Wrath is trying to get the word out that Fritz got Doggen-napped and that a meeting is needed...but it's just another typical texting session. ~ Story Line

Dear Challa's,

Until July 10th, we're doing something special and sharing some of our favorite Story Lines of the year that previously didn't make it onto the blog.

In this one, Fritz has been Doggen-napped by the Bastards and Wrath is trying to get the word out.

Originally posted:  September 17th, 2012

Who nominated it:  Rhage

ENJOY!

Wrathh Ghardian

*after Xhex leaves, and after realizing Xcor now has the one thing that keeps this place and family together, I know that the next step is to NOT go tearing after Fritz by myself but to notify everyone in the manse of his disappearance. We need to get together for a meeting, amongst other shit. Pulling my phone from my pocket, I get Siri up and going* Siri, write message to group: Everyone.

~txt~ Yo, everyone! Fritz has gone missing - and our favorite Bastard's got him. Give me what you got and where you are. This takes top priority. ~etxt~

Rhage Ghardian 

*Picking up the phone, I see the message and start to type*

~txt~ I am in the bathroom if you must know... where are you?  ~etxt~

Zszadist Ghardian 

*my cell vibrates across the nightstand as I finish pulling on my shitkickers. Picking it up, I see it's from Wrathh.*

~txt~ Rhage put Wrathh's phone back. ~etxt~ 

*rolling my eyes* Of all the things to joke about.

Mary Ghardian 

*Grabbing my phone, I gasp at the message*

~txt~ I'm in the bedroom, waiting for Rhage to get out of the bathroom. ~etxt~

Rhage Ghardian 

~txt~ That wasn't from me 

*flush, and look at Mary, That explains the mess in the kitchen... * 

WTF!! Z I would never kid about food ~etxt~

Wrathh Ghardian 

*listening to the responses, I bury my head in my hands*

 ~txt Rhage~ What the fuck, asshat? Keepin' it classy, as always. You could have waited until you got OUT. ~etxt~

Butch O'Neal Ghardian
*Hearing my cell go off, I grab it off the side and see its off Wrathh* What the fuck?

~txt~ Who has his cell now? Damn it Rhage, stop messing about. This ain't even damn funny. ~Etxt~ 

*Shoving my cell in my pocket*

Wrathh Ghardian 

~txt ALL~ Not a joke, Fritz has been taken by Xcor. No more toilet texting. ~etxt~

Rhage Ghardian 

~txt~ You ask a dumb question Sire, you get a smartassed answer... ~etxt~

Wrathh Ghardian 

*grumbling to myself at Butch's text* What the fuck is the use of this shit if no one believes the REAL emergencies?

Phury Ghardian 

*Shopping on the net for some new clothes my phone vibrates in my pocket. Taking it out my jaw drops as I begin to read.*

~txt~ You have got to be shitting me. I’m at the Camp but can demat over in a few seconds.~etxt~

Xhex Ghardian 

*I feel my phone vibrate and I glance down at Wrathh's text. I know what's going down is real but can't believe that asshat Rhage is fucking around again. I move outside the manse, waiting for John Matthew to text me to see what's up.*

Wrathh Ghardian 

~txt~ Stop with the shitting already!!!! ~etxt~

Mary Ghardian 

*Hearing the toilet flush I look up at the sound* Rhage! Seriously? Can't you keep the door shut while you go? *Waving a hand in front of my face*

~Txt~ Rhage is out! ~Etxt~

Rhage Ghardian 

~txt~ Why does everyone think I would steal the kings phone and send out a text message? Oh... LMAO, I would do that, true? ~etxt~

Wrathh Ghardian 

*hearing Mary's text, I just smack my forehead with my phone*

~txt~ Alright, one more time. I do NOT need to know about Rhage's use of the damn shitter. ~etxt~

Phury Ghardian 

~txt~Rhage is in the shitter?~etxt~

Phury Ghardian 

~txt~Z, my man is the text for real or is Rhage just fucking off again?~etxt~

Mary Ghardian 

*Giggling at Phury's text, I send one back*

~Txt~ Not anymore, WTH is the deal with Fritz?! ~Etxt~

Rhage Ghardian 

*Winks at Mary* Can you text them too that I am washing my hands!!

Xhex Ghardian 
~txt~Shit, will you guys get serious?! Wrathh's not shitting us! Xcor has Fritz! ~etxt~

Zszadist Ghardian
*watching the phone dance again.* what the fuck is he doing. If he's sending another picture of his...reading the message.* Fuck!

~txt~ Did Siri screw up? ~etxt~

Wrathh Ghardian
*seriously?!? How in the hell are we still on this? Fritz has been fucking kidnapped and we're discussing Rhage's bathroom actions? Oh, damn, finally, thank the SV that Xhex chimed in*

Butch O'Neal Ghardian 
*Looking around as I hear Vishous growling from behind me muttering something about killing Rhage* Hey V, do you think Rhage would do summat this sick? I mean damn, even this is a bit far fetched for him and he knows there is only one way this is gonna end when Wrathh gets hold of him *Grabbing my cell back out of my pocket, I send another text*

 ~txt~ I so do not wanna know dragon butt is in the shitter, for fucks sake man, way TMI. Can we get to serious biz here? WTF is deal about Fritz missing? ~Etxt~

Phury Ghardian
~txt~Seriously they’re picking on a doggen now? Fucking Xcor~etxt~

Rhage Ghardian
~txt~ This is serious shit!

*grins*

No Fritz means no food... No food, means One hungry boy ~etxt~

Wrathh Ghardian
~txt~ Xhex had a run-in with Xcor the other night. He had a message for me. Some shit about me keeping an eye on what I hold dearest or some shit. She and I ran through it all, doggen confirmed it. Fritz is gone. ~etxt~

Butch O'Neal Ghardian 
~Txt~ FFS Rhage, only fucking you can think of your stomach when Fritz is missing ~Etxt~

Phury Ghardian 
~txt~We got a plan here? ~etxt~

Phury Ghardian 
~txt~That doggen can cook though~etxt

Xhex Ghardian
*I get a text from JM saying he'll demat to the manse after he finishes off the last of the lessers he and Qhuinn are fighting. I head back inside the manse.*

~txt~ I think we should kill the fuckers. ~etxt~

Zszadist Ghardian 

*growling*

~txt~ When? ~etxt~

Wrathh Ghardian 
~txt~ When what, Z? ~etxt~

Butch O'Neal Ghardian
~txt~ So any ideas what to do here then girlies? Love your thinking Xhex ~Etxt~

Rhage Ghardian 
~txt~ We need to get Fritz back, like now!! and I am liking the way you are thinking Xhex ~etxt~

Phury Ghardian
 ~txt~ is that a reference to my hair Cop~etxt~

Rhage Ghardian
 ~txt~ Love when you agree with me Cop, you get that warm look in your eyes and a blush to your cheeks 

*grins*

~etxt~

Zszadist Ghardian 

*rolls eyes*

~txt~ When did he take him? ~etxt~

Phury Ghardian
*I'll bet Z is rolling his eyes right now*

Xhex Ghardian 
~txt~ Sometime after I ran into Xcor and his merry band of bastards last night. ~etxt~

Wrathh Ghardian
 ~txt~ Before we can kill the motherfucking assholes, we need to find them and figure out where they're keeping Fritz. We need to pull together for a meeting. I need all of you in the study. ETA on getting here? Zszadist, Xhex and I have figured that he's been gone just over 24 hrs now. ~etxt~

Zszadist Ghardian 
~txt~ Rhage stop sending pics of your ass ~etxt~

Butch O'Neal Ghardian 
~txt~ take it whatever way you like Phury, and Rhage, kiss my butt, second thoughts don't, I know you want to do that already ~Etxt~

Phury Ghardian 
~txt~WTF were you thinking Xhex? You should have called for backup true? ~etxt~

Rhage Ghardian
~txt~ my ETA is Two shakes of a lambs tail. ~etxt~

Phury Ghardian
 ~txt~ Rhage that's just gross ~etxt~

Wrathh Ghardian 
*shit, I knew my family loved fuckin' with one another, but damn. They're worse that a bunch of giggling high school girls at their first frat party*

Wrathh Ghardian 
~txt~ Rhage, get the fuck out of the bathroom already! Mary, reign in you hellren! ~etxt~

Zszadist Ghardian 
~txt~ Xhex why aren't you dangling his balls on a keychain? ~etxt~

Phury Ghardian 

*Grabbing my shitkickers*

~txt~I can be there in seconds Wrathh~etxt~

Mary Ghardian
*Frowns down at my phone*

~txt~ He's been out of the bathroom. ~etxt~ 

*Rolls my eyes* Rhage, behave!

Wrathh Ghardian 
~txt~ Mary, you don't gotta text whatever he tells you to text. Truth is fine. ~etxt~

Xhex Ghardian
*I finish texting JM back--he's been held up with Q*

~txt~Fuck you, Phury. ~etxt~

Rhage Ghardian 
~txt~ I shit, I flush and I wash my hands, do you really think I linger? ~etxt~

Mary Ghardian 

*sighs*

~txt~ I promise, Wrathh. NOT texting what he tells me. I don't even know where he is anymore, he left the room. ~etxt~

Phury Ghardian
~txt~ Fuck You, Xhex, its the motherfucking truth ~Etxt~

Butch O'Neal Ghardian 

~txt~ On my way, V said will be on way asap, just playing with his toys haha ~Etxt~ 

*Grabbing my Ferragamos and sliding them on, I head out the Pit, hearing V cuss me as I head out, barks out a laugh* Love ya too bro, see ya up there.

Xhex Ghardian 
~txt~ You were probably too busy shopping online anyway, Phury. ~etxt~

Zszadist Ghardian
*sets phone down and turns to Bella* Fritz has been taken by Xcor. Keep Nalla from the kitchen. I don't want her to know about this. *Picking up my phone*

~txt~ I'm on my way ~ext~

Rhage Ghardian
~txting Mary~ With Fritz gone, do you want to go out to eat... say TGIFridays? ~etxt~

Phury Ghardian 
*Mutters* Fucking Female.

~txt~ I'll ignore you for now. Why did the other doggen not say anything before now? ~etxt~

Mary Ghardian
~txt~ RHAGE!!!! Now is not the time! ~etxt~

Butch O'Neal Ghardian 
*Sees Rhages text and shakes my head*

~txt~ good to see we can count on spyro when needed ~Etxt~

Xhex Ghardian
*I make it back to Wrathh's study.* Any of the bros show up yet?

Wrathh Ghardian
~txt~ Rhage, you do know that you accidentally - or on purpose - sent that message about TGI Fridays to everyone...right? ~etxt~

Wrathh Ghardian 
*hearing Xhex,I shake my head no in frustration* Knowing them, it'll be a few.

Xhex Ghardian 
I look around and then back down at my phone.* Shit, John says I need to meet him at the IM. I'm gonna have to bail on you for a few, ok?

Wrathh Ghardian 
*nodding* Go on...ain't like shit's gonna get done until everyone shows up anyway.

Rhage Ghardian 

~txt~ I need to check out the kitchen to make sure it is running OK. Will be there in a few minutes. ~etxt~

 If all there is is dog and cat food, I am going to be pissed

Butch O'Neal Ghardian
*Standing outside Wrathh's office and hearing cell go off, getting out of pocket

~txt~ WTF Rhage, think of others before your damn stomach, second thoughts, stay there as you can guard the food, coz who knows who will kidnap that too ~Etxt~ 

*Barks out a laugh and hears Wrathh growl from inside, wraps on his door and goes in* Ta-da cuz, am I the first here?

Wrathh Ghardian 
*sighing, I throw my phone on the desk. Beth comes up and starts rubbing my shoulders. I squeeze her hand and shake my head at her* Leelan, I know that our family will get to the right place in the end..but damn. Why's it always feel like I'm pulling teeth? *she squeezes my hand back and lets her laughter escape. Unable to hold back from her, I let loose a bark of laughter as well. Hearing Butch's raspy laugh on the otherside of the door, I growl. Gotta get my game face on.* Yeah, you beat everyone here. Go fig. I thought you'd be one of the last - having to coordinate your shoes to your eyebrows or something. *knowing that he flipped me off, I grin. Yeah, I wouldn't trade my family for nothing. Now we just gotta figure out how to get one of our favorite members back.* ~

XOXO!