Rhage Ghardian
Gathering up the BoomBox and the CD's I bring them to the Game room and start to set them up. *plugging it in and taking out the CD, I hear the pitter patter of little feet skipping into the room* Nalla, how is my best girl? You have your dance shoes on and are you ready to cut a rug?
Nalla Ghardian
*looking around* Did you bring scissors? I don't think that Fritz would like it if you cut his rugs in the manse. *looking at the CDs* What are we dancing too?
Rhage Ghardian
*smiling at you and tweaking your nose* We are going to dance to a classic rap song. All good rappers learn with this song. You ready? *Presses play and walks over to the middle of the floor and takes your hand in mine waiting for the music to start*
Nalla Ghardian
*watching you thrust your butt out and then your hips side to side and then front. Then jump up and down with you arm in the air. Following your moves and singing* Jump On it Jump On It. *giggling as we dance then stopping and looking at you* Uncle Rhage, what are we jumping on? The song says Jump On It but what are we jumping on?
Rhage Ghardian
*doing a freeze frame to the song and then start hopping up and down,I start to sing* Tonto, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it...
Kemosabi, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it... *smiling at Nalla* IT Of course... Jump on IT! *smiles and starts to freeze frame and then starts to jump up and down again and pounds hand onto my mouth* Awowowowowowowowowow!! Ho!
Wowowowowowwowowowowowowowowowowow!!
Nalla Ghardian
*shrugging shoulders and just going with it. jumping up and down while someone raps, then moving hips front and back and side to side then jumping up and down* Tonto jump on it jump on it. AwooogaaAwooogaaa *giggling* Uncle you have a funny face on right now.
Rhage Ghardian
*Making a face, I place my hands on hips, I thrust my hips forward to the side and back and to the side again* 'Get them squaws, fast as you can't To all you girls, that wanna join my Tribe just move to my rhythm, and feel my vibe... *winks at Nalla* To be honest this was a good pick up song back in the day, *shakes my finger at Nalla* but I don't want you to fall for a silly pick up lines by a good looking guy. All guys want to do is jump your bo... *clears my throat and starts to hop up and down and wave a hand in the air and turn around* Tonto, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it... Kemosabi, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it...
Nalla Ghardian
*standing hands on hips looking puzzled* What's a pick up line? And why would I fall for a pick up line? You are silly Uncle! *jumping up and down singing*
Rhage Ghardian
*Grins and taps your nose again* You wont for a few reasons... *counting off on my hands* 1. You have all your uncles that will teach you better, 2. You have your father with will make sure you learn not to fall for that crap and 3. If it up to us, you are never going to date to find out what a pick up line is.... *arm in the air, I turn in a circle* A pow-wow, just rock it out Finger poppin to the break of dawn Keep it rockin like the stuff that we call maize (What's that?) Hot buttered popcorn. You just hippa-hoppa-dippa-boppa bang the boogie woogie betcha wanna boogie again And you can put me to the test at your request. I rock you out of your mocassins. Kemosabi got down, took off his mask. He kicked off his shoes and did the Monster Mash
Nalla Ghardian
*shrugs shoulders* Ok whatever you say. *watching you dance around and talk about popcorn* POPCORN!!! Uncle Rhage, I love popcorn. When we are done jumping on it can we get popcorn with butter on it for a snack? *moving hips and jumping up and down swinging my lasso arm in the air* Uncle, I look like a cowgirl. That's it they must be talking about jumping on their horse. I wonder if Auntie Payne sings this song before she jumps on Glory, whatcha think?
Rhage Ghardian
*Stops mid turn and stares at Nalla* POPCORN!! Good idea!! *looks at the machine and looks around for Fritz* I can tell him you wanted popcorn, he cant deny Nalla anything, If you see Fritz Nalla, just smile and look pretty while I start the popcorn machine, OK? *walks over to the machine while mumbling under my breath* Jump on it, Jump on it, Jump on it...
Nalla Ghardian
*cocking head to one side, eyes getting wide with realization* Uncle Rhage did you break Uncle Fritz's popcorn machine and that's why he had to get a new one? You made that big mess with popcorn everywhere? WOW, you are messier than me Uncle Rhage. Ya wanna finger paint sometime, I bet we could make a BIG mess! *peeking around the corner looking for Uncle Fritz as I hear the popping of the popcorn machine. Dancing with Uncle Rhage and hot buttered popcorn, this day can't get any better*~
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