txt~ Xhex had a run-in with Xcor the other night. He had a message for me. Some shit about me keeping an eye on what I hold dearest or some shit. She and I ran through it all, doggen confirmed it. Fritz is gone. ~etxt~

Butch O'Neal Ghardian 
~Txt~ FFS Rhage, only fucking you can think of your stomach when Fritz is missing ~Etxt~

Phury Ghardian 
~txt~We got a plan here? ~etxt~

Phury Ghardian 
~txt~That doggen can cook though~etxt

Xhex Ghardian
*I get a text from JM saying he'll demat to the manse after he finishes off the last of the lessers he and Qhuinn are fighting. I head back inside the manse.*

~txt~ I think we should kill the fuckers. ~etxt~

Zszadist Ghardian 

*growling*

~txt~ When? ~etxt~

Wrathh Ghardian 
~txt~ When what, Z? ~etxt~

Butch O'Neal Ghardian
~txt~ So any ideas what to do here then girlies? Love your thinking Xhex ~Etxt~

Rhage Ghardian 
~txt~ We need to get Fritz back, like now!! and I am liking the way you are thinking Xhex ~etxt~

Phury Ghardian
 ~txt~ is that a reference to my hair Cop~etxt~

Rhage Ghardian
 ~txt~ Love when you agree with me Cop, you get that warm look in your eyes and a blush to your cheeks 

*grins*

~etxt~

Zszadist Ghardian 

*rolls eyes*

~txt~ When did he take him? ~etxt~

Phury Ghardian
*I'll bet Z is rolling his eyes right now*

Xhex Ghardian 
~txt~ Sometime after I ran into Xcor and his merry band of bastards last night. ~etxt~

Wrathh Ghardian
 ~txt~ Before we can kill the motherfucking assholes, we need to find them and figure out where they're keeping Fritz. We need to pull together for a meeting. I need all of you in the study. ETA on getting here? Zszadist, Xhex and I have figured that he's been gone just over 24 hrs now. ~etxt~

Zszadist Ghardian 
~txt~ Rhage stop sending pics of your ass ~etxt~

Butch O'Neal Ghardian 
~txt~ take it whatever way you like Phury, and Rhage, kiss my butt, second thoughts don't, I know you want to do that already ~Etxt~

Phury Ghardian 
~txt~WTF were you thinking Xhex? You should have called for backup true? ~etxt~

Rhage Ghardian
~txt~ my ETA is Two shakes of a lambs tail. ~etxt~

Phury Ghardian
 ~txt~ Rhage that's just gross ~etxt~

Wrathh Ghardian 
*shit, I knew my family loved fuckin' with one another, but damn. They're worse that a bunch of giggling high school girls at their first frat party*

Wrathh Ghardian 
~txt~ Rhage, get the fuck out of the bathroom already! Mary, reign in you hellren! ~etxt~

Zszadist Ghardian 
~txt~ Xhex why aren't you dangling his balls on a keychain? ~etxt~

Phury Ghardian 

*Grabbing my shitkickers*

~txt~I can be there in seconds Wrathh~etxt~

Mary Ghardian
*Frowns down at my phone*

~txt~ He's been out of the bathroom. ~etxt~ 

*Rolls my eyes* Rhage, behave!

Wrathh Ghardian 
~txt~ Mary, you don't gotta text whatever he tells you to text. Truth is fine. ~etxt~

Xhex Ghardian
*I finish texting JM back--he's been held up with Q*

~txt~Fuck you, Phury. ~etxt~

Rhage Ghardian 
~txt~ I shit, I flush and I wash my hands, do you really think I linger? ~etxt~

Mary Ghardian 

*sighs*

~txt~ I promise, Wrathh. NOT texting what he tells me. I don't even know where he is anymore, he left the room. ~etxt~

Phury Ghardian
~txt~ Fuck You, Xhex, its the motherfucking truth ~Etxt~

Butch O'Neal Ghardian 

~txt~ On my way, V said will be on way asap, just playing with his toys haha ~Etxt~ 

*Grabbing my Ferragamos and sliding them on, I head out the Pit, hearing V cuss me as I head out, barks out a laugh* Love ya too bro, see ya up there.

Xhex Ghardian 
~txt~ You were probably too busy shopping online anyway, Phury. ~etxt~

Zszadist Ghardian
*sets phone down and turns to Bella* Fritz has been taken by Xcor. Keep Nalla from the kitchen. I don't want her to know about this. *Picking up my phone*

~txt~ I'm on my way ~ext~

Rhage Ghardian
~txting Mary~ With Fritz gone, do you want to go out to eat... say TGIFridays? ~etxt~

Phury Ghardian 
*Mutters* Fucking Female.

~txt~ I'll ignore you for now. Why did the other doggen not say anything before now? ~etxt~

Mary Ghardian
~txt~ RHAGE!!!! Now is not the time! ~etxt~

Butch O'Neal Ghardian 
*Sees Rhages text and shakes my head*

~txt~ good to see we can count on spyro when needed ~Etxt~

Xhex Ghardian
*I make it back to Wrathh's study.* Any of the bros show up yet?

Wrathh Ghardian
~txt~ Rhage, you do know that you accidentally - or on purpose - sent that message about TGI Fridays to everyone...right? ~etxt~

Wrathh Ghardian 
*hearing Xhex,I shake my head no in frustration* Knowing them, it'll be a few.

Xhex Ghardian 
I look around and then back down at my phone.* Shit, John says I need to meet him at the IM. I'm gonna have to bail on you for a few, ok?

Wrathh Ghardian 
*nodding* Go on...ain't like shit's gonna get done until everyone shows up anyway.

Rhage Ghardian 

~txt~ I need to check out the kitchen to make sure it is running OK. Will be there in a few minutes. ~etxt~

 If all there is is dog and cat food, I am going to be pissed

Butch O'Neal Ghardian
*Standing outside Wrathh's office and hearing cell go off, getting out of pocket

~txt~ WTF Rhage, think of others before your damn stomach, second thoughts, stay there as you can guard the food, coz who knows who will kidnap that too ~Etxt~ 

*Barks out a laugh and hears Wrathh growl from inside, wraps on his door and goes in* Ta-da cuz, am I the first here?

Wrathh Ghardian 
*sighing, I throw my phone on the desk. Beth comes up and starts rubbing my shoulders. I squeeze her hand and shake my head at her* Leelan, I know that our family will get to the right place in the end..but damn. Why's it always feel like I'm pulling teeth? *she squeezes my hand back and lets her laughter escape. Unable to hold back from her, I let loose a bark of laughter as well. Hearing Butch's raspy laugh on the otherside of the door, I growl. Gotta get my game face on.* Yeah, you beat everyone here. Go fig. I thought you'd be one of the last - having to coordinate your shoes to your eyebrows or something. *knowing that he flipped me off, I grin. Yeah, I wouldn't trade my family for nothing. Now we just gotta figure out how to get one of our favorite members back.* ~

XOXO!

How to Correctly Stalk the Old Coot without him Realizing ~ Story Line

Dear Challa's,

We're doing something very interesting to mark the One Year Anniversary for our blog AND two year Anniversary of BDB Unbound.  *Insert Confetti throwing HERE*  I hope you enjoy it as much as we did over the last year!

To start off our all time favorite SL's of the year, here's Boo Boo's guide on 'How to Correctly Stalk the Old Coot without him realizing'.  In correct Boo fashion, each post will have another picture with it.

Enjoy!

Boo Ghardian

*Plops down, thinks, "Since the release of the Shellan blah-blah-blah... I decided to give you my own Guide. A how-to of sorts". Looks around carefully, making sure none of THEM are in sight. Thinks, "Boo's Doggen Guide: How to correctly stalk the Old Coot without him realizing. Yup. I will give you steps... ways to get around him. To BLEND in. Just so you don't end up where I am usually seventy five percent of the time. Feline PRISON aka: Cat carrier. So, gather around, young Jedi's and let moi explain each one*

Boo Ghardian

~Step One~

*Waking up. Sounds simple, true? It's. NOT. Let me explain why. When you're the Quartermaster, your job is VERY difficult. But adding that to the fact that you're the Royal Feline? EXHAUSTING. I have to guard the perimeter of DW's office for twenty minutes a day. Why? I have... no fucking idea. Instinct, I guess? See why Tohrment picked me? Anywho, just opening my eyes is a struggle. Like fur realz. Especially if I'm sunning myself... Unlike the vamps? I don't turn into KFC when the sun hits me...*

Boo Ghardian 

~Step Two~

*This step ISN'T for everyone, but I have to do it. Planking. Yes, I, Sir Boo Boo, am I planker. Hangs feline head as I curl my tail around my body. Now let me go into detail... when I wake up? I'm dazed. Especially when I haven't had any food in my belly for about... oh, four hours? I have to get control of my surroundings. If I don't plank? I'm stumbling and then will appear WEAK. And that four letter word... checks Darth Vadar app, yup-four letters... Isn't in a Brother's vocabulary*

Boo Ghardian 

~Step Three~

*After planking, I'm all for going to the Kitchen for FOOD. But if I'm going to stalk Doggen, I can't leave evidence. So, I am a regular at watching CSI with Mahmen and one thing I learned from that show? If you DON'T want to get caught, you can't leave any evidence. True? So, every step I take? I have to lick my paws clean. Paw prints. If I leave those? The Doggen will KNOW I've been stalking them. Especially Fritz, he has the eyes of an alien. He'll even get his broom out and I for one do NOT want to see that happen. Again*

Boo Ghardian 

*Pausing for a second to remember last night, I begged a Doggen for some food. Totally turned on the cute-ness and he just stared down at me. Then? He poured me those GROSS cardboard nuggets, aka: Dry Cat Food, and expect MOI to eat IT. What the fuck? Was the Doggen dropped on his head when he was hatched? I'm thinking SO. Anywho, needless to say? I didn't eat until I got back to my bacon stash... which took FOREVER*

Boo Ghardian 

~Step Four~

*Finally getting into the kitchen, you need these two things: A Cabinet and a hiding spot. One would think the cabinet would qualify for both, right? WRONG. I usually like to sneak around the bottom of the cabinets and make for sure that no one is around. Usually I do this during the day when everyone is snoozin', and after yesterday with the sporadic nakedness that TOTALLY made me go into hiding? They're sleeping. After I jump up onto the countertop, I use my paws to paw open the cabinet, and jump into it*

Boo Ghardian 

~Step Five and final step~

*Using my claws, I like to open a box of cereal. Wanna know why? Huh? Huh?! HUH?! Well, hush now, I'll explain. You don't have to beg. Grinning inwardly as I settle my head down onto my paws. It's the most epic stalking place EVER. You can totally make yourself invisible so you can watch from the floor. It's like my very own little safe place. Best thing about it? The Doggen DON'T see me but I see them! That way I can watch everything from the super secret hiding place of the box of cereal and they'll be oblivious. Genius, huh? I know, I should TOTALLY copyright that*

*Oh... I forgot...*

*The correct way to crawl into a cereal box: Belly crawl. This may be kinda hard if you're extra fluffy like me and your belly fluff goes EVERYWHERE, but just keep doing it. Eventually when you can see out of the box? You're all good! Happy stalking Doggen! I know I will be... perks up my ears. Ooh. First meal is coming up soon... and I smell.. BACON*~

I hope you enjoyed Boo Boo's guide and take tips from him... I guess.  *Looks around*  I don't know about you but I haven't found a Cereal box in MY size.  *Laughs*

XOXO!