Showing posts with label Jane. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jane. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 6, 2013

An era of Boo ~ A Collection of Two Storylines

Honestly, the title gives it all away.

These Storylines were voted for by you-BDB Unbound fans.

Enjoy!


Jane Ghardian
*The last few hours in the early morning are always the longest. They really drag on. All the rooms are cleaned, so I sit down at my desk and look at the stack of files to be updated. I let out a deep sigh and pull up the first file to put in the updates. A few minutes pass. I start humming along with the radio that's on low. Out of the corner of my eye I see a movement. I peek around my computer and don't see anything. A few minutes later I see two green eyes peek from around a corner. Boo? What the? He never comes down here. I don't say anything or acknowledge that he's here. I continue my typing and keep a sly watchful eye, curious as to what exactly he's up to.*

Boo Ghardian 
*I've followed the smell here. The smell of food. The smell of happiness. The smell of... sniffing the air, yup, BACON. Basically the best thing in the world besides well....

MOI.

Sniffing the air some more as I paw open the glass doors and enter the Infirmary ALL the way, careful of my tail, I will find the smell. I will find the bacon. It's MINE*

Jane Ghardian 
*I continue to type as he slowly makes his way around the entire room. After watching a minutes I notice that each time he comes to a drawer or cabinet he stops and sniffs. He's looking for something? What would he be looking for? Dodgy? But he hasn't been down here in a while. I don't have any food down here only hot cocoa. I finished with one file and move on to the next. I keep watching as he continues to make his way around the room.*

Boo Ghardian 
*Pawing open a cabinet, the thoughts of bacon forgotten as I see something in there. Is that...... YARN?? Fur really? YARN? Or is it string? SOMETHING. I need it! I NEED it. NOW. Nudging the drawer open more, looking inside as I browse.... whoa, IT IS. SCORE!!! Taking it in my muzzle, and chewing as I lower myself down... THE FUCK? It's... STUCK. It's stuck on my face. It's... sticky.

What sweet hell is this?!*

Jane Ghardian 
*I notice him getting into a cabinet. A few seconds later he comes out with the tap stuck to his face. I try my damnedest not to laugh. Not to make any noise at all. Where the hell is my phone? I need a picture of this. I search my pockets. Nope. Damn I left it in the file room. I close my eyes and have to focus myself so I don't laugh. I clear my throat and get back to typing and wait to see if he comes over for help.*

Boo Ghardian 
*Trying my best to get it off... OMG, I'm forever tangled in this web. This is how I'm going to go. I can see the headlines now:

Boo Boo dies tragically in HELL

Front page also! Now if only I could read.... but then again, it wouldn't EVEN matter!!! I would be dead... hello, dead people can't.. THERE'S JANE. Jane's dead! Maybe I could be a ghost too!!!*

Jane Ghardian 
*I watch as he frantically paws at his face until one of his paws gets stuck too. I cover my mouth to mute the giggle. Damn I really wish I had my camera. He starts trying to use the floor to help pry it off of his face. After a few minutes he gives up and just lays there. Spread out on the floor with the tape stuck to his face and his paw stuck to the tap. I decide to finally help him. I push my chair back and go around my desk. I look down at him. He doesn't make any eye contact but his tail flicks slightly. I laugh a little then wait for him to look at me.*

Boo Ghardian 
*I am dead. Dying. Starvation. Oh, the Scribe Virgin is going to come for my SOUL. Blinking and looking around until I catch eyes with Jane... WHOA, she caspered over to me. I've seen Casper before so of course, she's like him. She's not stinky, unless she's been snuggling with V. Help.... please........?*

Jane Ghardian 
*He lets out a very faint "Meof". I bend down and gently remove his paw from the tape, then the tape from his face.* Now, what are you doing down here? There is no Dodger and no food. I doubt you came to visit. *He sits there looking around more. I roll my eyes and go back to my desk to continue my files. Still clueless as to why he is in here anyway.*

Boo Ghardian 
*After silently praying to the Scribe Virgin my release from tape hell, I tilt my head to the side and look up at her. Bacon. I followed the bacon and it led me here. But there's a teeny tiny problem, there's NO bacon. Not at all. This isn't even remotely FUNNY. I came. I saw. I need FOOD*

Jane Ghardian 
*After a few seconds of sitting down I watch as he slowly makes his way back towards the door where he stops.* There's no food anywhere down here. Furry tail to the main house. I'm sure Fritz has bacon for you. * I roll my eyes again. I think I just need to call it a night. I'm having a conversation with the fucking cat.*~


Vishous Ghardian
*Sitting at my desk messing around on YouTube while I wait for the various scans to finish when I come across a random video entitled "Cat In A Shark Costume Chases A Duck While Riding A Roomba". What the fuck? Clicking on it I watch as it's literally a cat...dressed a shark....riding a Roomba....chasing a duck. A wicked smirk coming to my face as I get a brilliant idea. Practically leaping from my desk chair and running to the closet. Digging through all the shit we have in here.* Seriously Cop how many fucking coats does one male need? There you are.... *Pulling out the box and blowing the dust off it. We've had this for a while true? Opening the box and taking out the Roomba before quickly putting batteries in it and looking around the room.* Now where did Jane put that costume she got for Dodger and Boo.....*Walking to our room to see if it's there.*

Boo Ghardian 
*Retina scanner!? Eat BALLS!!! Blinking away the lightening flashes in my eyes, the world still spinning as I belly crawl in the room. I really think they should just do away with that and just put in a CAT door! Finally my vision clears and BAM I'm looking around the now.... vacant Pit. Weirdos. If I had a super cool hangout, I'd be plopped on the couch, watching TV. Then again.... sticking to the shadows and paddling over to the couch, I jump up onto it as my claw hits the remote. Baseball. BORING!*

Vishous Ghardian 
*Coming back from Jane's and my room with the costume in my hand and looking over at the TV with a raised brow.* I don't remember having that on....*Walking towards the couch and seeing Boo sitting there. The smirk widening on my face as I look down at the cat* Ahh just the feline I wanted to see. *Watching as he tilts his head to the side and meows at me before I reach down and pick him up.* No fussing and this will be painless true? *Holding the cat in one arm and the Shark costume in the other as I begin to work it over his head*

Boo Ghardian 
*Shaking and trying to get out of V's grasp as he holds me like I owe him money!!! Just take it off Tohrment's credit Card and be done with moi, you fiend!!! Finally, he puts me back on the couch and I glare up at him. Dude... I am... a shark. This is kinda cool. I've seen Jaws and P.S. the shark basically wins at life!! Sighing inwardly and turning back towards the tv, feeling like I can take on the world... suddenly I'm BACK in V's arms and he has a smirk on his face*

Vishous Ghardian 
*Walking back towards the kitchen where I left the Roomba and shaking my head. I think Boo needs to lay off the bacon, that costume was a large and it still barely fit on him. Taking the Roomba off the counter and putting it on the floor, then putting the cat on top of it before turning the thing on and taking a step back.*

Boo Ghardian
*Suddenly, I start to move. As in, I'm not doing anything to MOVE my body. What kind of sweet hell is THIS?! Widening my feline eyes as I zoom across the floor, meowing loudly to deaf ears, even AS V puts on the Jaws theme TO drown out the sound. Why DO this to moi?! What did I ever do to YOU besides you know... be more handsome!*

Vishous Ghardian 
*Dying laughing as the Roomba continues to do it's job and clean up the kitchen, the living room, under the Foosball table. The look on the cat's face is fucking priceless and the synchronization with the theme music from Jaws is perfect if I do say so myself. I jump over the couch to grab one of the camera's we have lying around and begin to film it knowing the brothers will get a kick out of this.*

Boo Ghardian 
*Suddenly, we're heading towards the wall. ABORT, ABORT, ABORT!!! This is NOT cool!! Blinking, too stunned to move even as we bump HARD and then... it turns around heading towards the other wall. OMSV, REALLY?! What would BooShark do in this predicament? Calming myself, all but my tail twitching, I glare up in V's direction EVEN as he videos me, my claws unsheathed. Swiping at his shitkickers on my way by, I miss... I MISSED*

Vishous Ghardian 
*Laughing even louder as Boo crouches down on all fours, the head of the shark costume completely blocking his own. I continue to film as I walk over and reach into the box to see if there's anything else. Grinning widely as I pull out a small remote. Oh this is way too good true? Pushing a button having no idea what is going to happen and nearly falling over as the Roomba begins to move in a small circle over and over and over again. My sides beginning to hurt from laughing so hard.*

Boo Ghardian 
*Around and around and around... where BooShark stops? Nobody will know!! Suddenly hiting the wall again, still going in circles, my eyes darting around the room. My belly starts to feel funny. Making eye contact with V before opening my muzzle and EVERYTHING coming out, including my breakfast that consists of bacon and slim jims, which of course goes in a circle too. I meow even more loudly, suddenly... hungry*

Vishous Ghardian 
Fuck cat! *Just as I'm about to stop the thing I watch as the Roomba begins to clean up the cat's mess. After a few times going over the spot the mess is gone.* Well shit that was easy. *Pressing another button and the thing speeds off towards the living room, repeatedly hitting the couch as it tries to go under with no success* Hmmm maybe I should stop it....*Listening to the cat's insistent meows not helping anything but making it that much more hilarious.*

Boo Ghardian 
*After hitting it SEVERAL times, I've lost count because... I can't fucking count, my tail goes stick straight. DAMN YOU, VISHOUS!!! Hitting it once more, suddenly it turns and heads back towards the wall, bouncing off it once even after my tummy starts to feel weird again. I can't take this torture!!!*

Vishous Ghardian 
*After a few more moments I hear three beeps and the Roomba stops. Walking over to it I look down at the cat and shrug* Must be done cleaning. *Shutting off the camera before reaching down and quickly getting the costume off the cat. Tossing the costume and camera on the couch before picking up Boo and taking him to the door, opening it and placing him on the other side. Watching as he tries to run away but is still dizzy from his ride and wobbles from left to right. Unable to walk straight. Sighing as I can just hear what the females in the manse would say I turn around and grab the bag of bacon bits from the cabinet and walk back to the door.* Yo Boo? *He turns and hisses at me before his little nose starts to work and he cautiously walks back towards me. Crouching down I pour some Bacon Bits into the palm of my non-gloved hand and hold it out to him. As he tentatively begins to eat them I can't help but smirk as I hear him begin to purr.* See cat? We're still good true? *Leaning against the door frame as I continue to watch the feline eat.*~

XOXO!


Sunday, June 23, 2013

Retina Scan (Furry Takeover) ~ Story Line

Until July 10th, we're doing something special and sharing some of our favorite Story Lines of the year that previously didn't make it onto the blog.

In this one, V decides to make the Pit more accessible to all the Furries that cohabit the Mansion:
George, Dodger, Boo; by putting in a Retina Scan so they have easy access.  Of course, animals and technology doesn't take off right away.

Originally posted: June 13th, 2012

Who nominated it: George

ENJOY!

XOXO!

The Unbound Team ♥


Vishous Ghardian
Dodgy!!! *I hope he's not in a deep "dead to the world" sleep. When he gets like that he looks like he is truly dead and nothing much will wake him except his own desire to be so. Usually food.* I have strawberries!!! *that might do the trick, at least one can hope. I check my watch for the time. Boo and George should be here soon. I told Beth to bring them both together. We gotta get this retina scan thing done up so the little critters (well George is not so little) can get in here when they feel like it. I prop open the door to the Pit and go back to the kitchen for the treats I had the forethought to get. Bacon for Boo and some nice doggy jerky for George. The shit I do for this family... *shaking my head and going for my smokes. Might as well get in one or two before the chaos begins*

Beth Ghardian 
*Walking down to the pit with George next to me and carrying Boo, Vishous wanted to see both of them for some retina scan. Honestly, things are getting high tech when family pets are getting retina scans. Knocking on the door* Hey Vishous, *Looking at George and Boo* Pet delivery?

Dodger Ohana 
STRAWBERRIES. I know he said it. My eyes open instantly, not only my tail showing how excited I am now, I hop out of the sink and toddle into the main room of the pit. It is totally normal to sleep in the sink, I swear. Changing into a jump/run as I hear the door, wondering if someone super duper awesome just entered the pit. Maybe someone with MORE treats. FOR ME.

Vishous Ghardian 
Oh, hey, Beth. *taking Boo from her arms and watching George stroll on in like he owns the place* I'll get them set up and they will know how to come back on their own when we are done. Thanks again. I just want this thing installed and working. We got to keep the security tight. *Waves goodbye to Beth as she heads back up to Wrath.*

Boo Ghardian 
*Blinking up at Mahmen as she leaves, then back at V. What? Am I money? Passed around like a big hunk of fur? Already in a not so happy mood from being carried from my bed and NOT fed yet, I just eye V. His eyes turn on me... and he places me on the floor. I'm thrown away. OH, the horror. Shooting him a glare, before settling back on my haunches and curling my tail around myself. Sniffing the air.. is that...bacon? Sitting up, walking around V's legs, brushing my body against his leathers--he and I? We're BFF's...for now*

George Ghardian 
*Lifting chin acknowledging Vishous, Hey my Brother how's it hanging? Oh shit DO NOT answer that. I so do not want to know the answer to that question. *Starting to pace* I can't believe I just asked V how's it hanging I don't know why I ask anyone that because really I do no want to know how their package is hanging, low, high, left, right. I don't give a shit. *Breathes deeply*

Jane Ghardian 
*Wanting to join Vishous, hoping he will wear his tool belt again I see Dodger running pass me and scoop him up into my arms.* You are too slow, Dodgy. *Kissing the top of his head as he blinks, confused at what just happened. Joining Vishous I smile* Hey pups. Mind if I join the...party. I even found the last victim for your plans.

Vishous Ghardian 
Hey, Baby, you found him. *Kissing Jane on the lips and then taking Dodgy and setting him on the floor next to Boo and George* Your help will be much appreciated. As you can see I will have my work cut out, Jane. *Six eyeballs look up at me, varying sizes and colors but all equally alert* I know what you want. Boo, you want your bacon and Dodgy, you want a strawberry, and George, I am pretty sure you won't turn down the Pup-a-Roni jerky I got for you...BUT we got work to do, so no whining. You can have your treats when we're done. *I get a lot of blinking and blank stares right back*

Boo Ghardian 
*Completely eager about the bacon until, V mentions something about Pup-a-Roni jerky. Shooting my eyes between the two of them, I stifle the urge to snicker inwardly. I can't make fun of him! I can't or all the bacon in the world vanishes from me... forever. Tail swishing excitedly, I have bacon for NOW.. until V opens his mouth. Wait. WORK? I have to WORK for bacon? What kind of world is this?? I get bacon for FREE*

George Ghardian 
*Looking over at Boo, I know he is thinking unpure evil thoughts I should have put that into the bacon clause too. Then we could get lawyers and of course I would win and it would be called Bacongate. *looking at V* Dude did you say JERKY???!!! Dude I am so hyped about jerky what do you need? Need me to chase a squirrel, my tail, make a deposit in someone's shoes? That on is not my favorite so lets leave that one out. But Bro you name it I will DO IT just for you!! and Jerky is like a fucking bonus but I would do it jerky free too. Just saying.*

Jane Ghardian 
*Laughs as I hear V talking to Boo, George and Dodger* Does that mean I am getting treats too when I am cooperating? So, what do you want me to do. Should I just sit down and be quiet or can I assist you somehow? *As if I would keep my mouth shut*

Dodger Ohana 
Plopping down, pondering about escaping out of the pit until I hear Janey's words. I could assist too. For a strawberry I will. Looking at Boo's profile, George right next to him, totally realizing that we are ordered after the size. Cool. Getting up, pushing myself between Boo and Georgie, my eyes totally start sparkling like stars. NOW we are in alphabetical order. Yup. Tail swishing over the floor, touching Boo at my left and George at my right side. I am super duper smart, true.

Vishous Ghardian 
*Shaking my head at Jane* Don't sit down, we may need you to hold *Mouthing the word* ...someone. *Getting my scanner off of the computer desk, I hold it up.* All I have to do is take a picture of your eye. *Putting up my hand* I won't hurt, I promise. You won't feel a thing. And if you want the doggy door to open to get in here, it'll be the only way in... or it will be as soon as I get it hooked up. *I smile at Jane and she smiles back at me* Who wants to go first? *More with the blinking and staring*

Boo Ghardian 
*Feeling Dodgy squeeze in between George and I, I swish my tail awaiting the "work". Blinking slowly, my tail swishing back and forth, I could probably just sleep and let both of them do it, right? Until... V holds up this... thing. An object. Wait a second.. take a picture of my... EYE? Blinking rapidly, my little feline heart starts to beat faster-what type of torture device is THIS? As soon as he says: Who wants to go first, I step backwards*

George Ghardian 
*Processing what was said, So you're gonna take that thingy there and do something with my eye and then I can get in the doggie door. That means whenever I WANT I can come down here and hang out in the Pit Fuck Yeah!! When Mahmen and Wrathhdaddy are making animal noises I am SO down here *Looking around for the Goose and the Lag and taking a step forward* Dude BRING IT!

Jane Ghardian 
*Raising my eyebrow as Boo steps back* What are you actually stepping forward for, Boo? Besides bacon I mean, huh? *Shaking my head, knowing that I will probably have to actually hold him. Just another advantage being a ghost as in already dead*

Dodger Ohana 
Watching as Boo Boo steps back AND Georgie steps forward, totally like a King. He is super duper brave. He deserves his kingly name, yup. Tilting my head, not sure what Vishy wants us to do. I could step to the side. But which one? Right or left? Decisions, decisions. Still thinking, not paying attention to George and V as I suddenly see a lightning. Whoa. A thunderstorm. In the pit? Eyes widen I immediately head over to the couch, hiding underneath it as FAST as possible. My personal Safe Place...

Vishous Ghardian 
George, you are so mellow and easy going. Thank you for volunteering. *putting the scanner up to his eye and pressing the button* This will just take a second-- *ignoring Boo's reluctance, knowing that any attention on him will only make it worse, I see a blur of fur and then a fluffy tail hit it under the couch* Jane!!! We got a bolter! Dodgy freaked at the light from the scanner. *chuckling as his tail gets pulled under behind him* The strawberries are on the kitchen counter, Baby.

Boo Ghardian 
*Watching the whole thing, I'm sure George is now BLIND. Just like DW. Stepping back more, watching George's tail wag.. how can he be so happy about being blind? Wait a sec.. maybe he thinks I'LL be his seeing eye cat?! That shit isn't happening-not in my litterbox. Not EVER. Stepping back again, watching out of the corner of my eye at Dodgy as he scurries further underneath the couch. I'm sure Jane is going to get the strawberries, wishing I had a VOICE I think loudly, "TRAP. Dodgy, RUN!".*

George Ghardian 
*Standing there as a bright light flashes in my eye, WOW *Looking around* I'm still here it wasn't THE bright light that takes you to the fade. Dude that was so easy. *Looking behind me* Where the fuck is Dodgy? Boo what the hell is your problem. Honestly you just need to grow some balls cat. You do have your balls don't you? OH.MY.GOD. Did Mahmen take you for THAT surgery? Bro, I am so sorry! I still got mine! Furry Fist Pump!!!

Jane Ghardian 
I got this, V. *Floating over to the kitchen counter to get two strawberries for Dodgy before I head over to the couch. Speaking in a soft way, not wanting to scare him even more I kneel down and look under the couch, just seeing two glowing eyes staring at me which are attached a shivering furball* Come here, Dodgy. No one is going to hurt you. We can cuddle a little and I can stroke you while you are eating a nice strawberry. What do you say? *Watching him tilt his head, clearly considering his options until I hear him moving*

Dodger Ohana 
Strawberries AND cuddle time? Tilting my head to see Janey better, the smile on her lips even reaches her forest-green eyes. I cannot say NO to my Janey, uh uh. Not if she wants to cuddle with me AND give me a strawberry. And I did not see another lightning. Maybe the danger is over? Crawling out of underneath the couch, right into her arms. Now a strawberry between my paws I look back at where the lightning came from, wondering why Vishy is looking at me like THAT. Nibbling on my strawberry I watch him walking towards me and see Boo Boo out of the corner of my tiny button eyes slowly shaking his head as if he is...pitying me.

Vishous Ghardian 
*sighing heavily* Alright, Boo. As you can see, George is still living and breathing like he was five minutes ago.. It did not hurt him and he is ready for his Pup-a-Roni jerky treat. *to George* Did that hurt you, Georgie? *drool drips from George's mouth as his tongue lolls out.* I'll take that as a 'no.' See, Boo Boo? You got nothing to worry about. Two seconds, your eye, one flash of the scanner, and you're done. Jane has her hands full with Dodgy at the moment and you're not gettin any younger...and the bacon is not gettin any closer to your fluffy gut either. *green eyes glare at me and I am sure that if he could speak, I would be getting a lot of fuck-yous and you're such as asshole, V!*

Boo Ghardian 
*The way he said fluffy gut? I'm appalled. It's like it's a BAD thing. I worked hard on this fluff. Glaring at him more, he's right-I'm not getting any younger, but neither is he. I'm sure he's older than--my mind trails off as he distracts me with all my inwardly thinking, he picks up the machine...* Mrrrrrrrrow??! *Breathing rapidly, he approaches me and I stay completely still, until he puts it to my eye. The light goes off, my fur stands up and my claws unsheathe. Closing both my eyes tightly, I can't see! I am blind! And Vishous lied!*

George Ghardian 
*hearing the cat freak, looking up momentarily from my jerky, Cat you are such DRAMA, honestly you are gonna get bacon, get the fuck over yourself. What wouldn't you do for Bacon? I bet you would let a doggen shave you for 10 pounds of bacon. Really suck it up you are not blind. mmmmmmmm jerky jerky you're so good!*

Jane Ghardian 
*Shaking my head at the drama queen, Dodgy still in my arms, hoping he is too busy with his strawberry to see how his idol behaves* See, Boo, that wasn't so bad, right. *Looking over at the kitchen counter I see the plate with the bacon* You really deserved your treat. *Holding Dodgy with one arm I place the plate infront of Boo* As soon as you can see the bacon...bon appétit! *Turning my eyes at Vishous, mouthing my question* Now Dodger?

Dodger Ohana 
Nibbling, not realizing what is going on around me. My strawberry needs ALL my attention. Yup, yup. And it is a super duper yummy strawberry. The best one I EVER had. Sniffing, the scent that reaches my nostrils uber familiar I try to act like a chameleon, wanting to keep one eye at my berry and one at Vishy who is now right infront of me. Blinking, not the slightest idea what he wants from me. I am sure he does not want my strawberry, he prefers the liquid version of something that is also super duper red.

Vishous Ghardian 
*bending down so that the scanner is underneath Dodger's eye level, I aim it and press the scan button. The flash moves quickly and I get the reading. He squeaks and drops his strawberry.* Christ! It's only a flash of light. You would think I was making you take an acid eye bath or some shit! *to Jane* Thank you, Baby for fishing him out from under the couch. I'm all done. *going over to the four toys for uploading the eye scans, I type in all the code and the info is up to date.* We're good to go on the doggy door now. *leaning back in my chair, my hands clasped behind my head* All you do is put your eye up to the flasher and hold still. It will scan you and the door can be pushed open. Simple. *I look around and see that nobody is paying any attention to me. None whatsoever. They are all mowing down treats as fast as their fluffy guts can engulf them. Figures... Nobody ever listens to me.* ~

XOXO!





Friday, June 21, 2013

Superman Vishous ~ Story Line

Until July 10th, we're doing something special and sharing some of our favorite Story Lines of the year that previously didn't make it onto the blog.

In this one, in the aftermath since the Lessers cornered Jane and Nalla, Bella and Z get a little piece of mind from Vishous and Jane.

Originally posted:  June 20th, 2012

Who nominated it:  Bella

Enjoy!


Bella Ghardian
*Walking down to the pit with Z and Nalla to talk with Jane and Vishous, as I reach the door I go to knock and Nalla wiggles in Z's arms. watching as Z sets her down and she crouches down looks at a light and walks through the door. looking at Z in amazement* What was that?

Nalla Ghardian 
*Wiggling to get out of Daddy's arms, I got this it's my super secret entrance. bending down and looking at the spot Uncle V told me to I hear the door unlock and walk right through, yelling* Uncle V, we are here. Whatcha doing Uncle V? Uncle V you are here aren't you? Mahmen and Daddy are here too but they can't go through the super secret Nalla door so you need to let them in please.

Zszadist Ghardian 
I have no idea. *Knocking on the door as I can hear Nalla running through the Pit.* It looks like some kind of eye scan. *Shaking my head* There's no telling with V.

Vishous Ghardian 
*Sweeping Nalla up and tossing her a bit* You used the eyeball scanner! Nalla-belle! But where are your mommy and daddy? *she points to the door and giggles* Oh yeah. They won't fit through the special door. I guess I'll have to let them in the regular way. *Calling to Jane* They're here, Baby! *Opening the door to the Pit with Nalla sitting up on my shoulders* Mi casa is su casa. Come on in, guys.

Bella Ghardian 
*Walking through the door, grinning and shaking my head* Honestly V, you have a retina scanner hooked up to the doggie door and you even have Nalla programmed for it. Wow as always that is impressive. *Walking up to you and kissing your cheek* It's good to see you.

Jane Ghardian 
*Coming out of the bedroom, smiling at the scene in front of me.* I have to say Hi to your mahmen first then, Nalla. It is impossible for me to reach you up there, on V's shoulder.*Walking over to Bella I hug her tightly, hoping that this, right now, will go well*

Zszadist Ghardian 
*Walking through the door, I can sense Jane's unease as she hugs Bella as I stand back watching my shellan embrace the two of them. I'm glad we decided to come here tonight. I owe both of them for what happened the other night. I want to thank Jane for keeping Nalla safe.* V and Jane, thank you for having us over.

Vishous Ghardian 
*Z's grid is remarkably mellow considering what went down a few days ago. I don't know if I would be holding it together so well. Holding out my hand and then pulling him in for a shoulder touch when he takes it. We don't do the huggy thing but it seems appropriate right now.* It is our pleasure. Thank you for coming. *pointing up to the precious package on my shoulders* Pretty cool this one has her own door, true? *I know why we all need to meet together and I just want it to be something that makes everyone feel better about what happened. Nalla, Jane, Z, Bella...me.*

Nalla Ghardian 
*It's a different view up here on Uncle V's shoulders, I get to look down on everyone. remembering my dream I had today, bending down over Uncle V's head and looking down his shirt* Nope not there *Looking up at everyone as they suddenly got really quiet* I was looking for Uncle's Superman outfit. *Shrugging and talking out loud to myself* I bet Dodgy could find it. It must be in the closet.

Bella Ghardian 
*Finding it hard to release Jane from my embrace as tears begin to well in my eyes, I whisper in her ear* Thank you for protecting my baby. *Hugging her again briefly, wipe my eyes and then turn around to see Nalla looking down V's shirt, chuckling to myself, she thinks V is Superman. then that would make Jane Supergirl. I would agree with that*

Jane Ghardian 
*Blinking my tears away at Bella's words, the sudden urgence to sit down or do something...anything that would keep my hands busy* I...maybe we can sit down. Does anyone want a drink. *Looking at Nalla* I have hot chocolate, Nalla, and a lot of marshmallows. *Her reaching for me is answer enough and as I have her in my arms I press her tightly to my body and walk over to the counter to sit her down, very aware of the fact that having her so close after what happened is a gift, for all of us*

Zszadist Ghardian 
*I've seen Nalla in Jane's arms a million times, but this time it hits me like a ton of bricks in the guts. She's holding her a little tighter than usual, just like the rest of us. An imagine of what the two of them must have been like, huddled in the ruins waiting for someone to help them fills my head. The past few days have been hell trying to remain levelheaded during all of this and that imagine was the last thing I needed. Following them to the counter and watching as Jane prepares the hot chocolate, I struggle with the words I want to say to her. It's not easy.* Jane I just wanted to say... *Damn it, just say it* Thank you for keeping her safe. I owe you once again.

Vishous Ghardian 
*I keep quiet. It's not my place to really say anything. We all know what kind of danger they were in and how we all feel like fate was on our side...for so many reasons.* You want something besides hot chocolate? * I ask Z and Bella to focus on something other than Jane and Nalla in the kitchen, their soft chatter filling the small space of the Pit* So how's she doing? Nalla... *I speak very softly so they won't hear in the kitchen*

Bella Ghardian 
*Staring at Nalla and Jane until V says something to me* What? Oh pardon me. *Trying to get my wits about me* Yes Nalla, she is doing better. She slept in her own bed today, she was sleeping with us. Well she was sleeping and Z and I were either holding her or if we fell asleep she would kick us. That child sleeps all over the place, one day we woke up and she was laying across both of us. *Knowingly avoiding what you really want to hear. I drop the mask of a smile and answer truthfully* Honestly, I think she is getting better there aren't nightmares every day, she is sleeping more and seems to be back to her old self. She colored with Rhage the other day and I think that went very well because she was more herself when Rhage dropped her off. I don't know what he said but I truly think Mary has rubbed off on him in a very good way. He would make a remarkable father.

Jane Ghardian 
*Stopping to stir the hot chocolate mix into the milk as I hear Z's voice, stopping in my movements* Don't thank me, Z. I...*looking up at him, seeing Nalla who is busy with the bag of marshmallows, whispering, just to make sure she won't hear me*...I was the one who brought her into that situation. I was just lucky we got away and that the sun was already about to go down. *Finishing the hot chocolate, the need to sit now even stronger* Nalla? Can you bring the marshmallow bag? *At her nod I walk back to the couch where Bella and V are, seeing in V's eyes that he of course knows more than he should* Come, sweetie.*Taking once again to Nalla* You can sit on my lap and I show you how to add the marshmallows in the best way possible.

Nalla Ghardian 
*Everyone seems like they are keeping secrets or something talking all hush hush quiet and looking funny. Grown ups are hard to understand. following Auntie with the bag of marshmallows and sitting on her lap. adding the marshmallows to my hot chocolate stopping and looking at Uncle Vishous* Uncle V, Uncle Rhage said that you were scared of the smelly white haired man too. It's OK to be scared of him. I was. You have Auntie Jane to protect you from the smelly man just like I did. *Turning to Auntie* next time we go out to the toy store I will make sure I go potty 2 times before we leave. And maybe Auntie Xhex can come along with us or something or we could get on my Hello Kitty computer and look at toys like that. Yes lets do that for awhile and then we can go to the toy store later. *turning to Uncle V again* Where's your Superman outfit?

Vishous Ghardian 
*Chuckling at her question* I am sure it's packed away at the moment, Nalla-belle. *thinking about what Rhage must have told her to help her process all that stuff she saw* Well Uncle Rhage is right, sweetie. I have been scared of the white haired men before, or more... of what they did *Lifting my eyes up to Jane briefly* And you're right about Auntie Jane too. I do have her to protect me. And YOU, Miss Nalla, have so many people to protect you and love you. Your mommy and daddy, and all your uncles and aunties, even Boo and George and Dodgy. *pointing to my four toys* You wanna shop for something right now? Uncle V can help you find the best stuff. *winking* I got mad skills.

Jane Ghardian 
*Not able to hide my smile at her words, a sad smile but still a smile. I look shortly at Bella, wondering if she heard what I did. Watching Nalla sip on her hot chocolate, I speak softly close to her ear, my arms wrapped around her* It wasn't your fault, sweetie. Do you understand that? *Nalla now just looking into her mug, not moving at all* Nalla? Look at me Princess.*Eyes like her daddy's and Phury's look right into my ones, almost making me speechless* We will never let anything happen to you, and next time we just make sure we have someone with us. Either Vishous in his Superman outfit or your daddy. Don't you think he would love to visit the toy store with us? Until then ...*hugging her once again*...you should take Vishous' offer. Because he is right. He got skills and can find something nice for you. Maybe a new teddy bear. *Whispering* Maybe he should get you a Dodger you can cuddle with in case Dodger is not around?

Bella Ghardian 
*Watching Nalla nod her head at Jane's offer, I know things will fine, things will get back to normal, it just takes time. Time and love and we have time and lots of love. This was the right decision to come down here and say thank you, because we are very thankful.*~

XOXO!

Thursday, June 20, 2013

Fritz for a Day ~ Story Line


Dear Challa's,

Until July 10th, we're doing something special and sharing some of our favorite Story Lines of the year that previously didn't make it onto the blog.

In this one, Rhage has been ordered by Tohrment to take over Fritz's duties due to him recuperating in the Infirmary.

Originally posted:  October 14th, 2012

Who nominated it:  Rhage

ENJOY!


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Rhage Ghardian
Arriving in the foyer at the appointed time, I see a doggen looking uncomfortable, shuffling his feet *clearing my throat* Is Fritz here? *seeing the relief in his eyes, he walks over to me and hands me a note, "From Master Fritz, sire" Looking at the note

~Rhage, you are to be 'Fritz for the Day' You need to do some of my jobs for me. The Mansion needs to run smoothly. You need to start by doing the dishes. You will find the continued list in the kitchen.
Fritz~

What the Fuck?? *Walking into the kitchen, I see a pile of dishes and a huge mess* Why me? *looking around for any help and seeing none, I roll up my sleeves and turn the water on*

Rhage Ghardian 
*Staring at the sink piled with dishes* Jesus Christmas, what the hell have the doggen been doing since Fritz was gone? *Looking around for some doggen, any doggen that I can pawn this off on, and conveniently not finding one* Where is a doggen when you need one, kinda like Cop, prolly eating donuts somewhere, slacking off.

Rhage Ghardian 
I can't believe I am doing this! *pours soap in the sponge and picks up a dish* I mean really, in today's day and age, I am washing dishes. *places the dish in the drainer without rinsing it* I my hands are already getting wrinkly, *sighing* Maybe this is what caused Fritz to get all old looking, true? *cleaning the next bowl and sticking it in the dish drainer. Starts to sing to myself.* I'm gonna wash that man right outta my hair, gonna wash that man right outta my hair, and send him on his way!

Rhage Ghardian 
*Looking over my shoulder, then leaning forward looking left and then right* Fuck this shit!! *opening up the garbage, I look around again and start to put the dishes in the garbage* Ahhhhh, and they think I am soooo stupid!! *rolls my eyes* They have no clue how my smart being lazy can make me *busts out laughing*

Autumn Ghardian 
*Needing a glass of water I head into the kitchen. As I open the door I stop in my tracks. Rhage is shoving a pot into the trashcan, where I can see another handle sticking out. The water is still running, soapy dishes are sitting in the drain rack.* Uh, hello Rhage. You are aware the dishes can be reused? The dishwasher makes the cleaning even easier. *I get a glass from the cabinet and head to the fridge.* Maybe you need more than a couple of days rest? *Seeing the expression on your face as you eye the dishwasher has me concerned.*

Rhage Ghardian 
Are you telling me that *eyeing the dishwasher, then Autumn* That I didnt have to hand wash this shit *holds up a soapy hand and points to the dishes* Ahh, do I have to take them out of the garbage? *hearing you laugh as you finish your drink and drop the glass in the sink and sashay out of the kitchen, I call out* Et tu Autumn? *opens up the dishwasher and pulls out a tray and sees a slip of paper "The things you need Rhage to do"* Well fuck me! There is more!! *loads the dishwasher with what is left in the sink, takes the garbage out, then sits and reads the list that is left me.*~


Marissa O'Neal Ghardian
*Opening up the Dishwasher to stick a coffee mug in, I see a paper with a list on it. Taking it out, I start to laugh.* Rhage would never see this in here, he never opens up the dishwasher *takes a pen out of my purse, I place my wish on there and stick it back in the dishwasher* You have got to wonder what the others will add to it?

Jane Ghardian 
straighten up the Pit

Jane Ghardian 
alphabetize the DVD's

Jane Ghardian 
Clean out the fridge. Take out all the garbage. Clean the statues in the hall.

Jane Ghardian 
LOL- Have nalla practice nail polishing

Marissa O'Neal Ghardian 
Reorganize the Library. Only what? 8000 books or something?

Phury Ghardian 
Clean Phury's paint brushes

Tohrment Ghardian 
Organize Tohr's files.

Butch O'Neal Ghardian 
Scrubbing down all the tiles in Kitchen and ALL the bathrooms, with a toothbrush

Butch O'Neal Ghardian 
Oh and clean down the Training Center, starting to smell a bit in there now

Blaylock Ghardian 
Clean the swimming pool... definitely it needs!!!

Fritz Ghardian 
Clean up Master Georges steaming mess in the garden

Fritz Ghardian 
Change Boo's Litter Box

Fritz Ghardian 
Clean and oil all the shutters.

Rhage Ghardian 

*Looking over the sheet of paper and the enormous list of things to do, I frown* In the NUDE! Who the fuck wrote that? Had to be Qhuinn, he always wants to see me in the nude *shaking my head* Scrubbing tiles with a toothbrush? I know that handwriting anywhere... Cop I will use your toothbrush, how is that shit, Ummm?~


Rhage Ghardian
*Dragging the bucket and the mop into the hallway,I look around* Oh thank the Scribe Virgin no one is around *dunking the mop in the soapy water and placing it on the floor, I start to move the mop around the floor. Adjusting the earbuds in my ears I move to the beat as I dunk and mop... dunk dunk and mop... dunk*

Rhage Ghardian

Rhage Ghardian 
*Moving to the next spot, I start to dunk and mop again when the next song come on:  *What the FUCK?? *looks at the song* When the hell did Mary program this? *dunk dunk... starts to mop and involuntarily moving my hips back and forth. Catching myself I stop and mops the floor. Dunking the mop, I start to move in a circle around the bucket with my other hand in the air and pumping it in the air*

  
Rhage Ghardian 

Rhage Ghardian 
*When the next song starts, I just stand still then start to chuckle and shake my head*  



Rhage Ghardian
*Walking into The Pit, I see Butch sitting on the couch flipping thru the channels* Oh thank the SV that you are here. You are way to busy watching TV for me to clean true? *grabs a tumbler out of the cabinet and waves it at Cop* Chew wan? *Laughing at the look you give me then the flash of the Tumbler in your hand, I pour my own and walk over with the bottle of Lag and freshen yours up* I am not doing any fucking dishes either *shows you my hands* Look they are all wrinkled and *points* Blistered too!! *leans back and takes a sip the downs it*

Butch O'Neal Ghardian 
*Looking at him and then smiling as he plops down beside me* What did you do to get you put on washing up duty *Watching you shrug your shoulders at me nonchalantly, I laugh* Damn, I cannot believe you did something that bad that warrants washing everything up by hand, did you not think to cheat and use the dishwasher? *Seeing you glare at me, I burst out laughing* Oh my lord, please do not tell me you didn't know we had a dishwasher.

Rhage Ghardian 
*making a face, then turning back to the TV* I forgot *topping off my glass* and I did nothing beside be taken off patrol *mimics Tohrment* My head isn't in it with me and Mary fighting *takes another sip and points to the TV* Leave this on... Giants are on playing the 49'ers... GO GIANTS!! *toasts Butch, laughing and leans back letting out a breath* So I got Fritz duty!

Butch O'Neal Ghardian 
*Shaking my head and then laughing* You are something else at times my man, you know that right? *Hearing him snort at me, I look at the TV* So how are things with you two now? Managed to get things sorted out yet .... *Stopping to look at him* Fritz duty? What the hell does that mean? *Seeing him shrug his shoulders and then look at his hands, I try to hide the smile and look at the TV again* Well I am sure you deserve it *Hearing him pffft at me, I laugh* Oh come on, where is your family spirit *Lifting my hands in the air, I start a cheer* We have spirit, yes we do, we have spirit, how about you *Hearing him choke on his drink, I bust out laughing* What, don't you think I would make a good cheer leader?

Rhage Ghardian 
*Grabs the bar towel and tosses it at you* Here, use this for a pom pom! Fucker! *shaking my head, looking back at the TV and seeing the 49'er score* Manning, get your head out of your ass!! *taking a sip* and Mary and I are doing just fine *downing the rest of the drink, and barely tasting it* Thank you very much! *eyeing you and making a face* And how are you and Marissa? *rolling my eyes when you get all dreamy looking and turn to the TV while pouring another drink and you eye me* Wha!!? I am thirsty!! Being Fritz is thirsty work... the shit I washed off of the floor in the foyer... *shakes my head then giving your floor the evil eye* I am not cleaning in here, did I say that to you already?

Butch O'Neal Ghardian 
Well you can drink all you want my man, as long as it's V's Goose and not my damn Lag *Grabbing the bottle from him* I am glad you two are doing okay after your little spat, and as for Marissa and me, we are doing very well, thanks for asking *Filling my glass back up and knocking back the glass* Hey, I think I might join you here and besides if Rissa finds me a bit worse for wear, I can say it is your fault *Barking out a laugh as he rolls his eyes at me again* You know what my man, you keep that eye rolling up, I will start to wonder about you *Suddenly feeling his elbow in my rib cage, I nearly spit my drink out my mouth* For fucks sake Rhage, talk about a waste of perfectly good drink, you are an asshat at times *Nudging him back just as hard*

Rhage Ghardian 
Fuckwad!  *trying to grab for the bottle as you pull away* You know, I will just get another bottle. Its not like you can't afford it! *laughing at the look on your face* Fucker! Hand it over *Puts my cup in your face and rattles the ice* I know you love me and would never let a brother go thirsty *shake shake shake and in a sing song voice* and I will let you pour one for yourself too... *laughing harder when you bat at my hand and the ice topples over the tumbler* I am not cleaning that up, by the way...

Butch O'Neal Ghardian 
Neither am I *Laughing at you and then filling my glass up, knocking it back and hearing you growl at me, I raise an eyebrow at you* Well if you want it that bad but damn, I do not need you to make a pass at me, I know I am sexy and all that but you are so not my type *Seeing you grab a piece of ice and throw it at me, quickly ducking out the way* Hey, it is not me that needs the ice to cool down, I didn't realize I got you so hot under the collar *Filling up my glass again and then hearing you shake the glass again, I give you the bottle and shake my head*

Rhage Ghardian 
*Grabbing the bottle, I start to pour and I hear a loud girl scream* Fucking A *handing you the bottle back and smirking at your lifted eyebrow* Tohrment's ring *We both bust out laughing, letting it go into voice mail* I have a ring for each of you... *when your brow goes so high I can barely see it, I sigh* Wrathh is Three Blind Mice...I know obvious... Vishous is Love Hurts... *grins* yours is Bad boys.... *laughs when you toss the pillow at me* Phury's is Can you Smell that Smell? and Zszadist is the Alphabet Song... *Presses Play on the message that T left: "Get your fucking ass over to my office, You have some filing to do" Looks at Cop* I guess I better get going! *salutes with the glass and drinks the rest* Got to go!! Thanks for the drink, I owe ya.

Butch O'Neal Ghardian 
Anytime my man, you know that right? *Seeing him nod at me and start to walk towards the door, muttering something under his breath at me, pretending I didn't make out what he says, I smile to myself* Have fun with your filing, won't ya bro *Seeing him flip me off over his shoulder, I bark out a laugh* Yeah, fucking love you too, asshat *Hearing him tell me to go fuck myself as he walks out the door, I start to laugh. Grabbing the bottle again and filling up my glass, I sit back down and start channel surfing again* ~


Rhage Ghardian
*Walks into Tohrment's office and sees all these files on the floor that need filing* Well fuck me!! What do I look like a fucking dictionary? *picking one up, I walk over to the cabinet, I open up a draw and look at the file again* A.B.C.D.E.F.G... ok here it goes... *picks up another one* A.B.C... there *grabs the next one and looks at it* Ummmm... Lessers... *rifles through the cabinet and opens a draw up* F or A... *taps my chin then nods * F for fucking assholes *places it in the F drawer, then looks up at someone walking into the room* Really?? Filing?

Tohrment Ghardian 
*I walk back into my office after sending Rhage a voice mail and see he's already here. I watch for a sec as the asshat throws a lesser folder into the F file before I cough from the doorway.* Uh, hey man, Lesser is spelled with an L, not an F. *You look up and flip me off, which makes me laugh. I cross over to my chair and throw my feet up on my desk.* Want me to sing the ABC song for you?

Rhage Ghardian 
*Rolls my eyes at him and say drolly* No, it will only mess me up! *picking up a file that says Annalise Scribe Ghardian* A.B.C.D.E.F.G.H... *sticks in in H and looks upi to see you watching me* Hot Mamma! it works for me *shrugging and grabbing the next file* Tell me the truth Bro. You just took these out of the cabinet and put them on the floor for me to do something, true?

Tohrment Ghardian 
*Laughing, I pull open one of the drawers on my desk.* I wish, bro. I got a little behind while I was gone. *I reach inside the drawer and pull out a couple of shot glasses and push aside some folders. Then I reach under the desk and bring out one of Jack.* And while I could use the help, you're just gonna fuck it all to hell, so you might as well put the shit aside. I can wait for Fritz. *I pour shots in both glasses and hand one to you.* Actually, I figured you could use a break. You've worked your ass off today.

Rhage Ghardian 
*Pretending to pout, I show my fingers* I have worked them to the bone, especially the Pit, they are Pigs there. *smiling as I take the glass and tipping it for a salute* Sláinte *at your raised eyebrow* OK I was with Cop for some of the afternoon, the fucking bastard rubs off on me, *drinking it back and starts to choke* Smmmmoooothhh... *laughing* Sooo what are your plans on getting the Bastards back for Fritz? they so need to be taught a lesson

Tohrment Ghardian 
*I slam my own shot back and pour another.* If it were up to me, I'd probably go guns blazing into the fuckers' hidey hole and blow them to the Scribe Virgin. *I clink my shot glass against yours and we down more.* But it's not up to me. Wrathh thinks we need to lay low. Maybe he's right. *More shots* Damnnnnn, good stuff right there. *I close my eyes, enjoying the burn of good liquor.* So, bro...nothing personal about taking you out of rotation for a few days, true? But you gotta work shit out with Mary. Take it from me, if your head's not right, you're fucked.

Rhage Ghardian 
*Shaking my head and sighs* I know, Mary and I need to get it all out... *looks at Tohr* I yelled at her T... I have no clue why anymore, it doesn't matter, really. *Tossing the drink back and puts the glass out for another* How did you get Autumn to take your fat old ass back? *laughs and starts to sip at the JD* Not that I am going to use the same tactics... You were an ass to Autumn! *nods my head at the surprised look on your face* You were, just ask anyone, they will agree with me

Tohrment Ghardian 
*Another shot. I sigh loudly and pour us both one more. I'm feeling pretty mellow about now.* I don't need to ask anyone. I was a Grade A, top of the line asshole. And what's worse, I didn't care...or I convinced myself I didn't care. *I raise an eyebrow at him.* Sound like anyone I know? *He flips me off again and relaxes against my filing cabinet.* I had to make sure Autumn knew I was sorry, bro. It wasn't easy but it was worth it. Don't know how I would make it without her. *I take my feet off my desk and lean forward, running a hand through my hair.* Apologize, man. And mean it. You feel me?

Rhage Ghardian 
*Downs the shot and places the glass on the floor, letting both hands run through my hair, I look up at you like a wild man from Borneo, with hair sticking up and a wild look in my eyes* OK let me sober up, between here and the Pit, I am trashed and smell like a brewery and Mr Clean *hearing you laugh, I shake my head and chuckle* You fucker! When did you get to be so smart? *Looking at you closely and checking behind your ears* Were you replaced by V and I didn't know it? *Laughing as you bat my hands away and I stand up* OK Boss, I am going to grovel... after coffee and a shower... does that work?

Tohrment Ghardian 
*I laugh again, feeling a bit like a wild man myself. Damn, that JD is fine, fine shit.* That works, my man. *I reach out my hand.* I think I need some help getting my ass out of this chair, bro. *You laugh and help me up, then clap me on the back. I throw an arm around your shoulder to steady myself for a minute.* Looks like you're not the only fucker who needs to sober up a bit. Maybe I'm not as smart as you think I am. Just point me in Autumn's general direction, will ya? *I walk to the doorway, and then stop and look back at you.* And for God's sake, leave my files the fuck alone. I want to actually be able to find my shit later, true? *And I walk off to look for Autumn as I hear you still laughing behind me.* ~

XOXO!







Tuesday, May 14, 2013

The day Dodger moved into the Pit ~ A Story Line Extra

To start your Tuesday off right, Challa's, here's a little blast from the past.  A Story Line that introduced one of the MOST BELOVED characters in BDB Unbound history:

Dodger
XOXO!


Monday, April 15, 2013

Marissa meets the Omega ~ A Collection of Story Lines


Good evening, Challa's:

Something very interesting went down in the Mansion behind the Mhis.  What ever happened if Marissa came face-to-face with the Omega?  How about the aftermath?

Now you can find out.

Saturday, June 23, 2012

Story Line of the Week ~ Nalla, Jane, Lessers and the sun


Jane Ghardian
‎*Sitting in my VW bus, Nalla in the seat behind me. I look into the rearview mirror and smile at Nalla before I look back at the street ahead of me. Can't risk an accident. This time it is not just me. I have Bella and Z's daughter with me. Well, and I don't want to crash the VW bus either* I hope you are excited, sweetie. We don't go out often enough. We need our Jane and Nalla time, right *winking at her, her smile as bright as the sun which is still up*