An era of Boo ~ A Collection of Two Storylines

Honestly, the title gives it all away.

These Storylines were voted for by you-BDB Unbound fans.

Enjoy!

Jane Ghardian

*The last few hours in the early morning are always the longest. They really drag on. All the rooms are cleaned, so I sit down at my desk and look at the stack of files to be updated. I let out a deep sigh and pull up the first file to put in the updates. A few minutes pass. I start humming along with the radio that's on low. Out of the corner of my eye I see a movement. I peek around my computer and don't see anything. A few minutes later I see two green eyes peek from around a corner. Boo? What the? He never comes down here. I don't say anything or acknowledge that he's here. I continue my typing and keep a sly watchful eye, curious as to what exactly he's up to.*

Boo Ghardian 

*I've followed the smell here. The smell of food. The smell of happiness. The smell of... sniffing the air, yup, BACON. Basically the best thing in the world besides well....

MOI.

Sniffing the air some more as I paw open the glass doors and enter the Infirmary ALL the way, careful of my tail, I will find the smell. I will find the bacon. It's MINE*

Jane Ghardian 

*I continue to type as he slowly makes his way around the entire room. After watching a minutes I notice that each time he comes to a drawer or cabinet he stops and sniffs. He's looking for something? What would he be looking for? Dodgy? But he hasn't been down here in a while. I don't have any food down here only hot cocoa. I finished with one file and move on to the next. I keep watching as he continues to make his way around the room.*

Boo Ghardian 

*Pawing open a cabinet, the thoughts of bacon forgotten as I see something in there. Is that...... YARN?? Fur really? YARN? Or is it string? SOMETHING. I need it! I NEED it. NOW. Nudging the drawer open more, looking inside as I browse.... whoa, IT IS. SCORE!!! Taking it in my muzzle, and chewing as I lower myself down... THE FUCK? It's... STUCK. It's stuck on my face. It's... sticky.

What sweet hell is this?!*

Jane Ghardian 

*I notice him getting into a cabinet. A few seconds later he comes out with the tap stuck to his face. I try my damnedest not to laugh. Not to make any noise at all. Where the hell is my phone? I need a picture of this. I search my pockets. Nope. Damn I left it in the file room. I close my eyes and have to focus myself so I don't laugh. I clear my throat and get back to typing and wait to see if he comes over for help.*

Boo Ghardian 

*Trying my best to get it off... OMG, I'm forever tangled in this web. This is how I'm going to go. I can see the headlines now:

Boo Boo dies tragically in HELL

Front page also! Now if only I could read.... but then again, it wouldn't EVEN matter!!! I would be dead... hello, dead people can't.. THERE'S JANE. Jane's dead! Maybe I could be a ghost too!!!*

Jane Ghardian 

*I watch as he frantically paws at his face until one of his paws gets stuck too. I cover my mouth to mute the giggle. Damn I really wish I had my camera. He starts trying to use the floor to help pry it off of his face. After a few minutes he gives up and just lays there. Spread out on the floor with the tape stuck to his face and his paw stuck to the tap. I decide to finally help him. I push my chair back and go around my desk. I look down at him. He doesn't make any eye contact but his tail flicks slightly. I laugh a little then wait for him to look at me.*

Boo Ghardian 

*I am dead. Dying. Starvation. Oh, the Scribe Virgin is going to come for my SOUL. Blinking and looking around until I catch eyes with Jane... WHOA, she caspered over to me. I've seen Casper before so of course, she's like him. She's not stinky, unless she's been snuggling with V. Help.... please........?*

Jane Ghardian 

*He lets out a very faint "Meof". I bend down and gently remove his paw from the tape, then the tape from his face.* Now, what are you doing down here? There is no Dodger and no food. I doubt you came to visit. *He sits there looking around more. I roll my eyes and go back to my desk to continue my files. Still clueless as to why he is in here anyway.*

Boo Ghardian 

*After silently praying to the Scribe Virgin my release from tape hell, I tilt my head to the side and look up at her. Bacon. I followed the bacon and it led me here. But there's a teeny tiny problem, there's NO bacon. Not at all. This isn't even remotely FUNNY. I came. I saw. I need FOOD*

Jane Ghardian 

*After a few seconds of sitting down I watch as he slowly makes his way back towards the door where he stops.* There's no food anywhere down here. Furry tail to the main house. I'm sure Fritz has bacon for you. * I roll my eyes again. I think I just need to call it a night. I'm having a conversation with the fucking cat.*~

Vishous Ghardian

*Sitting at my desk messing around on YouTube while I wait for the various scans to finish when I come across a random video entitled "Cat In A Shark Costume Chases A Duck While Riding A Roomba". What the fuck? Clicking on it I watch as it's literally a cat...dressed a shark....riding a Roomba....chasing a duck. A wicked smirk coming to my face as I get a brilliant idea. Practically leaping from my desk chair and running to the closet. Digging through all the shit we have in here.* Seriously Cop how many fucking coats does one male need? There you are.... *Pulling out the box and blowing the dust off it. We've had this for a while true? Opening the box and taking out the Roomba before quickly putting batteries in it and looking around the room.* Now where did Jane put that costume she got for Dodger and Boo.....*Walking to our room to see if it's there.*

Boo Ghardian 

*Retina scanner!? Eat BALLS!!! Blinking away the lightening flashes in my eyes, the world still spinning as I belly crawl in the room. I really think they should just do away with that and just put in a CAT door! Finally my vision clears and BAM I'm looking around the now.... vacant Pit. Weirdos. If I had a super cool hangout, I'd be plopped on the couch, watching TV. Then again.... sticking to the shadows and paddling over to the couch, I jump up onto it as my claw hits the remote. Baseball. BORING!*

Vishous Ghardian 

*Coming back from Jane's and my room with the costume in my hand and looking over at the TV with a raised brow.* I don't remember having that on....*Walking towards the couch and seeing Boo sitting there. The smirk widening on my face as I look down at the cat* Ahh just the feline I wanted to see. *Watching as he tilts his head to the side and meows at me before I reach down and pick him up.* No fussing and this will be painless true? *Holding the cat in one arm and the Shark costume in the other as I begin to work it over his head*

Boo Ghardian 

*Shaking and trying to get out of V's grasp as he holds me like I owe him money!!! Just take it off Tohrment's credit Card and be done with moi, you fiend!!! Finally, he puts me back on the couch and I glare up at him. Dude... I am... a shark. This is kinda cool. I've seen Jaws and P.S. the shark basically wins at life!! Sighing inwardly and turning back towards the tv, feeling like I can take on the world... suddenly I'm BACK in V's arms and he has a smirk on his face*

Vishous Ghardian 

*Walking back towards the kitchen where I left the Roomba and shaking my head. I think Boo needs to lay off the bacon, that costume was a large and it still barely fit on him. Taking the Roomba off the counter and putting it on the floor, then putting the cat on top of it before turning the thing on and taking a step back.*

Boo Ghardian
*Suddenly, I start to move. As in, I'm not doing anything to MOVE my body. What kind of sweet hell is THIS?! Widening my feline eyes as I zoom across the floor, meowing loudly to deaf ears, even AS V puts on the Jaws theme TO drown out the sound. Why DO this to moi?! What did I ever do to YOU besides you know... be more handsome!*

Vishous Ghardian 

*Dying laughing as the Roomba continues to do it's job and clean up the kitchen, the living room, under the Foosball table. The look on the cat's face is fucking priceless and the synchronization with the theme music from Jaws is perfect if I do say so myself. I jump over the couch to grab one of the camera's we have lying around and begin to film it knowing the brothers will get a kick out of this.*

Boo Ghardian 

*Suddenly, we're heading towards the wall. ABORT, ABORT, ABORT!!! This is NOT cool!! Blinking, too stunned to move even as we bump HARD and then... it turns around heading towards the other wall. OMSV, REALLY?! What would BooShark do in this predicament? Calming myself, all but my tail twitching, I glare up in V's direction EVEN as he videos me, my claws unsheathed. Swiping at his shitkickers on my way by, I miss... I MISSED*

Vishous Ghardian 

*Laughing even louder as Boo crouches down on all fours, the head of the shark costume completely blocking his own. I continue to film as I walk over and reach into the box to see if there's anything else. Grinning widely as I pull out a small remote. Oh this is way too good true? Pushing a button having no idea what is going to happen and nearly falling over as the Roomba begins to move in a small circle over and over and over again. My sides beginning to hurt from laughing so hard.*

Boo Ghardian 

*Around and around and around... where BooShark stops? Nobody will know!! Suddenly hiting the wall again, still going in circles, my eyes darting around the room. My belly starts to feel funny. Making eye contact with V before opening my muzzle and EVERYTHING coming out, including my breakfast that consists of bacon and slim jims, which of course goes in a circle too. I meow even more loudly, suddenly... hungry*

Vishous Ghardian 

Fuck cat! *Just as I'm about to stop the thing I watch as the Roomba begins to clean up the cat's mess. After a few times going over the spot the mess is gone.* Well shit that was easy. *Pressing another button and the thing speeds off towards the living room, repeatedly hitting the couch as it tries to go under with no success* Hmmm maybe I should stop it....*Listening to the cat's insistent meows not helping anything but making it that much more hilarious.*

Boo Ghardian 

*After hitting it SEVERAL times, I've lost count because... I can't fucking count, my tail goes stick straight. DAMN YOU, VISHOUS!!! Hitting it once more, suddenly it turns and heads back towards the wall, bouncing off it once even after my tummy starts to feel weird again. I can't take this torture!!!*

Vishous Ghardian 

*After a few more moments I hear three beeps and the Roomba stops. Walking over to it I look down at the cat and shrug* Must be done cleaning. *Shutting off the camera before reaching down and quickly getting the costume off the cat. Tossing the costume and camera on the couch before picking up Boo and taking him to the door, opening it and placing him on the other side. Watching as he tries to run away but is still dizzy from his ride and wobbles from left to right. Unable to walk straight. Sighing as I can just hear what the females in the manse would say I turn around and grab the bag of bacon bits from the cabinet and walk back to the door.* Yo Boo? *He turns and hisses at me before his little nose starts to work and he cautiously walks back towards me. Crouching down I pour some Bacon Bits into the palm of my non-gloved hand and hold it out to him. As he tentatively begins to eat them I can't help but smirk as I hear him begin to purr.* See cat? We're still good true? *Leaning against the door frame as I continue to watch the feline eat.*~

XOXO!

Smell my Breath ~ Story Line

Dear Challa's,

Voted for by YOU here's the winning Story Line for the two week period.

George makes Boo Boo... smell his breath.  *winks*

Boo Ghardian

*I believe:

1. George was dropped on his head as a pup then trampled on by elephants.

2. The doggen NEED to move our food bowls away from each other, his demeanor while eating is utterly disgusting. I'm ashamed to be related to him!

3. If he doesn't stop drooling on moi, I'm going to... I'm going to....

STOP IT!!! Using my paw and raising it in a mock CAT slap George in his furry fucking face, he doesn't take the HINT. OMSV, IF YOU DON'T... glaring at him with one eye open, the other eye still focused on Mount Bacon in Ice Cream Land*

George Ghardian 

*breathing on you* Smell my breath smell my breath! Come on it smells good, it really does! Fritz just brushed my teeth and they are like a meaty minty taste. But seriously smell my breath I smell good. I don't understand why I had to have my teeth brushed. Fritz said it was because that little piece of chocolate I found on the floor really wasn't chocolate. So he got this look on his face, I know you know what I'm talking about and then he started brushing my teeth. Seriously smell my breath *breathing on you again*

Boo Ghardian 

*Is that.... no it can't be. Nope, it's not possible. Dodgy is guarding it with his life because I told him a white lie... you know those ones you tell not to harm anyone. Is THAT my LITTER BOX smell?! I'd know that smell ANYWHERE. The absolute wonderful smell of my haven, complete with the after smell of Fresh Step AND mint? WEEEIRD. How did that get in there--SO NOT THE POINT. There's a saying where I come from, a.k.a. the best place ever, A.K.A. mahmen and DW's bedroom: The litter box is sacred. Those who foul it become enemies. AND HE FOULED IT with his DINGY no good doggy BREATH*

George Ghardian 

Dude chill! I saw this thing on the floor is was chocolate and it had sprinkles on it. I don't go in your litter box. I do not go near your litter box. Wrathhdaddy and mahmen told me all about your box and told me to stay away from those delicious candies because they are not good for me. So I listen to them because I love them and that is what you do when you love someone you listen to them. and by the way I do my businass outside like a REAL ANIMAL that I am. Ya know get in touch with nature and all that shit not in a minty smelling box.

Boo Ghardian 

*Fur still bristling, I glare UP at him, his tongue lolling out of his mouth like some rabid cujo mutt ready to... what? Rabies me to death? Fur realz, that would be the way I go. Cujo, a.k.a. George. I swear mahmen would FLIP out and then BAM, dog is gone. Hold on a furry minute... can I fake my own death? Blinking in thought as something wet hits me in the face, ignoring all his inner thoughts... what? WET? Looking up, my eyes narrowing EVEN more at him, OH NO HE DIDN'T! Keep YOUR filthy JAWS away from MOI!*

George Ghardian 

*breathing on you again* Are you going to smell my breath? *flashing a doggie smile* And I bet my teeth look all shiny too. I bet you could see yourself on my white teeth. *opening mouth and moving closer to you* CN U C YURTHELF?

Boo Ghardian 

*This is the last scene in Jaws, yes, where the shark raises it's head up from the water AND Brody sees him. WHERE IS MY HARPOON GUN?! I swear, as the reigning Pet in the house, I shouldn't have to be subjected to this. When are they going to realize the dog is just too much trouble? When are they going to realize he's not worth the King Size Snicker bars he lives in the Garden? I mean, fur really...? Closing my eyes as his hot breath hits me straight in the face, this is it. I'm going to meet those teeth right now and he's going to meet mahmen's wrath of a WHOLE NIGHT OUTSIDE. I'll be DW's eyes. Just call me Boo Boo, Pet Detective*

George Ghardian 

Well did you smell my breath? I mean you are breathing aren't you? *looking at you in the eyes and then looking at your chest and how it is moving rapidly with your heavy breathing* WHOA BooDude what's up with the heavy breathing. I'm not your type I don't do the cross species. AND Oh Shit I am so not going there. SO ANYWAY My breath smells awesome doesn't it because it tastes pretty damn awesome. I wonder if I find more of those chocolates with the sprinkles if Fritz will brush my teeth. I bet Fritz would brush your teeth too, I could put a good word in for ya.

Boo Ghardian 

*I swear, he has the mental capacity of a rock. Not even a nice rock, but the rock that Q's Hummer ran over several times until it broke the hummer. True story. I saw the wreckage. Blinking and coiling back, my whiskers moving as his hot breath hits me in the face, I do NOT want my teeth brushed. I believe this is a ploy to take over the world. Brush the animals teeth? Victory. We're then "civilized". As if. I'd rather eat my moldy bacon out of MY litter box before I allow someone as CIVILIZED as me to actually get my TEETH brushed. Doesn't it sound preposterous? It does in MY mind also*

George Ghardian 

*looking at my front paws, I call them my hands* I wonder if Fritz knows someone that can do my nails I do believe they need trimmed and shaped. Ya know you can always tell when your nails need attention because they make this really loud clicking sound on the tile and then it echos in the foyer. Really annoying. Boo, do you need your nails done too? I wonder it they have animal spa day. Mahmen talked about a spa day, where you go to get pampered and they give you chocolate. *having a lucid thought* MAHMEN ate chocolate! I wonder if it had sprinkles on it.

Boo Ghardian 

*No, I do NOT want my nails done, the Old Coot will CLIP them. Or WORSE. Declaw me. Looking down at my sharp little daggers on my paws, grinning inwardly at them, HAHAHA, take THAT V. I get MINE naturally! Pausing, tilting my head to the side as he breathes on me again, I back up and let out a low hiss AS I narrow my eyes. That's close enough. Back up!*

George Ghardian 

*shaking my head at you* Honestly cat I think you need to calm down. You need a kitty massage or something, take a nice bubble bath, chase your tail. You know you would feel better if you exercised a little. This one blonde girl in a movie that mahmen and Layla were watching said that exercise releases dolphins and dolphins make people happy and happy people don't kill people. I really don't get that though because I though dolphins where those things in the ocean that make that really load chirping sound.

Boo Ghardian 

*This is the definition of dhunhd. DHUNHD. I'm sure of it. This is what happens when you're cursed and obviously I was. I'm surround by people whose intelligence is lower than mine. I'm surround by DOLPHINS. Shaking my feline head and STILL back up, curling into myself, THIS is my own fault. IF I would've GIVEN them all access to my litter box, I would've never had this trouble. But no. I didn't. And now I'm PAYING*

George Ghardian

*tilting head trying to understand that video* I think I'm disturbed. Why the hell would Nick Cage be wearing a cage and yelling? Is he wearing a cage because his name is cage? See this does not answer any of my life puzzling questions and provokes only more. *shaking my head* really I just don't understand. Something is just not right with that cat.

Boo Ghardian 

*Frowning inwardly down at George's pick of song... DA FUCK?! I believe the dog has lost all shred of mind he had left. Which wasn't much. Not at all. Why do I think this? I haven't even HAD Cat Nip today!!! That's a WEEKEND dig.. I have to be able to do my JOB during the week. You know, lay on Tohrment's desk, swish my tail side-to-side as I point out all the things that are wrong. I should get paid. REAL money. I should have my OWN amex. Annnnnnnnnnnnd, he's still staring at moi!! Seriously, do I OWE you money for Something?!*

George Ghardian 

*rolling my eyes* Honestly, why the hell don't cats come with instruction manuals. I mean dogs, as the superior breed that we are, are easy to understand Love us and we love you back. Cats have this air of entitlement and snobbishness that is just appalling. Appalling I tell you. But really when you can look past all that shit Boo is fucking awesome! I know he smelled my breath and he likes it he just would never admit it.~

Retina Scan (Furry Takeover) ~ Story Line

Until July 10th, we're doing something special and sharing some of our favorite Story Lines of the year that previously didn't make it onto the blog.

In this one, V decides to make the Pit more accessible to all the Furries that cohabit the Mansion:
George, Dodger, Boo; by putting in a Retina Scan so they have easy access.  Of course, animals and technology doesn't take off right away.

Originally posted: June 13th, 2012

Who nominated it: George

ENJOY!

XOXO!

The Unbound Team ♥

Vishous Ghardian

Dodgy!!! *I hope he's not in a deep "dead to the world" sleep. When he gets like that he looks like he is truly dead and nothing much will wake him except his own desire to be so. Usually food.* I have strawberries!!! *that might do the trick, at least one can hope. I check my watch for the time. Boo and George should be here soon. I told Beth to bring them both together. We gotta get this retina scan thing done up so the little critters (well George is not so little) can get in here when they feel like it. I prop open the door to the Pit and go back to the kitchen for the treats I had the forethought to get. Bacon for Boo and some nice doggy jerky for George. The shit I do for this family... *shaking my head and going for my smokes. Might as well get in one or two before the chaos begins*

Beth Ghardian 

*Walking down to the pit with George next to me and carrying Boo, Vishous wanted to see both of them for some retina scan. Honestly, things are getting high tech when family pets are getting retina scans. Knocking on the door* Hey Vishous, *Looking at George and Boo* Pet delivery?

Dodger Ohana 

STRAWBERRIES. I know he said it. My eyes open instantly, not only my tail showing how excited I am now, I hop out of the sink and toddle into the main room of the pit. It is totally normal to sleep in the sink, I swear. Changing into a jump/run as I hear the door, wondering if someone super duper awesome just entered the pit. Maybe someone with MORE treats. FOR ME.

Vishous Ghardian 

Oh, hey, Beth. *taking Boo from her arms and watching George stroll on in like he owns the place* I'll get them set up and they will know how to come back on their own when we are done. Thanks again. I just want this thing installed and working. We got to keep the security tight. *Waves goodbye to Beth as she heads back up to Wrath.*

Boo Ghardian 

*Blinking up at Mahmen as she leaves, then back at V. What? Am I money? Passed around like a big hunk of fur? Already in a not so happy mood from being carried from my bed and NOT fed yet, I just eye V. His eyes turn on me... and he places me on the floor. I'm thrown away. OH, the horror. Shooting him a glare, before settling back on my haunches and curling my tail around myself. Sniffing the air.. is that...bacon? Sitting up, walking around V's legs, brushing my body against his leathers--he and I? We're BFF's...for now*

George Ghardian 

*Lifting chin acknowledging Vishous, Hey my Brother how's it hanging? Oh shit DO NOT answer that. I so do not want to know the answer to that question. *Starting to pace* I can't believe I just asked V how's it hanging I don't know why I ask anyone that because really I do no want to know how their package is hanging, low, high, left, right. I don't give a shit. *Breathes deeply*

Jane Ghardian 

*Wanting to join Vishous, hoping he will wear his tool belt again I see Dodger running pass me and scoop him up into my arms.* You are too slow, Dodgy. *Kissing the top of his head as he blinks, confused at what just happened. Joining Vishous I smile* Hey pups. Mind if I join the...party. I even found the last victim for your plans.

Vishous Ghardian 

Hey, Baby, you found him. *Kissing Jane on the lips and then taking Dodgy and setting him on the floor next to Boo and George* Your help will be much appreciated. As you can see I will have my work cut out, Jane. *Six eyeballs look up at me, varying sizes and colors but all equally alert* I know what you want. Boo, you want your bacon and Dodgy, you want a strawberry, and George, I am pretty sure you won't turn down the Pup-a-Roni jerky I got for you...BUT we got work to do, so no whining. You can have your treats when we're done. *I get a lot of blinking and blank stares right back*

Boo Ghardian 

*Completely eager about the bacon until, V mentions something about Pup-a-Roni jerky. Shooting my eyes between the two of them, I stifle the urge to snicker inwardly. I can't make fun of him! I can't or all the bacon in the world vanishes from me... forever. Tail swishing excitedly, I have bacon for NOW.. until V opens his mouth. Wait. WORK? I have to WORK for bacon? What kind of world is this?? I get bacon for FREE*

George Ghardian 

*Looking over at Boo, I know he is thinking unpure evil thoughts I should have put that into the bacon clause too. Then we could get lawyers and of course I would win and it would be called Bacongate. *looking at V* Dude did you say JERKY???!!! Dude I am so hyped about jerky what do you need? Need me to chase a squirrel, my tail, make a deposit in someone's shoes? That on is not my favorite so lets leave that one out. But Bro you name it I will DO IT just for you!! and Jerky is like a fucking bonus but I would do it jerky free too. Just saying.*

Jane Ghardian 

*Laughs as I hear V talking to Boo, George and Dodger* Does that mean I am getting treats too when I am cooperating? So, what do you want me to do. Should I just sit down and be quiet or can I assist you somehow? *As if I would keep my mouth shut*

Dodger Ohana 

Plopping down, pondering about escaping out of the pit until I hear Janey's words. I could assist too. For a strawberry I will. Looking at Boo's profile, George right next to him, totally realizing that we are ordered after the size. Cool. Getting up, pushing myself between Boo and Georgie, my eyes totally start sparkling like stars. NOW we are in alphabetical order. Yup. Tail swishing over the floor, touching Boo at my left and George at my right side. I am super duper smart, true.

Vishous Ghardian 

*Shaking my head at Jane* Don't sit down, we may need you to hold *Mouthing the word* ...someone. *Getting my scanner off of the computer desk, I hold it up.* All I have to do is take a picture of your eye. *Putting up my hand* I won't hurt, I promise. You won't feel a thing. And if you want the doggy door to open to get in here, it'll be the only way in... or it will be as soon as I get it hooked up. *I smile at Jane and she smiles back at me* Who wants to go first? *More with the blinking and staring*

Boo Ghardian 

*Feeling Dodgy squeeze in between George and I, I swish my tail awaiting the "work". Blinking slowly, my tail swishing back and forth, I could probably just sleep and let both of them do it, right? Until... V holds up this... thing. An object. Wait a second.. take a picture of my... EYE? Blinking rapidly, my little feline heart starts to beat faster-what type of torture device is THIS? As soon as he says: Who wants to go first, I step backwards*

George Ghardian 

*Processing what was said, So you're gonna take that thingy there and do something with my eye and then I can get in the doggie door. That means whenever I WANT I can come down here and hang out in the Pit Fuck Yeah!! When Mahmen and Wrathhdaddy are making animal noises I am SO down here *Looking around for the Goose and the Lag and taking a step forward* Dude BRING IT!

Jane Ghardian 

*Raising my eyebrow as Boo steps back* What are you actually stepping forward for, Boo? Besides bacon I mean, huh? *Shaking my head, knowing that I will probably have to actually hold him. Just another advantage being a ghost as in already dead*

Dodger Ohana 

Watching as Boo Boo steps back AND Georgie steps forward, totally like a King. He is super duper brave. He deserves his kingly name, yup. Tilting my head, not sure what Vishy wants us to do. I could step to the side. But which one? Right or left? Decisions, decisions. Still thinking, not paying attention to George and V as I suddenly see a lightning. Whoa. A thunderstorm. In the pit? Eyes widen I immediately head over to the couch, hiding underneath it as FAST as possible. My personal Safe Place...

Vishous Ghardian 

George, you are so mellow and easy going. Thank you for volunteering. *putting the scanner up to his eye and pressing the button* This will just take a second-- *ignoring Boo's reluctance, knowing that any attention on him will only make it worse, I see a blur of fur and then a fluffy tail hit it under the couch* Jane!!! We got a bolter! Dodgy freaked at the light from the scanner. *chuckling as his tail gets pulled under behind him* The strawberries are on the kitchen counter, Baby.

Boo Ghardian 

*Watching the whole thing, I'm sure George is now BLIND. Just like DW. Stepping back more, watching George's tail wag.. how can he be so happy about being blind? Wait a sec.. maybe he thinks I'LL be his seeing eye cat?! That shit isn't happening-not in my litterbox. Not EVER. Stepping back again, watching out of the corner of my eye at Dodgy as he scurries further underneath the couch. I'm sure Jane is going to get the strawberries, wishing I had a VOICE I think loudly, "TRAP. Dodgy, RUN!".*

George Ghardian 

*Standing there as a bright light flashes in my eye, WOW *Looking around* I'm still here it wasn't THE bright light that takes you to the fade. Dude that was so easy. *Looking behind me* Where the fuck is Dodgy? Boo what the hell is your problem. Honestly you just need to grow some balls cat. You do have your balls don't you? OH.MY.GOD. Did Mahmen take you for THAT surgery? Bro, I am so sorry! I still got mine! Furry Fist Pump!!!

Jane Ghardian 

I got this, V. *Floating over to the kitchen counter to get two strawberries for Dodgy before I head over to the couch. Speaking in a soft way, not wanting to scare him even more I kneel down and look under the couch, just seeing two glowing eyes staring at me which are attached a shivering furball* Come here, Dodgy. No one is going to hurt you. We can cuddle a little and I can stroke you while you are eating a nice strawberry. What do you say? *Watching him tilt his head, clearly considering his options until I hear him moving*

Dodger Ohana 

Strawberries AND cuddle time? Tilting my head to see Janey better, the smile on her lips even reaches her forest-green eyes. I cannot say NO to my Janey, uh uh. Not if she wants to cuddle with me AND give me a strawberry. And I did not see another lightning. Maybe the danger is over? Crawling out of underneath the couch, right into her arms. Now a strawberry between my paws I look back at where the lightning came from, wondering why Vishy is looking at me like THAT. Nibbling on my strawberry I watch him walking towards me and see Boo Boo out of the corner of my tiny button eyes slowly shaking his head as if he is...pitying me.

Vishous Ghardian 

*sighing heavily* Alright, Boo. As you can see, George is still living and breathing like he was five minutes ago.. It did not hurt him and he is ready for his Pup-a-Roni jerky treat. *to George* Did that hurt you, Georgie? *drool drips from George's mouth as his tongue lolls out.* I'll take that as a 'no.' See, Boo Boo? You got nothing to worry about. Two seconds, your eye, one flash of the scanner, and you're done. Jane has her hands full with Dodgy at the moment and you're not gettin any younger...and the bacon is not gettin any closer to your fluffy gut either. *green eyes glare at me and I am sure that if he could speak, I would be getting a lot of fuck-yous and you're such as asshole, V!*

Boo Ghardian 

*The way he said fluffy gut? I'm appalled. It's like it's a BAD thing. I worked hard on this fluff. Glaring at him more, he's right-I'm not getting any younger, but neither is he. I'm sure he's older than--my mind trails off as he distracts me with all my inwardly thinking, he picks up the machine...* Mrrrrrrrrow??! *Breathing rapidly, he approaches me and I stay completely still, until he puts it to my eye. The light goes off, my fur stands up and my claws unsheathe. Closing both my eyes tightly, I can't see! I am blind! And Vishous lied!*

George Ghardian 

*hearing the cat freak, looking up momentarily from my jerky, Cat you are such DRAMA, honestly you are gonna get bacon, get the fuck over yourself. What wouldn't you do for Bacon? I bet you would let a doggen shave you for 10 pounds of bacon. Really suck it up you are not blind. mmmmmmmm jerky jerky you're so good!*

Jane Ghardian 

*Shaking my head at the drama queen, Dodgy still in my arms, hoping he is too busy with his strawberry to see how his idol behaves* See, Boo, that wasn't so bad, right. *Looking over at the kitchen counter I see the plate with the bacon* You really deserved your treat. *Holding Dodgy with one arm I place the plate infront of Boo* As soon as you can see the bacon...bon appétit! *Turning my eyes at Vishous, mouthing my question* Now Dodger?

Dodger Ohana 

Nibbling, not realizing what is going on around me. My strawberry needs ALL my attention. Yup, yup. And it is a super duper yummy strawberry. The best one I EVER had. Sniffing, the scent that reaches my nostrils uber familiar I try to act like a chameleon, wanting to keep one eye at my berry and one at Vishy who is now right infront of me. Blinking, not the slightest idea what he wants from me. I am sure he does not want my strawberry, he prefers the liquid version of something that is also super duper red.

Vishous Ghardian 

*bending down so that the scanner is underneath Dodger's eye level, I aim it and press the scan button. The flash moves quickly and I get the reading. He squeaks and drops his strawberry.* Christ! It's only a flash of light. You would think I was making you take an acid eye bath or some shit! *to Jane* Thank you, Baby for fishing him out from under the couch. I'm all done. *going over to the four toys for uploading the eye scans, I type in all the code and the info is up to date.* We're good to go on the doggy door now. *leaning back in my chair, my hands clasped behind my head* All you do is put your eye up to the flasher and hold still. It will scan you and the door can be pushed open. Simple. *I look around and see that nobody is paying any attention to me. None whatsoever. They are all mowing down treats as fast as their fluffy guts can engulf them. Figures... Nobody ever listens to me.* ~

XOXO!

How to Correctly Stalk the Old Coot without him Realizing ~ Story Line

Dear Challa's,

We're doing something very interesting to mark the One Year Anniversary for our blog AND two year Anniversary of BDB Unbound.  *Insert Confetti throwing HERE*  I hope you enjoy it as much as we did over the last year!

To start off our all time favorite SL's of the year, here's Boo Boo's guide on 'How to Correctly Stalk the Old Coot without him realizing'.  In correct Boo fashion, each post will have another picture with it.

Enjoy!

Boo Ghardian

*Plops down, thinks, "Since the release of the Shellan blah-blah-blah... I decided to give you my own Guide. A how-to of sorts". Looks around carefully, making sure none of THEM are in sight. Thinks, "Boo's Doggen Guide: How to correctly stalk the Old Coot without him realizing. Yup. I will give you steps... ways to get around him. To BLEND in. Just so you don't end up where I am usually seventy five percent of the time. Feline PRISON aka: Cat carrier. So, gather around, young Jedi's and let moi explain each one*

Boo Ghardian

~Step One~

*Waking up. Sounds simple, true? It's. NOT. Let me explain why. When you're the Quartermaster, your job is VERY difficult. But adding that to the fact that you're the Royal Feline? EXHAUSTING. I have to guard the perimeter of DW's office for twenty minutes a day. Why? I have... no fucking idea. Instinct, I guess? See why Tohrment picked me? Anywho, just opening my eyes is a struggle. Like fur realz. Especially if I'm sunning myself... Unlike the vamps? I don't turn into KFC when the sun hits me...*

Boo Ghardian 

~Step Two~

*This step ISN'T for everyone, but I have to do it. Planking. Yes, I, Sir Boo Boo, am I planker. Hangs feline head as I curl my tail around my body. Now let me go into detail... when I wake up? I'm dazed. Especially when I haven't had any food in my belly for about... oh, four hours? I have to get control of my surroundings. If I don't plank? I'm stumbling and then will appear WEAK. And that four letter word... checks Darth Vadar app, yup-four letters... Isn't in a Brother's vocabulary*

Boo Ghardian 

~Step Three~

*After planking, I'm all for going to the Kitchen for FOOD. But if I'm going to stalk Doggen, I can't leave evidence. So, I am a regular at watching CSI with Mahmen and one thing I learned from that show? If you DON'T want to get caught, you can't leave any evidence. True? So, every step I take? I have to lick my paws clean. Paw prints. If I leave those? The Doggen will KNOW I've been stalking them. Especially Fritz, he has the eyes of an alien. He'll even get his broom out and I for one do NOT want to see that happen. Again*

Boo Ghardian 

*Pausing for a second to remember last night, I begged a Doggen for some food. Totally turned on the cute-ness and he just stared down at me. Then? He poured me those GROSS cardboard nuggets, aka: Dry Cat Food, and expect MOI to eat IT. What the fuck? Was the Doggen dropped on his head when he was hatched? I'm thinking SO. Anywho, needless to say? I didn't eat until I got back to my bacon stash... which took FOREVER*

Boo Ghardian 

~Step Four~

*Finally getting into the kitchen, you need these two things: A Cabinet and a hiding spot. One would think the cabinet would qualify for both, right? WRONG. I usually like to sneak around the bottom of the cabinets and make for sure that no one is around. Usually I do this during the day when everyone is snoozin', and after yesterday with the sporadic nakedness that TOTALLY made me go into hiding? They're sleeping. After I jump up onto the countertop, I use my paws to paw open the cabinet, and jump into it*

Boo Ghardian 

~Step Five and final step~

*Using my claws, I like to open a box of cereal. Wanna know why? Huh? Huh?! HUH?! Well, hush now, I'll explain. You don't have to beg. Grinning inwardly as I settle my head down onto my paws. It's the most epic stalking place EVER. You can totally make yourself invisible so you can watch from the floor. It's like my very own little safe place. Best thing about it? The Doggen DON'T see me but I see them! That way I can watch everything from the super secret hiding place of the box of cereal and they'll be oblivious. Genius, huh? I know, I should TOTALLY copyright that*

*Oh... I forgot...*

*The correct way to crawl into a cereal box: Belly crawl. This may be kinda hard if you're extra fluffy like me and your belly fluff goes EVERYWHERE, but just keep doing it. Eventually when you can see out of the box? You're all good! Happy stalking Doggen! I know I will be... perks up my ears. Ooh. First meal is coming up soon... and I smell.. BACON*~

I hope you enjoyed Boo Boo's guide and take tips from him... I guess.  *Looks around*  I don't know about you but I haven't found a Cereal box in MY size.  *Laughs*

XOXO!