Hello dear fans!!
Let's remember one of our epic story lines! This is how our family discuss the strategies inside the Mansion. Take a look how it works!
Wrathh Ghardian
*after Xhex leaves, and after realizing Xcor now has the one thing that keeps this place and family together, I know that the next step is to NOT go tearing after Fritz by myself but to notify everyone in the manse of his disappearance. We need to get together for a meeting, amongst other shit. Pulling my phone from my pocket, I get Siri up and going* Siri, write message to group: Everyone.
~txt~ Yo, everyone! Fritz has gone missing - and our favorite Bastard's got him. Give me what you got and where you are. This takes top priority.*
Rhage Ghardian
*Picking up the phone, I see the message and start to type*
~txt~ I am in the bathroom if you must know... where are you?
Zszadist Ghardian
*my cell vibrates across the nightstand as I finish pulling on my shitkickers. Picking it up, I see it's from Wrathh.* ~txt~ Rhage put Wrathh's phone back. ~etxt~ *rolling my eyes* Of all the things to joke about.
Mary Ghardian
*Grabbing my phone, I gasp at the message* ~txt~ I'm in the bedroom, waiting for Rhage to get out of the bathroom. ~etxt~
Rhage Ghardian
~txt~ That wasn't from me *flush, and look at Mary, That explains the mess in the kitchen... * WTF!! Z I would never kid about food ~etxt~
Wrathh Ghardian
*listening to the responses, I bury my head in my hands* ~txt Rhage~ What the fuck, asshat? Keepin' it classy, as always. You could have waited until you got OUT. ~etxt~
Butch O'Neal Ghardian
*Hearing my cell go off, I grab it off the side and see its off Wrathh* What the fuck? ~txt~ Who has his cell now? Damn it Rhage, stop messing about. This ain't even damn funny. ~Etxt~ *Shoving my cell in my pocket*
Wrathh Ghardian
~txt ALL~ Not a joke, Fritz has been taken by Xcor. No more toilet texting. ~etxt~
Rhage Ghardian
~txt~ You ask a dumb question Sire, you get a smartassed answer...
Wrathh Ghardian
*grumbling to myself at Butch's text* What the fuck is the use of this shit if no one believes the REAL emergencies?
Phury Ghardian
*Shopping on the net for some new clothes my phone vibrates in my pocket. Taking it out my jaw drops as I begin to read.*~txt~ You have got to be shitting me. I’m at the Camp but can demat over in a few seconds.~etxt~
Xhex Ghardian
*I feel my phone vibrate and I glance down at Wrathh's text. I know what's going down is real but can't believe that asshat Rhage is fucking around again. I move outside the manse, waiting for John Matthew to text me to see what's up.*
Wrathh Ghardian
~txt~ Stop with the shitting already!!!! ~etxt~
Mary Ghardian
*Hearing the toilet flush I look up at the sound* Rhage! Seriously? Can't you keep the door shut while you go? *Waving a hand in front of my face* ~Txt~ Rhage is out! ~Etxt~
Rhage Ghardian
~txt~ Why does everyone think I would steal the kings phone and send out a text message? Oh... LMAO, I would do that, true? ~etxt~
Wrathh Ghardian
*hearing Mary's text, I just smack my forehead with my phone* ~txt~ Alright, one more time. I do NOT need to know about Rhage's use of the damn shitter. ~etxt~
Phury Ghardian
~txt~Rhage is in the shitter?~etxt
Phury Ghardian
~txt~Z, my man is the text for real or is Rhage just fucking off again?~etxt~
Mary Ghardian
*Giggling at Phury's text, I send one back* ~Txt~ Not anymore, WTH is the deal with Fritz?! ~Etxt~
Rhage Ghardian
*Winks at Mary* Can you text them too that I am washing my hands!!
Xhex Ghardian
~txt~Shit, will you guys get serious?! Wrathh's not shitting us! Xcor has Fritz! ~etxt~
Zszadist Ghardian
*watching the phone dance again.* what the fuck is he doing. If he's sending another picture of his...reading the message.* Fuck! ~txt~ Did Siri screw up? ~etxt~
Wrathh Ghardian
*seriously?!? How in the hell are we still on this? Fritz has been fucking kidnapped and we're discussing Rhage's bathroom actions? Oh, damn, finally, thank the SV that Xhex chimed in*
Butch O'Neal Ghardian
*Looking around as I hear Vishous growling from behind me muttering something about killing Rhage* Hey V, do you think Rhage would do summat this sick? I mean damn, even this is a bit far fetched for him and he knows there is only one way this is gonna end when Wrathh gets hold of him *Grabbing my cell back out of my pocket, I send another text* ~txt~ I so do not wanna know dragon butt is in the shitter, for fucks sake man, way TMI. Can we get to serious biz here? WTF is deal about Fritz missing? ~Etxt~
Phury Ghardian
~txt~Seriously they’re picking on a doggen now? Fucking Xcor~etxt~
Rhage Ghardian
~txt~ This is serious shit! *grins* No Fritz means no food... No food, means One hungry boy ~etxt~
Wrathh Ghardian
~txt~ Xhex had a run-in with Xcor the other night. He had a message for me. Some shit about me keeping an eye on what I hold dearest or some shit. She and I ran through it all, doggen confirmed it. Fritz is gone. ~etxt~
Butch O'Neal Ghardian
~Txt~ FFS Rhage, only fucking you can think of your stomach when Fritz is missing ~Etxt~
Phury Ghardian
~txt~We got a plan here? ~etxt~
Phury Ghardian
~txt~That doggen can cook though~etxt
Xhex Ghardian
*I get a text from JM saying he'll demat to the manse after he finishes off the last of the lessers he and Qhuinn are fighting. I head back inside the manse.* ~txt~ I think we should kill the fuckers. ~etxt~
Zszadist Ghardian
*growling* ~txt~ When? ~etxt~
Wrathh Ghardian
~txt~ When what, Z? ~etxt~
Butch O'Neal Ghardian
~txt~ So any ideas what to do here then girlies? Love your thinking Xhex ~Etxt~
Rhage Ghardian
~txt~ We need to get Fritz back, like now!! and I am liking the way you are thinking Xhex ~etxt~
Phury Ghardian
~txt~ is that a reference to my hair Cop~etxt~
Rhage Ghardian
~txt~ Love when you agree with me Cop, you get that warm look in your eyes and a blush to your cheeks *grins* ~etxt~
Zszadist Ghardian
*rolls eyes* ~txt~ When did he take him? ~etxt~
Phury Ghardian
*I'll bet Z is rolling his eyes right now*
Xhex Ghardian
~txt~ Sometime after I ran into Xcor and his merry band of bastards last night. ~etxt~
Wrathh Ghardian
~txt~ Before we can kill the motherfucking assholes, we need to find them and figure out where they're keeping Fritz. We need to pull together for a meeting. I need all of you in the study. ETA on getting here? Zszadist, Xhex and I have figured that he's been gone just over 24 hrs now. ~etxt~
Zszadist Ghardian
~txt~ Rhage stop sending pics of your ass ~etxt~
Butch O'Neal Ghardian
~txt~ take it whatever way you like Phury, and Rhage, kiss my butt, second thoughts don't, I know you want to do that already ~Etxt~
Phury Ghardian
~txt~WTF were you thinking Xhex? You should have called for backup true? ~etxt~
Rhage Ghardian
~txt~ my ETA is Two shakes of a lambs tail. ~etxt~
Phury Ghardian
~txt~ Rhage that's just gross ~etxt~
Wrathh Ghardian
*shit, I knew my family loved fuckin' with one another, but damn. They're worse that a bunch of giggling high school girls at their first frat party*
Wrathh Ghardian
~txt~ Rhage, get the fuck out of the bathroom already! Mary, reign in you hellren! ~etxt~
Zszadist Ghardian
~txt~ Xhex why aren't you dangling his balls on a keychain? ~etxt~
Phury Ghardian
*Grabbing my shitkickers* ~txt~I can be there in seconds Wrathh~etxt~
Mary Ghardian
*Frowns down at my phone* ~txt~ He's been out of the bathroom. ~etxt~ *Rolls my eyes* Rhage, behave!
Wrathh Ghardian
~txt~ Mary, you don't gotta text whatever he tells you to text. Truth is fine. ~etxt~
Xhex Ghardian
*I finish texting JM back--he's been held up with Q* ~txt~Fuck you, Phury. ~etxt~
Rhage Ghardian
~txt~ I shit, I flush and I wash my hands, do you really think I linger? ~etxt~
Mary Ghardian
*sighs* ~txt~ I promise, Wrathh. NOT texting what he tells me. I don't even know where he is anymore, he left the room. ~etxt~
Phury Ghardian
~txt~ Fuck You Xhex its the motherfucking truth ~Etxt~
Butch O'Neal Ghardian
~txt~ On my way, V said will be on way asap, just playing with his toys haha ~Etxt~ *Grabbing my Ferragamos and sliding them on, I head out the Pit, hearing V cuss me as I head out, barks out a laugh* Love ya too bro, see ya up there.
Xhex Ghardian
~txt~ You were probably too busy shopping online anyway, Phury. ~etxt~
Zszadist Ghardian
*sets phone down and turns to Bella* Fritz has been taken by Xcor. Keep Nalla from the kitchen. I don't want her to know about this. *Picking up my phone* ~txt~ I'm on my way ~ext~
Rhage Ghardian
~txting Mary* With Fritz gone, do you want to go out to eat... say TGIFridays? ~etxt~
Phury Ghardian
*Mutters* Fucking Female. ~txt~ I'll ignore you for now. Why did the other doggen not say anything before now? ~etxt~
Mary Ghardian
~txt~ RHAGE!!!! Now is not the time! ~etxt~
Butch O'Neal Ghardian
*Sees Rhages text and shakes my head* ~txt~ good to see we can count on spyro when needed ~Etxt~
Xhex Ghardian
*I make it back to Wrathh's study.* Any of the bros show up yet?
Wrathh Ghardian
~txt~ Rhage, you do know that you accidentally - or on purpose - sent that message about TGI Fridays to everyone...right? ~etxt~
Wrathh Ghardian
*hearing Xhex,I shake my head no in frustration* Knowing them, it'll be a few.
Xhex Ghardian
I look around and then back down at my phone.* Shit, John says I need to meet him at the IM. I'm gonna have to bail on you for a few, ok?
Wrathh Ghardian
*nodding* Go on...ain't like shit's gonna get done until everyone shows up anyway.
Rhage Ghardian
~txt~ I need to check out the kitchen to make sure it is running OK. Will be there in a few minutes. ~etxt~ If all there is is dog and cat food, I am going to be pissed
Butch O'Neal Ghardian
*Standing outside Wrathh's office and hearing cell go off, getting out of pocket ~txt~ WTF Rhage, think of others before your damn stomach, second thoughts, stay there as you can guard the food, coz who knows who will kidnap that too ~Etxt~ *Barks out a laugh and hears Wrathh growl from inside, wraps on his door and goes in* Ta-da cuz, am I the first here?
Wrathh Ghardian
*sighing, I throw my phone on the desk. Beth comes up and starts rubbing my shoulders. I squeeze her hand and shake my head at her* Leelan, I know that our family will get to the right place in the end..but damn. Why's it always feel like I'm pulling teeth? *she squeezes my hand back and lets her laughter escape. Unable to hold back from her, I let loose a bark of laughter as well. Hearing Butch's raspy laugh on the otherside of the door, I growl. Gotta get my game face on.* Yeah, you beat everyone here. Go fig. I thought you'd be one of the last - having to coordinate your shoes to your eyebrows or something. *knowing that he flipped me off, I grin. Yeah, I wouldn't trade my family for nothing. Now we just gotta figure out how to get one of our favorite members back.* ~
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