Mary Ghardian
*Looking around the entertainment room, I check off all the the things I have to make sure I haven't forgotten anything. Popcorn, candy, soda, a big soft blanket to cuddle with? check, check, check and...check. Grinning as I grab the DVD of Magic Mike, I pop it into the blu-ray player and go to take my seat. Hearing whistling coming down the hall, I turn my head as Butch pops his head inside* Hey, B! Feel like watching a movie with me?
Butch O'Neal Ghardian
*Popping my head around the door and hearing her asking me to stay and watch a movie with her* What ya watchin'? *Seeing her smirk at me and tap the seat next to her and tell me I will enjoy it, I look at her and grin* You been having lessons of Rhage, when he looks at me like that I get scared *Hearing her chuckle, I sit on the seat next to her* Come on then, so wha we watchin'?
Mary Ghardian
*Trying to contain my laughter, I distract myself and avoid his question by picking up the popcorn and bag of peanut butter M&M's. Holding them out to him, I still giggle slightly* You want any candy or popcorn before it starts? *At his nod I hand over the popcorn and tear open the bag of candy. Pulling the blanket to cover my legs as the credits start, the screen is filled with Matthew McConaughey on stage grabbing himself. Laughing as Butch groans I look over and shrug* It's called Magic Mike. Have you heard of it?
Butch O'Neal Ghardian
*Watching as the opening credits and suddenly realize what movie she has on, shaking my head "What the fuck, really?" Looking over at her* Seriously Mary, you want me to sit through a movie with grown ass guys stripping *Hearing her chuckle at me, I groan* Not the Godfather or at least something worth watching, but .... *Shakes my head as I facepalm* fucking strippers. I am so not living this down if any of the Brothers find out, especially that fuc ... *Looks at her* Excuse me, that male you call Rhage, you will owe me for this BIG!! feel me?
Mary Ghardian
*Watching Butch with amusement as he throws what amounts to a childlike tantrum, I grin and nod* Yes, yes I'll owe you SO big for this. *Rolling my eyes, I shake my head and have a wicked thought. My eyes sliding back to Butch, he swallows and eyes me* You know, maybe the movie will help you learn some new moves? *Busting out laughing at his less than pleased expression, I hold up my hands to stop his argument* Hey! I'm not saying you need new moves but you know, it couldn't hurt, true?
Butch O'Neal Ghardian
*Looking at her and shaking my head* My moves are just fine, thanks, no complaints from Rissa *Seeing her shake her head a little and start laughing* You know, that fuc .... *Coughs* Rhage has a lot to blame for how you are now, you was such a sweet girl *Barks out a laugh as she looks at me with a raised eyebrow and a look of disbelief on her face, holding my hands up* Whoa! you still are, I mean you have an evil streak like him at times * Looking up at the screen and nearly choking on my popcorn* WHAT THE FUCK! No way Mary!!
Mary Ghardian
*My eyes darting back to the flat screen at Butch's reaction, I choke on an M&M as I laugh at the penis pump. Smacking my chest, my eyes water and I can't breath. Hearing Butch ask if I'm okay, I can't stop laughing and choking in time to tell him I'm fine and he's starts to pound on my back. Dropping my candy to the floor, I cough harder as he knocks the air from my lungs and I fling my hands up to push him away. Gasping for air, I finally catch my breath and rasp out* I'm fine! Did you see that penis pump?!
Butch O'Neal Ghardian
*Looking at her and shaking my head, then my voice dripping with sarcasm* Oh noooooo! I did not just see a man with a fucking penis pump Mary, I love to choke on popcorn for fun *Rolling my eyes at her as she starts to laugh again* Just watch the movie, will ya, looks like I will be watching this popcorn a lot *Sinking back into the seat and actually scared to look at the screen, I take a handful of popcorn and drop it in my mouth* Fuck! So need a Lag right now!
Mary Ghardian
Oh would you relax? You can have all the lag you want when the movie is over! You did say you'd watch it with me. *My cheeks hurting from the smile on my face, I remember my candy and pick the bag up from the floor. Happy it didn't spill everywhere, I get comfy under the blanket again and look back to the screen in time to see the guys dancing. Biting my bottom lip as Butch groans again and buries his hand in the popcorn bowl. I wiggle in my seat as the hot fireman dances on the screen*
Butch O'Neal Ghardian
*Seeing her wiggle in her seat out the corner of my eyes, I look up at the screen and see some guy in a fireman's outfit strutting around the stage, groaning a little* What the fuck! Damn it Mary ..... *Suddenly I burst out laughing as I watch him pick up a female and hear his back crack* Jesus, Mary and Joseph, now that is fucking funny, reminds me of someone *Laughing even more as I hear Mary cuss beside me* Oh come on, you so know that is a Rhage move *Laughing even more as I hear her laugh too and nod a little, then seeing her look back at the screen, I start eating the popcorn again*
Mary Ghardian
*Watching the movie, I grit my teeth and cross my arms over the Rhage comment, my Nallum is only the strongest and best at everything. Grinning evilly, I nod at the screen as a naked ass flashes us* Hey, B. You think I could get Rhage to dance like that for me? *nodding my head while trying to keep a straight face at his groan* yeah...I think I could get Rhage to dress like a fireman and strip for me. *sighs and sits back with a dreamy expression* I can already see it in my head, how about you?
Butch O'Neal Ghardian
*Choking on my popcorn again* What the hell, where is the eye bleach? Damn Mary, are you trying to scar me for life here or what! *Looking over at her and shaking my head* First with the butt naked men on the big screen and now the image of Rhagey in fireman's uniform *Leaning forward* Fuck! Now I need some Lag .... how much more do I have to endure? Mary I love you like a sister but fuck I wouldn't even do this for Rissa.
Mary Ghardian
*Giving him the hairy eyeball, I laugh* Please, you would do so much more for Rissa and you know it! *Looking smug as he begrudgingly relents, I look at the screen and snicker at the guys lined up together on the stage* Hey, I bet you guys could do that for us Shellans! *nods* we'd like to see that, have our own little party going on. Rhagey is totally the fireman, Wrathh can be Tarzan with that hair of his. Who else? Come one, help me figure out who can be what! How about Manny! Which one is he? *Grins as he looks at me like I'm crazy*
Butch O'Neal Ghardian
*Shaking my head and holding back my laugh as I glance at the screen and see the guys strutting their stuff around on the stage. As I see the one with the long hair, I burst out laughing* Oh Lord, it is Wrathh, what the fuck! *Watching them all dance about on the screen* Right going across the screen, that is Zszadist, Vishous, John Matthew, Rhage, Qhuinn, Wrathh and Manny, true? *Hearing her laugh, then choke on her candy* Come on Rhage in the middle, true, always has no fucking clothes on where possible.
Mary Ghardian
*Laughing again, I set my candy aside so I stop choking on it* It's true, my nallum doesn't care for clothes. It's really okay with me though. *Grinning* but, Butch! You missed yourself! Hmm...which one are you? *Tapping my lips with my finger, I smirk and snap them* Got it, you arrrrre *pointing* that one!
Butch O'Neal Ghardian
*Letting out a laugh* I am not any of them *Seeing her nod her head at me and say I am the one that I said was Z, I look at her* Seriously, nah, not good looking enough for me, so how about we put JM where Z was and Tohrment where JM was then, agree, so I would be where Q was *Barks out a laugh* I am kidding, damn Mary, I so need to get out of here, you are killing my last few remaining brain cells *Standing up and kissing her hand* Enjoy the rest of the movie, okay? *She smiles at me as she snuggles into her chair and watches the movie, I walk out quietly and head quickly through the manse looking for some Lag, fast* ~
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