Fritz for a Day ~ Story Line

Dear Challa's,

Until July 10th, we're doing something special and sharing some of our favorite Story Lines of the year that previously didn't make it onto the blog.

In this one, Rhage has been ordered by Tohrment to take over Fritz's duties due to him recuperating in the Infirmary.

Originally posted:  October 14th, 2012

Who nominated it:  Rhage

ENJOY!

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Rhage Ghardian

Arriving in the foyer at the appointed time, I see a doggen looking uncomfortable, shuffling his feet *clearing my throat* Is Fritz here? *seeing the relief in his eyes, he walks over to me and hands me a note, "From Master Fritz, sire" Looking at the note

~Rhage, you are to be 'Fritz for the Day' You need to do some of my jobs for me. The Mansion needs to run smoothly. You need to start by doing the dishes. You will find the continued list in the kitchen.

Fritz~

What the Fuck?? *Walking into the kitchen, I see a pile of dishes and a huge mess* Why me? *looking around for any help and seeing none, I roll up my sleeves and turn the water on*

Rhage Ghardian 

*Staring at the sink piled with dishes* Jesus Christmas, what the hell have the doggen been doing since Fritz was gone? *Looking around for some doggen, any doggen that I can pawn this off on, and conveniently not finding one* Where is a doggen when you need one, kinda like Cop, prolly eating donuts somewhere, slacking off.

Rhage Ghardian 

I can't believe I am doing this! *pours soap in the sponge and picks up a dish* I mean really, in today's day and age, I am washing dishes. *places the dish in the drainer without rinsing it* I my hands are already getting wrinkly, *sighing* Maybe this is what caused Fritz to get all old looking, true? *cleaning the next bowl and sticking it in the dish drainer. Starts to sing to myself.* I'm gonna wash that man right outta my hair, gonna wash that man right outta my hair, and send him on his way!

Rhage Ghardian 

*Looking over my shoulder, then leaning forward looking left and then right* Fuck this shit!! *opening up the garbage, I look around again and start to put the dishes in the garbage* Ahhhhh, and they think I am soooo stupid!! *rolls my eyes* They have no clue how my smart being lazy can make me *busts out laughing*

Autumn Ghardian 

*Needing a glass of water I head into the kitchen. As I open the door I stop in my tracks. Rhage is shoving a pot into the trashcan, where I can see another handle sticking out. The water is still running, soapy dishes are sitting in the drain rack.* Uh, hello Rhage. You are aware the dishes can be reused? The dishwasher makes the cleaning even easier. *I get a glass from the cabinet and head to the fridge.* Maybe you need more than a couple of days rest? *Seeing the expression on your face as you eye the dishwasher has me concerned.*

Rhage Ghardian 

Are you telling me that *eyeing the dishwasher, then Autumn* That I didnt have to hand wash this shit *holds up a soapy hand and points to the dishes* Ahh, do I have to take them out of the garbage? *hearing you laugh as you finish your drink and drop the glass in the sink and sashay out of the kitchen, I call out* Et tu Autumn? *opens up the dishwasher and pulls out a tray and sees a slip of paper "The things you need Rhage to do"* Well fuck me! There is more!! *loads the dishwasher with what is left in the sink, takes the garbage out, then sits and reads the list that is left me.*~

Marissa O'Neal Ghardian

*Opening up the Dishwasher to stick a coffee mug in, I see a paper with a list on it. Taking it out, I start to laugh.* Rhage would never see this in here, he never opens up the dishwasher *takes a pen out of my purse, I place my wish on there and stick it back in the dishwasher* You have got to wonder what the others will add to it?

Jane Ghardian 

straighten up the Pit

Jane Ghardian 

alphabetize the DVD's

Jane Ghardian 

Clean out the fridge. Take out all the garbage. Clean the statues in the hall.

Jane Ghardian 

LOL- Have nalla practice nail polishing

Marissa O'Neal Ghardian 

Reorganize the Library. Only what? 8000 books or something?

Phury Ghardian 

Clean Phury's paint brushes

Tohrment Ghardian 

Organize Tohr's files.

Butch O'Neal Ghardian 

Scrubbing down all the tiles in Kitchen and ALL the bathrooms, with a toothbrush

Butch O'Neal Ghardian 

Oh and clean down the Training Center, starting to smell a bit in there now

Blaylock Ghardian 

Clean the swimming pool... definitely it needs!!!

Fritz Ghardian 

Clean up Master Georges steaming mess in the garden

Fritz Ghardian 

Change Boo's Litter Box

Fritz Ghardian 

Clean and oil all the shutters.

Rhage Ghardian 

*Looking over the sheet of paper and the enormous list of things to do, I frown* In the NUDE! Who the fuck wrote that? Had to be Qhuinn, he always wants to see me in the nude *shaking my head* Scrubbing tiles with a toothbrush? I know that handwriting anywhere... Cop I will use your toothbrush, how is that shit, Ummm?~

Rhage Ghardian

*Dragging the bucket and the mop into the hallway,I look around* Oh thank the Scribe Virgin no one is around *dunking the mop in the soapy water and placing it on the floor, I start to move the mop around the floor. Adjusting the earbuds in my ears I move to the beat as I dunk and mop... dunk dunk and mop... dunk*

Rhage Ghardian

♫♩♬Cross my heart and hope todie ♫♩♬ *Pushes the mop across the floor and pulls itback to me... two steps around it and then pushes it away* ♫♩♬Onlystay with you One more night ♫♩♬ *pulls it back and dunks to the beat and mops the floor again*

Rhage Ghardian 

*Moving to the next spot, I start to dunk and mop again when the next song come on:  *What the FUCK?? *looks at the song* When the hell did Mary program this? *dunk dunk... starts to mop and involuntarily moving my hips back and forth. Catching myself I stop and mops the floor. Dunking the mop, I start to move in a circle around the bucket with my other hand in the air and pumping it in the air*

♫♩♪Ohhhhh Sexy Lady!! ♫♩♪ *dancing around the bucket,moving the mop back and forth, then pulling it out and mopping at the floor* ♫♩♬Gangnam style ♫♩♬ *Banging my left foot downtwice then then right foot once, putting my hands in front of my like I washolding reins, I start to sing* ♫♩♬ Eh~ Sexy lady, Op op op opoppan Gangnam Style Eh~ Sexy lady Op op op op Eh eh eh eh eh eh oppan GangnamStyle ♫♩♬

  

Rhage Ghardian 

*Holding the mop in the bucket I start to stomp around it... head thrown back as the the next song starts* ♫♩♬ Usher... Usher... (yeah man)So we back in the club. Get that bodies rocking from side to side (side to side)♫♩♬ *Moves the mop from hand to hand and pulls it outof the bucket and onto the floor* ♫♩♬Hands up, and suddenly we allgot our hands up ♫♩♬ *reaches with my hands up inthe air, the mop teeters back and forth, I grab it and then reach my hands upagain* ♫♩♬ No control of my body ♫♩♬*points to the mop and sings* ♩♬♪ Ain't I seen you before? Ithink I remember those eyes, *pointing at the mop with each word* eyes, eyes,eyes ♩♬♪ *Holds mop away from me on an angle and walksaround it* ♩♬♪ 'Cause baby tonight, the DJ got us falling inlove again Yeah, baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again So dance,dance, like it's the last, last night of your life, life ♩♬♪

Rhage Ghardian 

*When the next song starts, I just stand still then start to chuckle and shake my head*  

 ♩♬♪I never really knew that she could dance like this. She makes a man wants tospeak Spanish. Como se llama (si), bonita (si), mi casa (si, Shakira Shakira),su casa. Shakira, Shakira ♩♬♪ *Standing with my feettogether, heels flat. I lift my right heel as high as I can and push my righthip up as high as it will go. With my heel still lifted and my hip lifted, Ipush my right hip out to the side. Now I lower my heel and lower my hip DOWN.Then I lift my left heel and do the same thing on the left side. UP, OUT, DOWN...* ♩♬♪ And I'm on tonight, You know my hips don't lie.And I am starting to feel you boy. Come on lets go, real slow. Don't you seebaby asi es perfecto ♩♬♪... *mopping myself into the corner, I stand there and look out at the expanse of the foyer, at the shiny wet floor. All of a sudden I hear the pitter patter of claws.* Noo... NOOOO!! STOP! George STOP!! *Watching with disgust as George walks across the floor with muddy paws* Mother Fucker!! *starts to mop again humming* Hips don't lie~

Rhage Ghardian

*Walking into The Pit, I see Butch sitting on the couch flipping thru the channels* Oh thank the SV that you are here. You are way to busy watching TV for me to clean true? *grabs a tumbler out of the cabinet and waves it at Cop* Chew wan? *Laughing at the look you give me then the flash of the Tumbler in your hand, I pour my own and walk over with the bottle of Lag and freshen yours up* I am not doing any fucking dishes either *shows you my hands* Look they are all wrinkled and *points* Blistered too!! *leans back and takes a sip the downs it*

Butch O'Neal Ghardian 

*Looking at him and then smiling as he plops down beside me* What did you do to get you put on washing up duty *Watching you shrug your shoulders at me nonchalantly, I laugh* Damn, I cannot believe you did something that bad that warrants washing everything up by hand, did you not think to cheat and use the dishwasher? *Seeing you glare at me, I burst out laughing* Oh my lord, please do not tell me you didn't know we had a dishwasher.

Rhage Ghardian 

*making a face, then turning back to the TV* I forgot *topping off my glass* and I did nothing beside be taken off patrol *mimics Tohrment* My head isn't in it with me and Mary fighting *takes another sip and points to the TV* Leave this on... Giants are on playing the 49'ers... GO GIANTS!! *toasts Butch, laughing and leans back letting out a breath* So I got Fritz duty!

Butch O'Neal Ghardian 

*Shaking my head and then laughing* You are something else at times my man, you know that right? *Hearing him snort at me, I look at the TV* So how are things with you two now? Managed to get things sorted out yet .... *Stopping to look at him* Fritz duty? What the hell does that mean? *Seeing him shrug his shoulders and then look at his hands, I try to hide the smile and look at the TV again* Well I am sure you deserve it *Hearing him pffft at me, I laugh* Oh come on, where is your family spirit *Lifting my hands in the air, I start a cheer* We have spirit, yes we do, we have spirit, how about you *Hearing him choke on his drink, I bust out laughing* What, don't you think I would make a good cheer leader?

Rhage Ghardian 

*Grabs the bar towel and tosses it at you* Here, use this for a pom pom! Fucker! *shaking my head, looking back at the TV and seeing the 49'er score* Manning, get your head out of your ass!! *taking a sip* and Mary and I are doing just fine *downing the rest of the drink, and barely tasting it* Thank you very much! *eyeing you and making a face* And how are you and Marissa? *rolling my eyes when you get all dreamy looking and turn to the TV while pouring another drink and you eye me* Wha!!? I am thirsty!! Being Fritz is thirsty work... the shit I washed off of the floor in the foyer... *shakes my head then giving your floor the evil eye* I am not cleaning in here, did I say that to you already?

Butch O'Neal Ghardian 

Well you can drink all you want my man, as long as it's V's Goose and not my damn Lag *Grabbing the bottle from him* I am glad you two are doing okay after your little spat, and as for Marissa and me, we are doing very well, thanks for asking *Filling my glass back up and knocking back the glass* Hey, I think I might join you here and besides if Rissa finds me a bit worse for wear, I can say it is your fault *Barking out a laugh as he rolls his eyes at me again* You know what my man, you keep that eye rolling up, I will start to wonder about you *Suddenly feeling his elbow in my rib cage, I nearly spit my drink out my mouth* For fucks sake Rhage, talk about a waste of perfectly good drink, you are an asshat at times *Nudging him back just as hard*

Rhage Ghardian 

Fuckwad!  *trying to grab for the bottle as you pull away* You know, I will just get another bottle. Its not like you can't afford it! *laughing at the look on your face* Fucker! Hand it over *Puts my cup in your face and rattles the ice* I know you love me and would never let a brother go thirsty *shake shake shake and in a sing song voice* and I will let you pour one for yourself too... *laughing harder when you bat at my hand and the ice topples over the tumbler* I am not cleaning that up, by the way...

Butch O'Neal Ghardian 

Neither am I *Laughing at you and then filling my glass up, knocking it back and hearing you growl at me, I raise an eyebrow at you* Well if you want it that bad but damn, I do not need you to make a pass at me, I know I am sexy and all that but you are so not my type *Seeing you grab a piece of ice and throw it at me, quickly ducking out the way* Hey, it is not me that needs the ice to cool down, I didn't realize I got you so hot under the collar *Filling up my glass again and then hearing you shake the glass again, I give you the bottle and shake my head*

Rhage Ghardian 

*Grabbing the bottle, I start to pour and I hear a loud girl scream* Fucking A *handing you the bottle back and smirking at your lifted eyebrow* Tohrment's ring *We both bust out laughing, letting it go into voice mail* I have a ring for each of you... *when your brow goes so high I can barely see it, I sigh* Wrathh is Three Blind Mice...I know obvious... Vishous is Love Hurts... *grins* yours is Bad boys.... *laughs when you toss the pillow at me* Phury's is Can you Smell that Smell? and Zszadist is the Alphabet Song... *Presses Play on the message that T left: "Get your fucking ass over to my office, You have some filing to do" Looks at Cop* I guess I better get going! *salutes with the glass and drinks the rest* Got to go!! Thanks for the drink, I owe ya.

Butch O'Neal Ghardian 

Anytime my man, you know that right? *Seeing him nod at me and start to walk towards the door, muttering something under his breath at me, pretending I didn't make out what he says, I smile to myself* Have fun with your filing, won't ya bro *Seeing him flip me off over his shoulder, I bark out a laugh* Yeah, fucking love you too, asshat *Hearing him tell me to go fuck myself as he walks out the door, I start to laugh. Grabbing the bottle again and filling up my glass, I sit back down and start channel surfing again* ~

Rhage Ghardian

*Walks into Tohrment's office and sees all these files on the floor that need filing* Well fuck me!! What do I look like a fucking dictionary? *picking one up, I walk over to the cabinet, I open up a draw and look at the file again* A.B.C.D.E.F.G... ok here it goes... *picks up another one* A.B.C... there *grabs the next one and looks at it* Ummmm... Lessers... *rifles through the cabinet and opens a draw up* F or A... *taps my chin then nods * F for fucking assholes *places it in the F drawer, then looks up at someone walking into the room* Really?? Filing?

Tohrment Ghardian 

*I walk back into my office after sending Rhage a voice mail and see he's already here. I watch for a sec as the asshat throws a lesser folder into the F file before I cough from the doorway.* Uh, hey man, Lesser is spelled with an L, not an F. *You look up and flip me off, which makes me laugh. I cross over to my chair and throw my feet up on my desk.* Want me to sing the ABC song for you?

Rhage Ghardian 

*Rolls my eyes at him and say drolly* No, it will only mess me up! *picking up a file that says Annalise Scribe Ghardian* A.B.C.D.E.F.G.H... *sticks in in H and looks upi to see you watching me* Hot Mamma! it works for me *shrugging and grabbing the next file* Tell me the truth Bro. You just took these out of the cabinet and put them on the floor for me to do something, true?

Tohrment Ghardian 

*Laughing, I pull open one of the drawers on my desk.* I wish, bro. I got a little behind while I was gone. *I reach inside the drawer and pull out a couple of shot glasses and push aside some folders. Then I reach under the desk and bring out one of Jack.* And while I could use the help, you're just gonna fuck it all to hell, so you might as well put the shit aside. I can wait for Fritz. *I pour shots in both glasses and hand one to you.* Actually, I figured you could use a break. You've worked your ass off today.

Rhage Ghardian 

*Pretending to pout, I show my fingers* I have worked them to the bone, especially the Pit, they are Pigs there. *smiling as I take the glass and tipping it for a salute* Sláinte *at your raised eyebrow* OK I was with Cop for some of the afternoon, the fucking bastard rubs off on me, *drinking it back and starts to choke* Smmmmoooothhh... *laughing* Sooo what are your plans on getting the Bastards back for Fritz? they so need to be taught a lesson

Tohrment Ghardian 

*I slam my own shot back and pour another.* If it were up to me, I'd probably go guns blazing into the fuckers' hidey hole and blow them to the Scribe Virgin. *I clink my shot glass against yours and we down more.* But it's not up to me. Wrathh thinks we need to lay low. Maybe he's right. *More shots* Damnnnnn, good stuff right there. *I close my eyes, enjoying the burn of good liquor.* So, bro...nothing personal about taking you out of rotation for a few days, true? But you gotta work shit out with Mary. Take it from me, if your head's not right, you're fucked.

Rhage Ghardian 

*Shaking my head and sighs* I know, Mary and I need to get it all out... *looks at Tohr* I yelled at her T... I have no clue why anymore, it doesn't matter, really. *Tossing the drink back and puts the glass out for another* How did you get Autumn to take your fat old ass back? *laughs and starts to sip at the JD* Not that I am going to use the same tactics... You were an ass to Autumn! *nods my head at the surprised look on your face* You were, just ask anyone, they will agree with me

Tohrment Ghardian 

*Another shot. I sigh loudly and pour us both one more. I'm feeling pretty mellow about now.* I don't need to ask anyone. I was a Grade A, top of the line asshole. And what's worse, I didn't care...or I convinced myself I didn't care. *I raise an eyebrow at him.* Sound like anyone I know? *He flips me off again and relaxes against my filing cabinet.* I had to make sure Autumn knew I was sorry, bro. It wasn't easy but it was worth it. Don't know how I would make it without her. *I take my feet off my desk and lean forward, running a hand through my hair.* Apologize, man. And mean it. You feel me?

Rhage Ghardian 

*Downs the shot and places the glass on the floor, letting both hands run through my hair, I look up at you like a wild man from Borneo, with hair sticking up and a wild look in my eyes* OK let me sober up, between here and the Pit, I am trashed and smell like a brewery and Mr Clean *hearing you laugh, I shake my head and chuckle* You fucker! When did you get to be so smart? *Looking at you closely and checking behind your ears* Were you replaced by V and I didn't know it? *Laughing as you bat my hands away and I stand up* OK Boss, I am going to grovel... after coffee and a shower... does that work?

Tohrment Ghardian 

*I laugh again, feeling a bit like a wild man myself. Damn, that JD is fine, fine shit.* That works, my man. *I reach out my hand.* I think I need some help getting my ass out of this chair, bro. *You laugh and help me up, then clap me on the back. I throw an arm around your shoulder to steady myself for a minute.* Looks like you're not the only fucker who needs to sober up a bit. Maybe I'm not as smart as you think I am. Just point me in Autumn's general direction, will ya? *I walk to the doorway, and then stop and look back at you.* And for God's sake, leave my files the fuck alone. I want to actually be able to find my shit later, true? *And I walk off to look for Autumn as I hear you still laughing behind me.* ~

XOXO!

Wrath is trying to get the word out that Fritz got Doggen-napped and that a meeting is needed...but it's just another typical texting session. ~ Story Line

Dear Challa's,

Until July 10th, we're doing something special and sharing some of our favorite Story Lines of the year that previously didn't make it onto the blog.

In this one, Fritz has been Doggen-napped by the Bastards and Wrath is trying to get the word out.

Originally posted:  September 17th, 2012

Who nominated it:  Rhage

ENJOY!

Wrathh Ghardian

*after Xhex leaves, and after realizing Xcor now has the one thing that keeps this place and family together, I know that the next step is to NOT go tearing after Fritz by myself but to notify everyone in the manse of his disappearance. We need to get together for a meeting, amongst other shit. Pulling my phone from my pocket, I get Siri up and going* Siri, write message to group: Everyone.

~txt~ Yo, everyone! Fritz has gone missing - and our favorite Bastard's got him. Give me what you got and where you are. This takes top priority. ~etxt~

Rhage Ghardian 

*Picking up the phone, I see the message and start to type*

~txt~ I am in the bathroom if you must know... where are you?  ~etxt~

Zszadist Ghardian 

*my cell vibrates across the nightstand as I finish pulling on my shitkickers. Picking it up, I see it's from Wrathh.*

~txt~ Rhage put Wrathh's phone back. ~etxt~ 

*rolling my eyes* Of all the things to joke about.

Mary Ghardian 

*Grabbing my phone, I gasp at the message*

~txt~ I'm in the bedroom, waiting for Rhage to get out of the bathroom. ~etxt~

Rhage Ghardian 

~txt~ That wasn't from me 

*flush, and look at Mary, That explains the mess in the kitchen... * 

WTF!! Z I would never kid about food ~etxt~

Wrathh Ghardian 

*listening to the responses, I bury my head in my hands*

 ~txt Rhage~ What the fuck, asshat? Keepin' it classy, as always. You could have waited until you got OUT. ~etxt~

Butch O'Neal Ghardian
*Hearing my cell go off, I grab it off the side and see its off Wrathh* What the fuck?

~txt~ Who has his cell now? Damn it Rhage, stop messing about. This ain't even damn funny. ~Etxt~ 

*Shoving my cell in my pocket*

Wrathh Ghardian 

~txt ALL~ Not a joke, Fritz has been taken by Xcor. No more toilet texting. ~etxt~

Rhage Ghardian 

~txt~ You ask a dumb question Sire, you get a smartassed answer... ~etxt~

Wrathh Ghardian 

*grumbling to myself at Butch's text* What the fuck is the use of this shit if no one believes the REAL emergencies?

Phury Ghardian 

*Shopping on the net for some new clothes my phone vibrates in my pocket. Taking it out my jaw drops as I begin to read.*

~txt~ You have got to be shitting me. I’m at the Camp but can demat over in a few seconds.~etxt~

Xhex Ghardian 

*I feel my phone vibrate and I glance down at Wrathh's text. I know what's going down is real but can't believe that asshat Rhage is fucking around again. I move outside the manse, waiting for John Matthew to text me to see what's up.*

Wrathh Ghardian 

~txt~ Stop with the shitting already!!!! ~etxt~

Mary Ghardian 

*Hearing the toilet flush I look up at the sound* Rhage! Seriously? Can't you keep the door shut while you go? *Waving a hand in front of my face*

~Txt~ Rhage is out! ~Etxt~

Rhage Ghardian 

~txt~ Why does everyone think I would steal the kings phone and send out a text message? Oh... LMAO, I would do that, true? ~etxt~

Wrathh Ghardian 

*hearing Mary's text, I just smack my forehead with my phone*

~txt~ Alright, one more time. I do NOT need to know about Rhage's use of the damn shitter. ~etxt~

Phury Ghardian 

~txt~Rhage is in the shitter?~etxt~

Phury Ghardian 

~txt~Z, my man is the text for real or is Rhage just fucking off again?~etxt~

Mary Ghardian 

*Giggling at Phury's text, I send one back*

~Txt~ Not anymore, WTH is the deal with Fritz?! ~Etxt~

Rhage Ghardian 

*Winks at Mary* Can you text them too that I am washing my hands!!

Xhex Ghardian 
~txt~Shit, will you guys get serious?! Wrathh's not shitting us! Xcor has Fritz! ~etxt~

Zszadist Ghardian
*watching the phone dance again.* what the fuck is he doing. If he's sending another picture of his...reading the message.* Fuck!

~txt~ Did Siri screw up? ~etxt~

Wrathh Ghardian
*seriously?!? How in the hell are we still on this? Fritz has been fucking kidnapped and we're discussing Rhage's bathroom actions? Oh, damn, finally, thank the SV that Xhex chimed in*

Butch O'Neal Ghardian 
*Looking around as I hear Vishous growling from behind me muttering something about killing Rhage* Hey V, do you think Rhage would do summat this sick? I mean damn, even this is a bit far fetched for him and he knows there is only one way this is gonna end when Wrathh gets hold of him *Grabbing my cell back out of my pocket, I send another text*

 ~txt~ I so do not wanna know dragon butt is in the shitter, for fucks sake man, way TMI. Can we get to serious biz here? WTF is deal about Fritz missing? ~Etxt~

Phury Ghardian
~txt~Seriously they’re picking on a doggen now? Fucking Xcor~etxt~

Rhage Ghardian
~txt~ This is serious shit!

*grins*

No Fritz means no food... No food, means One hungry boy ~etxt~

Wrathh Ghardian
~txt~ Xhex had a run-in with Xcor the other night. He had a message for me. Some shit about me keeping an eye on what I hold dearest or some shit. She and I ran through it all, doggen confirmed it. Fritz is gone. ~etxt~

Butch O'Neal Ghardian 
~Txt~ FFS Rhage, only fucking you can think of your stomach when Fritz is missing ~Etxt~

Phury Ghardian 
~txt~We got a plan here? ~etxt~

Phury Ghardian 
~txt~That doggen can cook though~etxt

Xhex Ghardian
*I get a text from JM saying he'll demat to the manse after he finishes off the last of the lessers he and Qhuinn are fighting. I head back inside the manse.*

~txt~ I think we should kill the fuckers. ~etxt~

Zszadist Ghardian 

*growling*

~txt~ When? ~etxt~

Wrathh Ghardian 
~txt~ When what, Z? ~etxt~

Butch O'Neal Ghardian
~txt~ So any ideas what to do here then girlies? Love your thinking Xhex ~Etxt~

Rhage Ghardian 
~txt~ We need to get Fritz back, like now!! and I am liking the way you are thinking Xhex ~etxt~

Phury Ghardian
 ~txt~ is that a reference to my hair Cop~etxt~

Rhage Ghardian
 ~txt~ Love when you agree with me Cop, you get that warm look in your eyes and a blush to your cheeks 

*grins*

~etxt~

Zszadist Ghardian 

*rolls eyes*

~txt~ When did he take him? ~etxt~

Phury Ghardian
*I'll bet Z is rolling his eyes right now*

Xhex Ghardian 
~txt~ Sometime after I ran into Xcor and his merry band of bastards last night. ~etxt~

Wrathh Ghardian
 ~txt~ Before we can kill the motherfucking assholes, we need to find them and figure out where they're keeping Fritz. We need to pull together for a meeting. I need all of you in the study. ETA on getting here? Zszadist, Xhex and I have figured that he's been gone just over 24 hrs now. ~etxt~

Zszadist Ghardian 
~txt~ Rhage stop sending pics of your ass ~etxt~

Butch O'Neal Ghardian 
~txt~ take it whatever way you like Phury, and Rhage, kiss my butt, second thoughts don't, I know you want to do that already ~Etxt~

Phury Ghardian 
~txt~WTF were you thinking Xhex? You should have called for backup true? ~etxt~

Rhage Ghardian
~txt~ my ETA is Two shakes of a lambs tail. ~etxt~

Phury Ghardian
 ~txt~ Rhage that's just gross ~etxt~

Wrathh Ghardian 
*shit, I knew my family loved fuckin' with one another, but damn. They're worse that a bunch of giggling high school girls at their first frat party*

Wrathh Ghardian 
~txt~ Rhage, get the fuck out of the bathroom already! Mary, reign in you hellren! ~etxt~

Zszadist Ghardian 
~txt~ Xhex why aren't you dangling his balls on a keychain? ~etxt~

Phury Ghardian 

*Grabbing my shitkickers*

~txt~I can be there in seconds Wrathh~etxt~

Mary Ghardian
*Frowns down at my phone*

~txt~ He's been out of the bathroom. ~etxt~ 

*Rolls my eyes* Rhage, behave!

Wrathh Ghardian 
~txt~ Mary, you don't gotta text whatever he tells you to text. Truth is fine. ~etxt~

Xhex Ghardian
*I finish texting JM back--he's been held up with Q*

~txt~Fuck you, Phury. ~etxt~

Rhage Ghardian 
~txt~ I shit, I flush and I wash my hands, do you really think I linger? ~etxt~

Mary Ghardian 

*sighs*

~txt~ I promise, Wrathh. NOT texting what he tells me. I don't even know where he is anymore, he left the room. ~etxt~

Phury Ghardian
~txt~ Fuck You, Xhex, its the motherfucking truth ~Etxt~

Butch O'Neal Ghardian 

~txt~ On my way, V said will be on way asap, just playing with his toys haha ~Etxt~ 

*Grabbing my Ferragamos and sliding them on, I head out the Pit, hearing V cuss me as I head out, barks out a laugh* Love ya too bro, see ya up there.

Xhex Ghardian 
~txt~ You were probably too busy shopping online anyway, Phury. ~etxt~

Zszadist Ghardian
*sets phone down and turns to Bella* Fritz has been taken by Xcor. Keep Nalla from the kitchen. I don't want her to know about this. *Picking up my phone*

~txt~ I'm on my way ~ext~

Rhage Ghardian
~txting Mary~ With Fritz gone, do you want to go out to eat... say TGIFridays? ~etxt~

Phury Ghardian 
*Mutters* Fucking Female.

~txt~ I'll ignore you for now. Why did the other doggen not say anything before now? ~etxt~

Mary Ghardian
~txt~ RHAGE!!!! Now is not the time! ~etxt~

Butch O'Neal Ghardian 
*Sees Rhages text and shakes my head*

~txt~ good to see we can count on spyro when needed ~Etxt~

Xhex Ghardian
*I make it back to Wrathh's study.* Any of the bros show up yet?

Wrathh Ghardian
~txt~ Rhage, you do know that you accidentally - or on purpose - sent that message about TGI Fridays to everyone...right? ~etxt~

Wrathh Ghardian 
*hearing Xhex,I shake my head no in frustration* Knowing them, it'll be a few.

Xhex Ghardian 
I look around and then back down at my phone.* Shit, John says I need to meet him at the IM. I'm gonna have to bail on you for a few, ok?

Wrathh Ghardian 
*nodding* Go on...ain't like shit's gonna get done until everyone shows up anyway.

Rhage Ghardian 

~txt~ I need to check out the kitchen to make sure it is running OK. Will be there in a few minutes. ~etxt~

 If all there is is dog and cat food, I am going to be pissed

Butch O'Neal Ghardian
*Standing outside Wrathh's office and hearing cell go off, getting out of pocket

~txt~ WTF Rhage, think of others before your damn stomach, second thoughts, stay there as you can guard the food, coz who knows who will kidnap that too ~Etxt~ 

*Barks out a laugh and hears Wrathh growl from inside, wraps on his door and goes in* Ta-da cuz, am I the first here?

Wrathh Ghardian 
*sighing, I throw my phone on the desk. Beth comes up and starts rubbing my shoulders. I squeeze her hand and shake my head at her* Leelan, I know that our family will get to the right place in the end..but damn. Why's it always feel like I'm pulling teeth? *she squeezes my hand back and lets her laughter escape. Unable to hold back from her, I let loose a bark of laughter as well. Hearing Butch's raspy laugh on the otherside of the door, I growl. Gotta get my game face on.* Yeah, you beat everyone here. Go fig. I thought you'd be one of the last - having to coordinate your shoes to your eyebrows or something. *knowing that he flipped me off, I grin. Yeah, I wouldn't trade my family for nothing. Now we just gotta figure out how to get one of our favorite members back.* ~

XOXO!

Lover Revealed ~ Video Reveal

Dear Challa's,

A little treat for you Hump Day enjoyment which we hope takes you down memory lane with Butch and Marissa.  Watch and ENJOY!!!


Rhage?  You did AMAZING!
XOXO!

Feed, Fight, Curse ~ Story Line

Are you having a blessed Sunday, Challa's?

Just to make your Sunday a little more relaxing-check out the Story Line voted by our Fans on the BDB Unbound Fan Page.  Be lazy today!  Read!  Trust me, I'm a Nurse.  *winks*

Marissa O'Neal Ghardian

*Feeling weak and just a bit feverish, I know that it is not a cold that I have, but the need to feed. Since it has been a while since Butch and I have feed each other, and the blood loss, I have made it the need to feed so much more acute. Hands shaking as I reach in the Refrigerator for a water, I shut the door and jump when I see Butch standing at the breakfast nook staring at me with his arms crossed over his chest. Lowering my eyes, I start to walk by him and he stops my by grabbing my forearm and says to me* "When were you going to tell me that you are ready to feed?" *sighing in relief, I look up at you and my tongue darts out to wet my dry lips* I was hoping that the asking would be easier, but the longer I waited the harder it got.

Butch O'Neal Ghardian 

*I look at her and pull her close* Marissa *She closes her eyes and drops her head a little, I place my hand on her chin and lift her head up* Tahlly, look at me *She opens her eyes slowly, and I see the sadness and shame in her eyes* Tahlly, please, whatever is going on with us, you need to feed *She nods her head a little, for the fact I was looking at her closely, I would never of seen it* Come with me now *She just stares at me, I grab her hand and walk towards the couch, she walks behind me* You okay with doing it here? *Turning to look at her as she doesn't say anything* Marissa? *She glances up at me and looks at me blankly* Well, are you?

Marissa O'Neal Ghardian 

*At the sharpness in the question, I finally look up at Butch and know you are waiting for an answer. In a weak voice, that I hate even more, I say* Yes, here is fine, to be honest, I don't think that I can make it any further. *Sitting down next to you, I can feel the blood pumping through your veins and the smell of it is like the most expensive wine ever made. Licking my lips again, I look up at you from under lowered lashes when you place your wrist in front of my face. Relieved that you don't suggest that I use your neck, I am not ready for that yet. Taking your wrist in my hand, I swallow down any nerves that I have, and revert back to my upbringing, and nod my head in supplication and in the Old Language, I thank you for the life giving blood you are allowing me partake of. My fangs having elongated, pierce your flesh and I start to suck at your wrist*

Butch O'Neal Ghardian 

*Feeling her hesitate and then bite down, I hiss a little and then feel her sucking in easy little delicate mouthfuls, I lean right against her ear and whisper softly* Take all you want and need Tahlly * Feeling her bite down harder and her pulls become more urgent, I feel myself harden but knowing this is not what this is about, I shift myself a little and try to get comfy behind her. She drops back a little against my chest, taking more of my blood into her, I run my hand down her hair* That is it baby, take all you need, I hear her breath stop for a second but she carries on *I lie back a bit more against the couch and close my eyes, thinking about anything except her at my wrist right now*

Marissa O'Neal Ghardian 

*Taking in deep draws on his vein, I can feel your blood renewing me and giving me the energy that I need to heal. Looking up at you, from under my lashes, I see you resting your head against the couch; your eyes closed and head turned away from me at your wrist. I know this is hard on you too. Everything has been hard. And it is not your fault, I want to tell you, it is mine. Shaking my head, as I take a finial pull on your vein and I extract my fangs; I tell myself that it is no me either, it is the Omega's fault, but he is not here for me to be mad out so I have to flay myself. Licking the punctures closed, I lean back and let out a sigh as I close my eyes briefly* Thank you again. For everything. For standing by me, for being with me when we talked to Wrathh and *I falter, then taking a deep breath, to get the rest out* for most of all, Thank you for saving me when I was in the *waves to the vicinity of the bathroom* tub. *Starting to rub my wrists absently, I turn my head away*

Butch O'Neal Ghardian 

*Turning my head to look at you as you turn away from me, I speak quietly as my voice doesn't want to come out* I will always save you Tahlly, even when you think you don't need saving *Pulling my arm from around you, I pull myself up off the couch and go to stand up, she looks up at me with such sadness "What about you?" I look at her and try to speak, trying to not let my emotions give me away to what I really want from her but now we are so not ready for this* What about me?

Marissa O'Neal Ghardian 

*Hating the distance that is between us, but not sure how to deal with it; I know that you are hurting too, I can hear the pain in your question and I need to fix that. Starting to talk, just saying what is on my mind. Staring straight ahead, I begin to talk to you for the first time since it happened* I didn't do it to leave you, or to hurt you. *shaking my head* I would never ever do that. I... you... I would never leave you. *sighing and rubbing my hands on my slacks to get rid of the dampness.* You are my world. You are my life. *turning to look at you, beseechingly* You need to believe me. The last thing that I would do is leave you alone. *standing starting to pace and I start to tap my head, hard, with my finger* He was in here...*tap tap tap* Here... telling me things that are not here and now, but old... old feelings of unworthiness... the self hatred and the feelings of not belonging... He found that and he brought it to the forefront. *Looking up at you* Yes was I worn down? Yes! Was I in a great place at that moment? NO! *walking to stand in front of you, I look you in the eyes* Did I want to talk to you too and have you help me through that rough patch... Dear Scribe Virgin, YES! I reached for my phone and realized that I left it in Safe Place. Did I want you? *whispers* Yes! So what about you? You are everything to me, you are my life, you are my world!

Butch O'Neal Ghardian 

*Feeling her very words punch me right in the chest and stab at my heart, it stops for a little while, I look into those blue eyes I love and know so well. Then close my eyes and think about all she has said, then look at her* But you have left me, do you not see that ...... *Catching my breath a little and then ease it down a bit as I fee my chest pumping hard for air* If I never found you when I did in the tub, you would of been lost to me and gone from my life, forever, you say you would never do that on purpose and I understand where you was but you would of been gone *She looks at me and I see her eyes filling with tears, she goes to touch me, and I back away from her* You say you felt worthless and like you used too, well imagine how I feel right now, you made me feel worthless, less than that *Dropping my head and feeling my heart beating so fast from the anger and my fangs elongating from hunger, I back away from her even more as she steps towards me, my ass hitting against V's desk, biting into my leg, I let out a hiss and try to hide my fangs from her*

Marissa O'Neal Ghardian 

*Taking a step forward, I stop when you back up against Vishous's desk. Taking a deep breath, I let out* I am sorry. *not knowing what else to say, I sigh and back away, not wanting to crowd you if you don't want me here. Starting to back way, I come up short when I hit the end table and I knock over the lamp. Making a grab for it, instead of placing it back, I look at it, then at the table, then at the lamp. Tightening my grip on the lamp, feeling my anger at everything... the Omega, the cutting, the whole Wellsandra Wing at Safe Place, the feelings of worthlessness that we both feel, I feel this overwhelming force build up in me. At first I have no clue what it is, I start to shake, my breath hitches and I have only one way to release it. Taking the lamp in my hand, I lift it over my shoulder and throw it against the wall and starts to yell* MOTHERFUCKER! *grabbing the lead ashtray, I toss that too, followed by a glass. Glancing around, my eyes land on the Foosball table, I stalk over to that and tip it over on it's side.* You cocksucking, motherfucking, whoreson... *going next for the poker table, I reach my arm out and clear it with one fell swoop. Breathing heavy, I vaguely hear you call out* "Tahlly... Rissa... Stop!" *Turning on you, arms at my sides, hands in fists, I bear my fangs*

Butch O'Neal Ghardian 

*Watching her for a while as she starts to trash the Pit and then hearing all the profanities that leave her mouth, I walk over to her and finally get her attention, but as she looks at me, her fangs are bared at me* Tahlly, calm down *She just growls at me and pushes me hard, I stumble backwards and my legs catch the arm of the couch, I fall back onto it and growl at her, well not so much her but at the fact I let her get me like this, my lips peeling back and baring my fangs at her, they are throbbing too as I know I need feeding but won't let her see that, I slam my head back against the seat of the couch and let out a deep breath* Do what you want Marissa, I don't want to fight anymore, I don't have it in me anymore, trash the place if it makes you feel better *Closing my eyes as I feel them start to water, not wanting her to see my tears, I hear her move and know she is getting closer to me, not caring right now if she hits me or not, if it makes her feel better, then all the better*

Marissa O'Neal Ghardian 

*Your tears hit me as nothing else would. Stopping, breathing heavy, I look around at the mess I created. Yes I created and I sigh. Feeling your weakened state and at this rate we are not getting anything accomplished, except building up more walls, I walk over to where you are laying on the sofa. Bringing my wrist to one of my fangs, I score it so that the blood starts to make its way to the surface. Watching your nostrils flare, I take my wrist, my mixture of your life's blood and my own, and I place it at your mouth* Drink! *It is only thing I say. It is the only think I can say. As your lips cover my wrist, then you fangs puncture deep and you start to take in deep droughts, I reach over and run my hands through your hair and along you jaw to your ear and back into you thick hair. You lean into my hand and I sigh again and would let you drink me dry if it would fix anything, but I know it wouldn't*

Butch O'Neal Ghardian 

*My thoughts scattering as I taste her blood, my body coming to life and feeling myself harden again, I fight it down but know right now, I can't, I feel my hips jack off the couch but Marissa stays right where she is, I open my eyes and look at her, my eyes going wide as I see the look on her face. I take another couple of deep pulls and then retract my fangs, watching her closely as I run my tongue along her wrist and seal her up. She slowly pulls her arm away from me and pulls down her sleeve, she looks around the room, I close my eyes and turn my head away from her, whispering* You can leave if you wish too, and thank you for that *Hearing her breath catch as if she wants to say something but then stops, I suddenly smell my bonding scent hit my nostrils "Fuck!" my head turning automatically back to look at her, as I feel her hand on my face, I blink once at her and then see the look in her eyes* I am sorry for all that has happened, I so want this to stop *Placing a hand over my chest and rubbing it across my heart*

Marissa O'Neal Ghardian 

*Hearing what I take as a dismissal, my heart starts to pound. Taking in a sharp breathe, trying to stop the pain that descends upon me, I close my eyes. All of a sudden, I start to smell your bonding sent, and it dawns on me what has been missing for the past few days... your bonding scent. Reaching over to run my hand over your face. I hear your words of apology, and I slowly start to shake my head* I too want it to stop, the blame the self loathing, the pain. *feeling your soft waves flowing thru my fingers, I realize that this is the first time that I have voluntarily touched you.* I ... I... *swallowing hard as I lean in closer to you. I whisper against your lips* I love you, Butch *my lips softly touch yours and I hear a low growl*

Butch O'Neal Ghardian 

*Feeling your lips against mine, I almost jack off the couch, closing my eyes as I hear your words, I feel m hands lift of their own accord and grab the sides of your face, pulling your mouth closer to mine, as I place a kiss against your mouth, I speak between each kiss* I *Kissing you* Love *Kissing you again* You *Kissing you once again* Tahlly *Kissing you a little harder this time, and my tongue permission into your mouth, feeling your mouth open and your tongue start to duel with mine, I let my hands travel down your body and my arms wrap around you. Suddenly feeling your body fall against mine, I gasp into your mouth and feel my fangs elongate again* Rissa .....

Marissa O'Neal Ghardian 

*Answering you with the same passion and longing* Butch *running my tongue over your fang, and drawing blood, I tangle with your tongue and the blood mingles* I *kisses* need *kisses* to *kisses* feel again *tilts my face and leans my body so that it is hard to tell where you end and I begin. Growling low, I pull way and hike up my shirt and toss it on top of the broken glass on the floor* I need to feel you, now *grabbing at your shirt I rip it trying to get it off, hearing you chuckle and say chidingly "Tahlly, slow down", I smile* I can't I need you now! *leaning on your chest, running my hand up your pecs, I hover over your lips, barely touching, I whisper* Make me feel again.

Butch O'Neal Ghardian 

*Grabbing her face softly* I will baby but ..... *Stopping as she scowls at me, I grin at her, she leans down and takes my mouth, before he knows it, I flip us over and hover above her body. Growling from deep within me at her body, I lean forward and place a kiss against her throat, then start kissing my way down her body, till I reach her breasts. Taking her left breast into my mouth and lathing her nipple through the satin fabric of her bra, and my hand gently rolling her right nipple between my thumb and finger, she arches below me and pushes her breasts closer to me, and my eyes looking up at her as she starts to moan with pleasure "Butch!" I smile a little as I continue, growling a little as I lathe her nipple some more* I forgot how good you feel *Then my body hardens as I smell the most beautiful scent in the whole world, the ocean. Sliding my free hand down her body and sliding it under her clothes and into her panties, my body jerking as I feel her slick core* Fuck!

Marissa O'Neal Ghardian 

Yes! That... I need that. *Arching up as I feel you insert a finger into my wet core* FFS... Nallum! MORE! *feeling your finger start to move, in and out, in and out; you tongue lathe my breasts, first the left then the right. As you talk the whole areola into your mouth and you suck hard, you insert a second finger inside me, I let out a moan* The Scribe Virgin, Yes, More? *Reaching for you, I run my hands over your shoulders and I reach for your back where you have my name carved into your back, digging my nails into your back, I hear a groan escape your mouth and that pushes me over the edge, I orgasm fast and hard; digging my heels in the sofa, I arch up and feel you insert a 3rd finger* Ohhh Butch! *bringing your head up to my mouth, you capture the sounds of my second release in your mouth*

Butch O'Neal Ghardian 

*Feeling your core tighten around my fingers and hearing your groan into my mouth, nearly pushes me over the edge, feeling my own orgasm race to the end of my cock. I stop it just in time, waiting till you finish your release, I look at you through hooded eyes* Tahlly, I have missed so much, I have missed you more than I ever thought was possible *She smiles at me with that glow I love so much on her, lifting off her,I see her look at me in confusion as I pick her up* I think we need to take this to our bedroom now, what I want to do to you will take a while and I don't think you want Vishous and Jane seeing what I am doing to you, true? *Smiling at her as she blushes, I wrap my arms around her and kiss her as I carry her into our room, growling low* You are not leaving this room for at least the next *Looking at my watch* 12 hours, okay *Hearing her giggle as I reach the door, kicking it open and literally throwing her on our bed. Kicking the door shut as I look her over, licking my lips* I am so gonna to enjoy this. ~

XOXO!

Marissa meets the Omega ~ A Collection of Story Lines

Good evening, Challa's:

Something very interesting went down in the Mansion behind the Mhis.  What ever happened if Marissa came face-to-face with the Omega?  How about the aftermath?

Now you can find out.

Marissa Meets the Omega a BDB Unbound SL (1) by Ehlena Ghardian

BIG Black Dagger Brotherhood News

 

FOR THOSE THAT WANT, THE SPOILERS FROM THE CINCINNATI EVENT…

Next book is about Wrath and Beth and is called The King – it will be about him having a heir…

We will see more of Murhder but it involves Xhex… more when the timing is right

Saxton – Big keep reading!

Rhage and Mary’s novella. JR is about 146 pages in, just has to finish it.

Next Angels book is called Possession and cover was shown

Lassiter will get a book when he’s ready – he opens up a whole story line and she’s not sure whether he’ll feature in BDB or Fallen Angels (she didn’t say both ;) )

Movies? She’s focused on the books but would only happen with someone who could do the books justice.

She doesn’t know how Layla’s pregnancy will go – a KEEP READING

Beth’s pregnancy may be more in line with humans given she’s a half breed

Lash WILL be back she just doesn’t know when – EEP!!

Is there a connection between Michael (Story of Son) and Murhder – answer “Duh!” but doesn’t know if it will be “seen” in a book.

Sola isn’t related to Manny and Butch

How will it work with Qhuinn and Blay, Layla, Xcor and the baby – KEEEEEP REEEADING!!

Did the SV create the Shadows – they are a subspecies that developed

Assail – Warden thinks he’s awesome, she’s obsessed with him and his cousins are totally effin HOT!!

There is a nexus with the Fallen Angels battle for good and the development of the BDB plotline – she thinks it could go either way but a crossover is logical

There wasn’t anything else (or anyone else) in the barrels with Luchas

Qhuinn and Luchas return to their parent’s house, Qhuinn sees Luchas as a victim and we’ll see more of Luchas

Will we find out more about the glymera female who had an orgy with the Bastards – yes!

Why didn’t we get Ehric’s twin’s name – because she writes what she sees and doesn’t know it yet

Are Sissy and Jim going to fall in love – KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP REEEEEEEEEADING!!

Will Nalla have a book so we can see lose his shit? She doesn’t know

Will Xcor turn on the Bastards for Layla – KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP REEEEEEEEEEEADING!!!

Will we find out about Butch and Manny’s father and if there are more kids – KEEEEEEEEEEEEEP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEADING!!

Layla is considered Fallen (Chosen, not angel ;) )

Will Butch be in another book? Yes, and we’ll see some closure for him and José

Are they going to expand the rules for brotherhood inductions? Yes and Blay, Payne and Xhex could be inducted in future

Were there a lot of edits for the Blay and Qhuinn sex scenes? – There was nothing edited out.

Payne can help heal the Brothers of injuries etc but he doesn’t know if Payne’s gift is with limits or has to be replenished but she WILL keep George alive (as in longer than reg dogs ;) )

No definite plans for a second Insiders’ Guide buuuuuuuut maybe in the future

Will the SV be in The King? She doesn’t know but something will need to be done with her.

Wrath still owes the SV that favor…

There WILL be more about Jane and V – she’s also talking to her publisher about revisiting each couple in full book form. (Personal Modly Woohoo here lol)

Do we know who Elan was talking to? Yes

SAXTON’S FATHER!!!!!

Will any major character die? KEEEEEEEEEEEEP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEADING!!!

Both Blay and Qhuinn release bonding scents

Is Saxton working on the full blooded heir law? Not yet

Are Tohr and Xcor brothers? Not saying a thing…

Will there be two males bonded to one female – again she ain’t talking

Are Throe’s family alive and in/be in the books? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEADING!!!!

Will Fritz get a story – she doesn’t think he can be developed into a story.

Will Havers ever be redeemed and have a story? NO!!!

Will Havers be in The King and deliver Wrath and Beth’s baby – KEEP READING (but over the WARDen’s dead body!!!)

Is Sola human? 100%, absolutely human.

Is Xhex living in the mansion with John Matthew? Yep, they have worked through their issues :D

Will we see Layla’s baby soon? Yes.

Do we know about the coffins in the garage? Not yet but she *thinks* it may come up in The King

Is Phury going to do better by the Chosen? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEP REEEEEEEEEEEEEADING!!

Is Eddie coming back? We’ll see him buuuuuuuuuuut KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP REEEEADING!!!

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XOXO!!

Story Line ~ The Potato Launcher

Hello, dearest Challa's.  

This Story Line was voted on by the Fans of the Fan Page for their favorite Story Line in a two week period.  Read on and see exactly why.

**Links for Facebook profiles and also our Fan Page is already placed in each of our charrie's names.

Just click it and VOILA! 

Vishous Ghardian

*Grins up at Cop as he tosses a huge sack of potatoes on the ground next to me.* This will be fun true? *Unable to remember the last time we were able to do this, as if Butch can read my thoughts I hear the male say "Can you remember the last time we did this?" Looking back at the gun before me, finishing attaching the tank while I talk.* Sure...it was before Phury left for the camp....and took our launcher with him. *Muttering under my breath at how much of a sour puss the male was. All we did was break his window a few times...no big deal true?*

Butch O'Neal Ghardian 

*Laughing* Yeah, just a few times, no big deal, true? *Seeing him smirk at me* Right, we will have fun and no one is spoiling it tonight *He nods at me as he is dropping two decent size potatoes in the launcher* Fuck, bro, where are you planning on aiming them fuckers *Seeing him swing around with the launcher in his hand* Whoa! Watch where you are pointing that thing, they might only be spuds but fuck, they will leave a mark *Hearing him snort as he aims it up to the sky "Just testing the fucker out, true?" I laugh as he lets them go, seeing them go high and wondering where they are going to land, after a while, we hear a crashing sound* Fuck V, sounds like you hit a car, at least I know it ain't the Escalade as in the garage.

Vishous Ghardian 

*Smirking as Cop mentions the Escalade being safe in the garage* Who would leave their car out on a night like tonight? What with it raining potatoes and shit. *Laughing as Cop mentions how Rhage would probably enjoy that if he could fry them.* Hope it was Manny's. *Hearing the sigh from Cop I shrug* What? It would teach him to park his car inside true? *Chuckling slightly as I load up two more spuds into the muzzle and look at him.* Wanna try? This baby definitely has a better kick then our old one. *Holding the gun out to Cop and smirking as he takes it while saying "Fuck yeah"*

Tohrment Ghardian 

*I keep hearing loud booming noises from outside the manse and after the third one, I decide I need to find out what's doing. The noise seems to be coming from the gardens, so I head in that direction. Just as I walk outside, I hear another noise and then the laughter that very definitely belongs to Vishous. Following the sound, I come up to find him passing what's obviously a launcher of some kind to Cop.* Hey, that's not our old one! Son of a bitch, that too cool!

John Matthew Ghardian 

*Been walking in the gardens and around the manse ever since my talk with Rehvenge. Which solved not a damn thing, but making me feel better for saying my piece. Well, that and maybe knowing I interrupted him, if only for a short time. Making my way back closer the thudding sounds are getting louder and louder the closer I get. What the hell is going on? As I round the corner I hear a loud crash and the sound of glass shattering. Oh shit! No way! No fucking way! That is just too perfect. Looking at Rehv's Bentley with the new air conditioning installed in the back window. And over to the far left I see the who and the why of it. * ~asl~ Hey guys! Want to know who's car you just remodeled?

Butch O'Neal Ghardian 

*Laughing as I hear Tohrment* Hey, had to improve it, true? *Seeing him stand beside me as I let off another two, seeing them go high and then hearing another crashing sound* Oops, my bad, wonder what it was this time *Shrugs, then seeing John come from the direction of the cars and say about whose car we just remodeled* Oh come on man, tell us, suspense is killing us, who did V thank for leaving their car out for him to hit? *Laughing as he says Rehvenge* Oh fuck, that is priceless, I just wish I knew what I just hit *Laughing as I feel Tohr pulling on my arm* Whaaaa ..... Oh you wanna go? *Seeing him nod at me as he puts his hand out* Well good job we have others then, isn't it, we made a few just in case one never worked, feel me? *Laughing as he spins around to look for them and seeing Vishous with one in his hands and taking aim into the air again* There she blows .... four!!! *Laughing as they all look at me and shake their heads*

Vishous Ghardian 

*Pulling the trigger and grinning as this one works just as well as the other. Looking over at Cop with a proud smile on my face* Damn we're good brother. *Laughing at Tohrment's eager expression before I hold the gun out to him. Damn he's as giddy as a school boy as he takes it, looking over and seeing John Matthew sign to Cop "Come on man let me have a turn" Having to stifle a laugh as I hear Cop say "You sure you can handle this son? This ain't a Glock true? Nudging Cop* Oh come on man let the trainee have a go...

Phury Ghardian

 *Dematting to the manse to visit my twin. I look through out the manse. Hearing laughter outside in the garden I make my way there. Stepping outside I see my brothers standing there with guns and not the typical gun but a fucking potato launcher. Shaking my head I thought I took the launcher when I left. At closer inspection those are ummmm what the hell did Cop do to those. It is as if he adds shit to them. More high tech. It figures. Yelling * Hey guys *they all turn with guns aimed at me.* Hey hey turn those fuckers the other way.

Tohrment Ghardian 

*I take the launcher from V before John can get it and look it over.* This piece is outstanding! *I load the launcher, giggling like a little kid. It's been ages since I've played with one. As I hear Phury yelling at us to turn the other way, I launch a potato in his general direction and hear him yell "Fuck!"* Did I hit him? *V shakes his head no but we are both laughing so hard we can hardly stand. John seizes the moment and steals the launcher out of my hand.* Hey!

John Matthew Ghardian 

*Grabbing the launcher out of Tohrment's hands while he's busy laughing at Phury and Phury is busy cussing him out. I run my hands over this fine piece of equipment. Glancing over at Vishous.* ~asl~ Trainee huh? You do know what an expert marksmen I am, true? You want to see who's got better aim? *He shrugs all casual and places his hand roll in his mouth as he says "loud em up". *Pointing to the top of the fence with the barbed wire surrounding the manse.* ~asl~ See the gargoyle statue? Lets see who can knick the tip of its ear the closest. Ready, aim....fire!

Butch O'Neal Ghardian 

*Watching as John and Vishous take aim at the gargoyles* Seriously boys, watch the fucking windows *Seeing them both side glance at me and grin* I mean it, Wrathh said anymore windows and we would pay for it with, his fucking words were 'pay with your lives' *Seeing them shrug at me and continue to aim at them* Oh well, adds to the fun, true? *Reaching inside the bag on the floor and grabbing the other one and taking aim too, watching as all three of us aim at the same gargoyle and seeing John's spud hit his chest, V hits it straight in the face, with mine hitting his face too* Woohoo, go us!

Vishous Ghardian *High fives Cop before turning to look at John Matthew* You were saying....trainee? *Seeing the annoyed look on his face I smirk* It's alright kid, takes years to get as good as Cop and I true? You'll get there. *Watching as Tohrment takes the gun from JM's hands after patting his shoulder. Seeing the glee in Tohr's eyes right before Phury comes over and grabs the gun. Laughing as Phury aims the empty gun at Tohr and says something about see how he likes it.* Alright now ladies...can we just play nice?

Phury Ghardian 

*Shakes head no he deserves it sorry man. Reaching down for a potato and loading it, seeing Tohrment try to hide behind Cop. Cop shoves him out of the way in my direct line of sight. Telling him to take his punishment like a male. I pull the trigger and it jams, man what the fuck.....

Tohrment Ghardian 

*I dive behind Cop as I see Phury aim the fucking launcher at me, but bust out laughing as soon as it jams.* That's too classic! *I get up and grab the launcher from him, then pound the butt of it until we hear a pop. I swing it around and pull the trigger, not really aiming like I should. The sound of glass breaking shatters the air and then Vishous is literally jumping in the air screaming "It's Manny's car!" * Oh. Shit.

John Matthew Ghardian 

*Tohrment practically throws the launcher at me and I want to shove it back, but can't bring myself to do it.* ~asl~ I'm not taking the blame for that. Hell no! Is there a car left in the compound that you guys haven't hit? *Loading up another round I take a look around at something else to aim at. Looking up at the top of the mansion is the weather vein that is slowly spinning with the light wind that is blowing. let me show these fuckers how good I am. Taking aim, I pull the trigger and "BAM" I hit it and watch it spin! Doing a small victory arm pump I grin back at the guys with my chest puffed out in pride. ~asl~ Was that a great shot or what? *They all look at me and shrug and go back to laughing about Manny's car. Well , fuck! They didn't even see!

Butch O'Neal Ghardian 

*Watching John jump around the garden like a little girl, we all look at him and continue what we are doing* Well, what can we say, we are just great shots, true? *Looking at JM and then Phury* Well maybe not you two but oh well, we can't all be great at everything *Hearing Tohrment and Vishous burst out laughing as JM flips me off* No little guy, you do it this way *Flipping him off as I aim the launcher at him and watching as he starts running fast across the garden, taking aim just behind him and watching as a potato hits the ground just behind him* That's the way you do it *Hearing Tohr tell me to be careful, look at him* I won't hit him, I promise, just fun, aiming well behind him, believe it or not, was trained for this. *Grins*

Phury Ghardian 

* Watching as Cop takes a shot at John. I Walk up to Vishous man you guys are going to be dead when Rehvenge and Manny see what you all did to their cars. I watch as V nods but he doesn't seem all too concerned.* Look man I am going to head inside to see if I can find Zszadist. Let me know how it goes and if we need to perform any fade ceremonies for you guys especially after Rehvenge sees his car. Man, you guys are dead. *Laughing as I tell my brothers I will see them later. I head back into the manse.*

John Matthew Ghardian 

*after Butch takes that last shot at me I decide I've had enough for the night and give them all a high flying bird bird, when I hear Tohrment yell out "Hold up a minute son and I'll head in with you" When he catches up he puts his arm around my shoulder and tells me that was a damn fine shot.* ~asl~ Thanks. Come on lets go inside. I don't want to be out here when Rehvenge or Manny get a look at their cars.

Vishous Ghardian 

*Smirks as Cop starts bawking like a chicken as John Matthew, Tohrment and Phury all run away to the manse. Shaking my head as I clasp Cop on the shoulder* Just like old times right my brother? *Grinning as he nods and goes to pick up the two other guns. Looking at the one in my hand and glancing at the manse then back to Cop. Seeing the sly smirk on his face as once again he seems to have read my mind* Once more shouldn't hurt true? *Grinning as Cop grabs one more potato and loads it into the gun in my hands. Holding it up and aiming at Blaylock and Saxton's room just because it happens to be on this side of the manse. Hearing cop count down and pressing the trigger as he yells fire. We stand there for a few moments before we hear the sweet sound of success, the shattering of glass. Quickly we grab the remaining potatoes, the other two guns and high tail it back to the Pit. Laughing the whole way.....yep, just like old times.*~

XOXO!