Until July 10th, we're doing something special and sharing
some of our favorite Story Lines of the year that previously didn't make it
onto the blog.
In this one, Autumn experiences Twilight for the very first time. Tohrment and Lassiter? Joins the ride!
Originally posted: January 27th, 2013
Who nominated it: Autumn
ENJOY!
XOXO!
The Unbound Team ♥
**The gif is for your use, especially if you have a blog or
if you want to upload it to tumblr. Personally, I have NO idea how to do
either. I just make them! *Laughs*
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Autumn Ghardian
*Putting the DVD into the player and handing the remote to
Tohrment, I sit down next to him and cuddle up.* Remember it was my turn to
pick, so no grumbling. *As he wraps his arm around me I check the bowl of
popcorn.* Do you think this is gonna be enough? *I laugh as you shrug. The
first preview starts to play.* Are we gonna watch the previews or should we
wait for Lassiter?
Lassiter Ghardian
*I stroll in with my arms full of goodies
and laughs as I see the menu box* Oh Tohrment Ghardian! You ARE gay! Food's
here, but Sour Patch Kids are mine!
Tohrment Ghardian
*I groan loudly. And groan again, dodging
as Autumn swats me.* Really, Autumn? We're watching this shit? And shut the
fuck up, Lassiter. Throw me some of those junior mints. *I relax and let Autumn
snuggle up next to me.* Be prepared, love. This is gonna be a hot fucking mess.
Autumn Ghardian
*The movie finally starts. I turn and look
at Tohr who is tossing back the candies and turn to Lassiter who is rattling a
bag. I watch as the screen shows a human girl holding a cactus and she's
talking but her mouth isn't moving on the screen.* Does she talk like that thru
the entire movie? *I reach for a bag of m&m's.*
Lassiter Ghardian
You haven't seen this? Oh, Twi-virgins!
What fun! *I sit up, chewing my candy* Yes-she's all sad about leaving Phoenix,
but that's really acting. I mean, Phoenix sucks. Then, she heads out to Forks,
where dear-ole-Dad is, and then you know...she runs into you guys...
Tohrment Ghardian
Us guys? Uh, hell no. *Autumn looks up at
me.* He means vampires, love. And I don't care what anyone says, those are not
fucking vampires. *We watch as Bella starts school in Forks.* And I hate to say
it, but I'm not a Twi-virgin, asshat. Rhage is a closet Twilight fan and he had
it on in the game room last week.
Lassiter Ghardian
Annnd here you are, watching it again.
Nice. Don't EVER make fun of my Maury again. and they drink blood so, yeah-they
are vampires.
Autumn Ghardian
*Watching as Bella meets the Cullens. Seeing
the one with the big hair stop the truck.* Well they obviously are not real
vampires. He's in the sun, and they are going to school with humans. This must
be a comedy. *Waiting for it to get funny.*
Lassiter Ghardian
*staring at Alice* What?
Tohrment Ghardian
Nope, not a comedy, love. *We watch as
Bella goes dress shopping with some girls.* Kristen Stewart makes me fucking
crazy. She's too fidgety or something. And look at that Edward. He's as pale as
Lassiter.
Tohrment Ghardian
What, what, Lassiter? She's pretty hot,
really. For a fake vamp.
Lassiter Ghardian
*flipping my hair* I'm a perfectly perfect
shade of gold-says the tanning lady at my salon. She's a hottie-I'd do her.
*grabbing the Red Hots*
Autumn Ghardian
*Rolling my eyes and watching Edward lead
Bella into the woods. Thinking this is a point where he bites her. I laugh out
loud at the site of him sparkling. I cover my mouth and laugh.* Really? He
shines bright like a diamond. *I elbow Tohr as I laugh*.
Lassiter Ghardian
Bor-ring. I like Victoria too. I want that
shawl.
Tohrment Ghardian
Sparkling. Give me a fucking break. *I
reach over and throw popcorn at Lass.* Quit flipping your hair around. You're
gonna get it in the food. And you wouldn't look good in that shawl. It'd clash
with your eye make up.
Lassiter Ghardian
*does a Madonna 'Vogue' move around my
face* Pleassseee-this is all natural, and don't hate be because I'm beautiful.
*flips my hair right into your candy* Mine. now.
Autumn Ghardian
*Emmett and the other Cullens play
baseball.* Speaking of hot. His name was Emmett right? *Looking at Lassiter
grin and Tohr narrow his eyes.* Where is the soda?
Lassiter Ghardian
THAT, would be Tohrment Ghardian's
contribution? *lifts a brow* Better have Wild Cherry Pepsi under that bed.
Tohrment Ghardian
*I look around for the soda and see only
beer.* Try one of these, A. You might like it and it might make the movie
better. *We watch the Cullens play baseball.* I like this music, tho. It could
be Lass's theme song.
Lassiter Ghardian
*shrugs* Muse? I could do better.
Tohrment Ghardian
Like what?
Lassiter Ghardian
Hold on-let me go grab my back-up band.
I'll see if Gabriel and Luke are still up.
Autumn Ghardian
*I take the beer and toss it back.* Yuck. *I
take another sip and shrug and look back at the screen. Again with the
monologue.* So, this is all these vampires do? *I take another swig*
Autumn Ghardian
The beer isn't helping and you two are worse
than kids. *I grab the remote and turn it up.*
Tohrment Ghardian
Apparently. And they don't eat, either.
Just all blood, all the time. *A looks at me like I"m crazy.* And it's
animal blood, too.* I grab the M&MS from Lass.* And you WISH Gabriel and
Luke were even talking to you, let alone singing back up.
Lassiter Ghardian
Hey-not my fault I'm the lead singer and I
get all the chicks. Posers.
Tohrment Ghardian
Posers? The archangel? Give me a break.
*The Cullens go on the run with a helpless Bella. I want to smack her because
she's not stepping up and taking care of shit on her own.*
Lassiter Ghardian
Have you seen the way the guy dresses? So
1970.
Tohrment Ghardian
Sorry, not hanging out with the celestial
folk, dude. *I pass him another beer.*
Lassiter Ghardian
Good thing -you dress badly enough
already. Cheers!
Autumn Ghardian
*Trying to hard to focus on what the movie
is saying I give up and take another swig and a handful of popcorn.*
Tohrment Ghardian
Fucker. *A looks up.* Not you, sweetheart.
*Oh, that James guy is king of the assholes. Watch what they do to him. Epic.
Lassiter Ghardian
Alice gives him head.Well, HIS head. Haha!
Tohrment Ghardian
*I spit out my drink.* Good one! *leans
over to give the angel a high five*
Lassiter Ghardian
*high-fives T*
Autumn Ghardian
*rolling my eyes completely confused on the
movie and the conversation between the two males I sit back and start to sing.*
Shine bright like a diamond *And giggle.*
Tohrment Ghardian
Autumn? Shit, Lass, I think she's had one
too many beers.
Autumn Ghardian
Nah, pass me another. *Thinking about
another movie.* Doesn't the next one have wolves in it? I'm sure Rhage has that
one too. Think he'll let me watch it?
Tohrment Ghardian
I'm sure he will, A. *I look over at the
angel, who is gathering his shit up.* What? You're not staying for the next one?
Lassiter Ghardian
Oh yeah, and you're her "shiny new
toy." I'm outie! *blows A and kiss* Have a good night, kids!
Tohrment Ghardian
*I watch as Lassiter waves and exits. I
start to say something to Autumn about asking Rhage for the next movie but look
down to see she's fallen asleep against me. All in all, a good evening.*~
XOXO!
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